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Anonymous #1
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Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc
#19365057 - 01/03/14 06:48 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Let's face it, guys. Sometimes we want to get a little freaky when nobody is around and sometimes a quick jerb isn't what we're after. So I post this in the hopes of sharing, and hopefully learning something new.
When I get really super horny and am alone (usually stims are involved) a little trick I do is get a small vibrator and rub my cock with it. Then, I put on a condom and slide it in there on the bottom of the shaft, or where ever and it holds it there and the pleasure is amazing. Add a fleshlight to the same scenario and it's even better. Can be a little painful if not done right, though.
Anything else? (home made devices, etc?)
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #1] 5
#19366475 - 01/04/14 12:09 AM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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2 words
John Deere Combine Harvester
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Prisoner#1]
#19366560 - 01/04/14 12:59 AM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Kinky, but no thanks
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schwarg



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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19366841 - 01/04/14 04:22 AM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Bengay, lots.
but really don't
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: schwarg]
#19370289 - 01/04/14 09:05 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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The ol' finger/s up the butt is fun.
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#19373289 - 01/05/14 02:36 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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That vibrator would be much better spent in your ass. If you're really looking to elevate your masturbatory experience, and you haven't ever felt the awe-inspiring wonder of an orgasm tied into prostate-stimulation, you're cheating yourself.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Two words.
Two hands
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Atrium] 1
#19374069 - 01/05/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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Using a banana peel is good.
Microwave it first.
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: GoldenEye] 1
#19375402 - 01/06/14 12:24 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
GoldenEye said: Using a banana peel is good.
Microwave it first.
Why would I want to microwave my cock?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: sukhavati12]
#19375524 - 01/06/14 01:31 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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For some reason my ass just hurts when I try and pleasure it/the prostate nowadays. It used to be a wild adventure, usually hours of anal destruction, srsly! I would stop for an hour and go again, sort of thing. I mean holy shit, that felt great.
But yeah now it just hurts and feels like I'm taking a really uncomfortable diarrhea-like constant shit. My farts are augmented and the neighbours laughed when they heard me fart in the middle of the night with the window open once.
I think my asshole is destroyed.
So take it easy with anal fun. I think I'm bisexual btw.
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #2]
#19375606 - 01/06/14 02:08 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: For some reason my ass just hurts when I try and pleasure it/the prostate nowadays. It used to be a wild adventure, usually hours of anal destruction, srsly! I would stop for an hour and go again, sort of thing. I mean holy shit, that felt great.
But yeah now it just hurts and feels like I'm taking a really uncomfortable diarrhea-like constant shit. My farts are augmented and the neighbours laughed when they heard me fart in the middle of the night with the window open once.
I think my asshole is destroyed.
So take it easy with anal fun. I think I'm bisexual btw.
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
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Anonymous #2
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At one stage the sexual ecstasy was so powerful and constant I thought I was in some kind of nirvana, it extended from my abdomen to my chest in this kind of constant sexual high or euphoria. It was surely well beyond many kinds of drug highs. I think I understand tantric sex and why/how it works now. If you draw sexual play out long enough it becomes overpoweringly pleasureable.
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #2]
#19375721 - 01/06/14 03:26 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: At one stage the sexual ecstasy was so powerful and constant I thought I was in some kind of nirvana, it extended from my abdomen to my chest in this kind of constant sexual high or euphoria. It was surely well beyond many kinds of drug highs. I think I understand tantric sex and why/how it works now. If you draw sexual play out long enough it becomes overpoweringly pleasureable.
are you a guy or a girl?
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19375848 - 01/06/14 05:06 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Tenga makes some great products, feeling is on par with vaginal sex/blowjobs.
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: ViscousGoo]
#19394822 - 01/09/14 05:36 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Usually when I know I have a lot of time by myself, like a couple hours, I'll get out the porn. As I watch and get going it'll get to the point where I need to cum, but I hold it back. After waiting about 30 seconds - 1 minute the sensation in my dick will be gone and I'll go again. I'll continue to do this for any time between 10 minutes and an hour or more, depending on how much time I have, how I'm feeling, etc. Eventually when I do cum it feels really good and it's usually a bigger load too. I'm sure adding this method to any of the above ideas will increase orgasm by a lot, as it does by itself anyway.
Other than that there's nothing else I have that hasn't already been mentioned really. A bit of butt play is fun sometimes I guess, but if you don't know how to do it it kinda sucks. It usually hurts my asshole for a few hours after, and when I cum .. I also can't even find my prostate which sucks. I also use different things for lubes sometimes, like whip cream or margarine or something.
Oh, and when I'm wackin it, when I'm about to cum, to help me get a better orgasm I'll grip the base of my dick with my index finger and thumb and pull it towards my body so the skin is stretched. Feels great when the other hand is going up and down on the cock that way. I also read somewhere that relaxing your shoulders when you come increases orgasm too.
Happy fapping!
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Anonymous #1]
#19395011 - 01/09/14 06:02 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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So I actually had a funny experience using an electric razor as a vibrator once. I was not feeling like masturbating and I was having trouble cumming. In order to speed it up I turned on an electric razor. I had to use the metal side because the plastic wasn't hard enough. It felt pretty nice and didn't really hurt.
After I cum I suddenly realize it's stinging pretty badly. I look down at the floor where I came and I see several drops of blood. I look at my hands and realize I'm bleeding pretty profusely from my dick! I was in shock. My ears started ringing and I felt like I was going to pass out and puke. Luckily it healed fast and I was back on my feet in a couple of days, haha.
As for things that make it nicer, inhalants made masturbation INSANE. If you're comfortable with them it can be really nice.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Male masterbation tips/tricks/etc [Re: Darwin23]
#19395549 - 01/09/14 07:36 PM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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LOL about the razor. I agree with inhalants. Nitrous at least..
Also, I can't find my prostate, so I've never had an assgasm
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