|
Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



Registered: 11/10/12
Posts: 7,961
Loc: Three bags of Funyuns
|
Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me 3
#19395209 - 01/09/14 06:35 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
While lighting up this afternoon I saw a vacant police cruiser parked in the distance, a few hundred yards away, behind a pizza place. While lighting up this evening, I noticed it had returned, and it was not alone. Next to it was one of those SUV cruisers. I sat there, staring at them for a few minutes, and didn't make out any movement... they were vacant. Nearly precisely as I touched my flame to my bud, I hear a CR-CRA-CRACK! sound in the distance, the same distance in which the police vehicles are, but seemingly a little closer...
I feel like I'm being haunted by the spirit of Junkie Cop. Or maybe those cops just like pizza as much as they like donuts?
--------------------
|
Polk_Audio3
Moon Cricket



Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 7,163
Loc: Amsterdam
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
#19395357 - 01/09/14 06:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
I hate the cops
--------------------
|
Legend
RIP Sasha



Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 28,336
Loc: TX
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe] 2
#19395361 - 01/09/14 06:59 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
Cop cars go wo-woo-woop. you've just been smoking too much of that cr-cra-crack.
--------------------
No sympathy for the devil, keep that in mind. [url=]Buy the ticket, take the ride. [/url]Are you lost?
|
Mescalean
Burke is love, burke is life.


Registered: 01/18/12
Posts: 6,755
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
#19395363 - 01/09/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
Worked next door to a pizza joint. Huge cop magnet. Those pigs looooove pizza. Relax.
-------------------- FREE BURKE
|
berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


Registered: 06/10/12
Posts: 4,276
Loc: West Virginia
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Polk_Audio3] 4
#19395365 - 01/09/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
I just saw a cop at a pizza place too. I can tell that story again if you want
--------------------
|
shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: berdinwall]
#19395404 - 01/09/14 07:07 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
In b4 repitoire
|
GrimTroll
Cultural Terrorist



Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 1,255
Loc: Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 18 days
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: berdinwall]
#19395486 - 01/09/14 07:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
Quote:
berdinwall said: I just saw a cop at a pizza place too. I can tell that story again if you want
I love this post.
-------------------- Now pick me up night and whirlwind and let me ride with you to peace of mind and nothing to rebel...
|
berdinwall
<3 whooooshhh


Registered: 06/10/12
Posts: 4,276
Loc: West Virginia
Last seen: 2 years, 2 months
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: GrimTroll]
#19395543 - 01/09/14 07:34 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
--------------------
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: shLong] 1
#19395800 - 01/09/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
Quote:
shLong said: In b4 repitoire
|
shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Repertoire89]
#19395808 - 01/09/14 08:23 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|


Knew you'd deliver..... much like the pizza place does
Edited by shLong (01/09/14 08:47 PM)
|
KT-BC


Registered: 10/24/12
Posts: 2,209
Loc: the lake
|
Re: Fucking Junkie Cop is fucking with me [Re: Synthe]
#19395860 - 01/09/14 08:35 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
|
|
put.down.the.gank.pipe...
|
|