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InvisibleSynthe
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Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me * 3
    #19395209 - 01/09/14 06:35 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

While lighting up this afternoon I saw a vacant police cruiser parked in the distance, a few hundred yards away, behind a pizza place. While lighting up this evening, I noticed it had returned, and it was not alone. Next to it was one of those SUV cruisers. I sat there, staring at them for a few minutes, and didn't make out any movement... they were vacant. Nearly precisely as I touched my flame to my bud, I hear a CR-CRA-CRACK! sound in the distance, the same distance in which the police vehicles are, but seemingly a little closer... 


I feel like I'm being haunted by the spirit of Junkie Cop. Or maybe those cops just like pizza as much as they like donuts?


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InvisiblePolk_Audio3
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
    #19395357 - 01/09/14 06:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I hate the cops


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InvisibleLegend
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe] * 2
    #19395361 - 01/09/14 06:59 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Cop cars go wo-woo-woop. you've just been smoking too much of that cr-cra-crack.


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OfflineMescalean
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
    #19395363 - 01/09/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Worked next door to a pizza joint. Huge cop magnet. Those pigs looooove pizza. Relax.


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Offlineberdinwall
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Polk_Audio3] * 4
    #19395365 - 01/09/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I just saw a cop at a pizza place too. I can tell that story again if you want


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InvisibleshLong
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: berdinwall]
    #19395404 - 01/09/14 07:07 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

In b4 repitoire


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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: berdinwall]
    #19395486 - 01/09/14 07:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

berdinwall said:
I just saw a cop at a pizza place too. I can tell that story again if you want





I love this post.  :awepreciation:


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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: GrimTroll]
    #19395543 - 01/09/14 07:34 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:heart:


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InvisibleRepertoire89
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: shLong] * 1
    #19395800 - 01/09/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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shLong said:
In b4 repitoire






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InvisibleshLong
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19395808 - 01/09/14 08:23 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:rofldrunk:  :rofl2:
:highfive:

Knew you'd deliver..... much like the pizza place does :rimshot:


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InvisibleKT-BC
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Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
    #19395860 - 01/09/14 08:35 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

put.down.the.gank.pipe...


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