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Demonic_Chronic
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Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days
#19396027 - 01/09/14 09:20 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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So the next 3 days Im going to be flushing toxins from my body, starting to feel crappy 24/7 but I still have another 72 days until my next fast. I fast on a strict schedule so I dont want to change that.
Im looking for assistance creating a 3 day diet regiment that is-
1. As low fat as possible 2. All Natural 3. Full spectrum Nutritional value 4. preferably nothing frozen or preserved 5. If I can, Id like to do it all raw and not have to cook anything.
This is only for 3-4 days, any help would be greatly appreciated! Im gonna ask a good friend of mine as well, hes a raw foodist and hes been a vegetarian since he was 11 and he is one of the healthiest people Ive ever met. I personally could never go full vegetarian, maybe piscapalian but thatd be the extent.
Any input is greatly appreciated!
DC
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Demonic_Chronic] 5
#19396050 - 01/09/14 09:24 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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sour patch kids and a stick of butter for breakfast
a watchamacallit and a wendy's frosty for lunch
a flavored tootsie rolls and mountain dew for dinner
if needed a brick of cream cheese for snacks
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Dork] 1
#19396058 - 01/09/14 09:26 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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im like the jillian michaels of flushing toxins
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Dork]
#19396065 - 01/09/14 09:28 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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consumesomeshrooms said: sour patch kids and a stick of butter for breakfast
a watchamacallit and a wendy's frosty for lunch
a flavored tootsie rolls and mountain dew for dinner
if needed a brick of cream cheese for snacks
Do this, but blend it all together and take it rectally.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: EllisDSox]
#19396073 - 01/09/14 09:29 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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frostys rectally are the best.
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Demonic_Chronic
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Dork]
#19396095 - 01/09/14 09:37 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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I intended this to be serious, Usually Im all for jokes but right now im super cereal.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19396115 - 01/09/14 09:45 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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the soup or cereal diet sucks. soup sucks in general, and most cereals have too much fiber for what you are looking for. I strongly recommend a lot of butter, sugar, and pepto bismol so that you don't shit it out too quickly.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19396154 - 01/09/14 09:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Start juicing, or make smoothies with very nutient dense fruits and veggies.
If you are not avoiding dairy then adding a probiotic like milk kefir or yogurt to the smoothies would be good.
blue green algae, spirulina, and cilantro are awesome chelators.
Milk thistle supports liver function and has even been shown to help repair liver damage. Dandelion also supports liver function. Take care of your liver when you detox.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: FrozenHappiness]
#19396415 - 01/09/14 11:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Dude just buy some carrots, celery,and any other veggies, fruits, fat free ranch, organic peanutbutter (but this isnt fat free at all), and tuna
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
#19396463 - 01/09/14 11:13 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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fruit and vegetables will work I like to make backed potatoes with onions peppers and stuff
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19396576 - 01/09/14 11:41 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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a diet regiment just made me think of a division of an army made up of specially trained rough & ready diet soldiers.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
#19396647 - 01/09/14 11:52 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Demonic_Chronic said: I intended this to be serious, Usually Im all for jokes but right now im super cereal.
DC
I assume red meat is out of the question because of its fat content. This might even go for chicken if you're being strict, even fish has fat (but its healthy).
Eat lots of complete proteins, like lentils and rice. It's healthy, natural, and low in fat. Veggies and fruit are good too, but be careful for sugar spikes.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: Dork]
#19396649 - 01/09/14 11:52 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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consumesomeshrooms said: im like the jillian michaels of flushing toxins

OP, one word. Meth. Makes you lose weight like crazy so it must be healthy.
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Re: Need help with a diet regiment for the next 3 days [Re: deladude]
#19396712 - 01/10/14 12:05 AM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Meth is the ultimate diet supplement.
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