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    #19394841 - 01/09/14 05:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 4
    #19394843 - 01/09/14 05:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I'm not in your English class, silly.

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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19394850 - 01/09/14 05:40 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Unfortunately! :lol:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394856 - 01/09/14 05:41 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

make him work for the poon or he wont respect you.

but not too hard or he will lose interest


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394861 - 01/09/14 05:42 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Make a goddam move. If you "remain open and friendly", he'll think you're being open and friendly.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19394869 - 01/09/14 05:44 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

But...I don't want to have sex with him.

Well, my body does, but I DON'T.
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KremrBigSikter said:
Make a goddam move. If you "remain open and friendly", he'll think you're being open and friendly.




How? I am so unskilled. :sad:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 2
    #19394878 - 01/09/14 05:45 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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But...I don't want to have sex with him.

Well, my body does, but I DON'T.




:what:

are you sure you arent actually just in 10th grade for real?


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394880 - 01/09/14 05:45 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

You can try the tactless and unsubtle approach of basically saying "hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe".
Sometimes we need to learn to value a little brevity and honesty.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19394894 - 01/09/14 05:47 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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NWlight said:

:what:

are you sure you arent actually just in 10th grade for real?




:lol: I'm sure. I am just shy. That's all. 


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19394904 - 01/09/14 05:48 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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You can try the tactless and unsubtle approach of basically saying "hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe".
Sometimes we need to learn to value a little brevity and honesty.




Thing is, I was actually considering being upfront with him and telling him exactly how it is. That I think he is appealing and that I want to get to know him.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394910 - 01/09/14 05:49 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Great. Do it. He'll either appreciate that or he won't.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394913 - 01/09/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Make sure to show your affection. Although Im probably the worst to take advice from because I still havent found anyone that feels for me.

I think you pretty much want to gradually see more and more of him over some time. Easy to say i know, but if youre in his life more and more often, then theres a good chance he's thinking of you frequently. Just dont give him the "friend vibe" like I do every single time. Keep the flirtations real. I wish you success! :peace:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394916 - 01/09/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I think some spooning is in order.

The tough decision is who gets to be the 'little' spoon


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394924 - 01/09/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Touch his peepee already. He'll love it.

Seriously though, just keep talking to him, be a bit flirty and he will catch on and probably start to show a bit of initiative himself.

(But we may need a photo of you to tell if this will work).


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19394928 - 01/09/14 05:52 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

The upfront thing only works if he is already interested. Otherwise it is counter productive.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394934 - 01/09/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Quote:

sVs said:
You can try the tactless and unsubtle approach of basically saying "hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number... so call me maybe".
Sometimes we need to learn to value a little brevity and honesty.




Thing is, I was actually considering being upfront with him and telling him exactly how it is. That I think he is appealing and that I want to get to know him.



I am shy too, and thats exactly how I think. I tried it last time to no avail, but it was only one time and she looked down upon me.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19394939 - 01/09/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Check Pics of Pubbers '13 and '14. :datass:

Also, thank you for the advice.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye] * 1
    #19394941 - 01/09/14 05:54 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

That's the beauty of high risk/high return strategy, man.
Life's a game of fuckin' chances and shit, sometimes you gotta go all fuckin' in and risk it all. Even if you fail miserably, at least you put yourself out there like a motherfucking champ and not some little sissybitch.

I say go for the bull-in-china-shop approach. It's the best approach and only a little bitch would tell you otherwise.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394949 - 01/09/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Men/boys of the Pub, what would you like a girl to do in this situation?

Be serious, now.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394960 - 01/09/14 05:56 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Remain friendly while flirting to drop hints you're into him.
Your pretty so I'm sure you can have him wrapped around your finger in a few weeks.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19394961 - 01/09/14 05:56 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

The time leading up to that moment fucking sucks though. So many opportunities to back out ect.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394967 - 01/09/14 05:57 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

An excellent first date is something like "hey you want to get some coffee and study for that test/ do that homework assignment together?"


completely innocent, and you have something to talk about the whole time.

perfect first date for people in teh same class with eachother.


do this  :sun:

almost guarantee success if he has ANY interest in you.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394969 - 01/09/14 05:57 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Men/boys of the Pub, what would you like a girl to do in this situation?

Be serious, now.



How about you don't think of what certain men want certain women to do in certain situations, but think of how you as a human want to interact with another human that you like.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 1
    #19394976 - 01/09/14 05:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Be serious, now.




Have I ever not been serious?
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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19394982 - 01/09/14 05:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:lol:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: T-Rex]
    #19394984 - 01/09/14 05:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
Remain friendly while flirting to drop hints you're into him.
Your pretty so I'm sure you can have him wrapped around your finger in a few weeks.




I like that idea. :smile: Thank you.

I don't want him wrapped around my finger, though, haha.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394986 - 01/09/14 05:59 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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But...I don't want to have sex with him.

Well, my body does, but I DON'T.




So in other words you do but you wont admit it. Yup, definitely a woman


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19394988 - 01/09/14 05:59 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Have I ever not been serious?
:pokerawe:




No! :peyotezen: :tongue2:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19394999 - 01/09/14 06:01 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Men love the thrill of the hunt.
So don't be to blatant about your feelings but do give off subtle hints.
And if he has any interest in pursuing a relationship beyond friends he surely will put the moves on you.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19395006 - 01/09/14 06:01 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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So in other words you do but you wont admit it. Yup, definitely a woman




I am not trying to sound iffy or anything. :frown: Sexuality has just been a very odd experience for me. I can never quite connect with it. I absolutely have urges, but deep down, I know that it is not really what I want. Not at this moment, anyway.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19395009 - 01/09/14 06:02 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

Cojo said:
But...I don't want to have sex with him.

Well, my body does, but I DON'T.




So in other words you do but you wont admit it. Yup, definitely a woman



Women are so strange.:shrug:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: T-Rex]
    #19395019 - 01/09/14 06:03 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:
Men love the thrill of the hunt.
So don't be to blatant about your feelings but do give off subtle hints.
And if he has any interest in pursuing a relationship beyond friends he surely will put the moves on you.



not all men enjoy the hunt. I find it to be tedious.


if I really LOVE a girl not just banging her, yeah i'll do small surprises and favors and stuff to show affection.  but im not like, hunting them lmao.

I wish this was in anon so I dont sound like a conceited asshole but I'm fairly attractive and I let the wimmminz come to me instead


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Re: There's this boy [Re: T-Rex]
    #19395030 - 01/09/14 06:05 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

T-Rex said:

Women are so strange.:shrug:



Says the gender who loves the "thrill of the hunt".


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395032 - 01/09/14 06:05 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
An excellent first date is something like "hey you want to get some coffee and study for that test/ do that homework assignment together?"


completely innocent, and you have something to talk about the whole time.

perfect first date for people in teh same class with eachother.


do this  :sun:

almost guarantee success if he has ANY interest in you.




i like this idea, too! I was running little scenarios through my head yesterday that followed the same pattern.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19395038 - 01/09/14 06:06 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

KremrBigSikter said:
How about you don't think of what certain men want certain women to do in certain situations, but think of how you as a human want to interact with another human that you like.




The harsh truth. :wink:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395041 - 01/09/14 06:07 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Well I don't HUNT females either.
I don't go to bars and prey on drunk women like many do.
I am introverted but can be extroverted at times.

I meant more of a female you are comfortable with playing hard to get.
Yeah I would much rather have a woman be straight out as say let's go to that bathroom stall and I'll suck your wang like a hoover vacuum.
But in reality it doesn't happen so when women play hard to get I find the challenge somewhat fun.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395054 - 01/09/14 06:09 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Check Pics of Pubbers '13 and '14. :datass:

Also, thank you for the advice.




All hail the search function.

You're good!! :stoned:

Being a bit flirty should be enough to get him to chase.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395059 - 01/09/14 06:10 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Quote:

NWlight said:
An excellent first date is something like "hey you want to get some coffee and study for that test/ do that homework assignment together?"


completely innocent, and you have something to talk about the whole time.

perfect first date for people in teh same class with eachother.


do this  :sun:

almost guarantee success if he has ANY interest in you.




i like this idea, too! I was running little scenarios through my head yesterday that followed the same pattern.



yeah if you like this idea I'd go for it...

its ok to ask him because this isnt really a "date" so he wont feel emasculated by you "making the first move"


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395063 - 01/09/14 06:10 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
An excellent first date is something like "hey you want to get some coffee and study for that test/ do that homework assignment together?"


completely innocent, and you have something to talk about the whole time.

perfect first date for people in teh same class with eachother.


do this  :sun:

almost guarantee success if he has ANY interest in you.




This is good advice.  Here's a conversation starter: "Hey, you were in such-a-such class last semester! How did you do?"  Good luck Cojo!  You're beautiful, so he will likely be flattered that you recognized him.  :shrug:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395065 - 01/09/14 06:11 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Im a male, and although I believe sex will come later.. Im not trying to fuck asap. Because theres wayyy more to life than primitive urges of sexual intercourse.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: LSDreams]
    #19395091 - 01/09/14 06:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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physicist said:
This is good advice.  Here's a conversation starter: "Hey, you were in such-a-such class last semester! How did you do?"  Good luck Cojo!  You're beautiful, so he will likely be flattered that you recognized him.  :shrug:




Gracias! Gracias, to everyone in this thread. I deeply appreciate all of your words.


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Im a male, and although I believe sex will come later.. Im not trying to fuck asap. Because theres wayyy more to life than primitive urges of sexual intercourse.




Heh, I am not trying to fuck at all. The thought of me being sexual ties my head in knots.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395109 - 01/09/14 06:18 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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Heh, I am not trying to fuck at all. The thought of me being sexual ties my head in knots.




:what:

again, wtf?

you want to have sex but you don't?  and now you're not trying to fuck AT ALL?


jesus don't you have hormones?


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395127 - 01/09/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Oh she does, dude clicks the right buttons and she gonna go off about losing control. No offense.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395133 - 01/09/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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NWlight said:
:what:

again, wtf?

you want to have sex but you don't?  and now you're not trying to fuck AT ALL?


jesus don't you have hormones?




I know it is confusing. It confuses me, too. :frown: I have a very difficult time imagining myself in sexual situations, though I know I have feelings. It is as if I don't see myself as tethered to them. Like, there is me, and then there are my feelings/urges.

I know this makes little sense. Bear with me!


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19395150 - 01/09/14 06:25 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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Oh she does, dude clicks the right buttons and she gonna go off about losing control. No offense.




None taken. :smile: But I highly doubt this will happen. Not until I build complete confidence in myself. It is a huge part of the issue and no other person will likely be involved. That and the fact that I experienced years of odd, Christian sexual teaching.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395163 - 01/09/14 06:27 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Protip:

work into the conversation that you're a virgin and open to the idea of sex at some point


then He'll wipe your ass for you if you ask nice enough.  most dudes are VERY turned on by the idea of taking a girl's virginity


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395164 - 01/09/14 06:27 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

It is a part of natural life. Though I may not like to imagine realistic sexual situations.. its honestly only because of my massive bag of insecurities I carry around with me daily. It should be the last thing the worry about too though.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath] * 1
    #19395167 - 01/09/14 06:27 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Just be yourself with him.  Don't worry about sex, it will happen when the time is right.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395220 - 01/09/14 06:36 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Oh Cojo... the answer is obvious!




DSHSB.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Synthe]
    #19395229 - 01/09/14 06:37 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
Oh Cojo... the answer is obvious!




DSHSB.



*Let him DSYSB*


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight] * 1
    #19395238 - 01/09/14 06:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Oh Cojo... the answer is obvious!




DSHSB.



*Let him DSYSB*



No, no, you've got it all wrong!

It is always the Shroomerite who does the DSHSBing in a relationship, dontcha knowit?


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Synthe]
    #19395242 - 01/09/14 06:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:

It is always the Shroomerite who does the DSHSBing in a relationship, dontcha knowit?




QFT


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Re: There's this boy [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #19395254 - 01/09/14 06:41 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I hope he's into that kinda thing.

Better get a strap-on OP


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Re: There's this boy [Re: 4HO-DMT] * 1
    #19395255 - 01/09/14 06:41 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

And we need video conformation of the DSHSB


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Re: There's this boy [Re: NWlight]
    #19395331 - 01/09/14 06:54 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
Protip:

work into the conversation that you're a virgin and open to the idea of sex at some point


then He'll wipe your ass for you if you ask nice enough.  most dudes are VERY turned on by the idea of taking a girl's virginity




...:frown: I am quite scared of the process of losing my virginity, though I know I should not be.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: T-Rex]
    #19395339 - 01/09/14 06:55 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

NWlight said:
I hope he's into that kinda thing.

Better get a strap-on OP



Quote:

T-Rex said:
And we need video conformation of the DSHSB




:rofl:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395342 - 01/09/14 06:55 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Take your time.
And let in naturally happen.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: T-Rex]
    #19395355 - 01/09/14 06:58 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Yeah. I hope that with time, I become less afraid of it.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395414 - 01/09/14 07:08 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

virgin women    :datass:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395438 - 01/09/14 07:12 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Yeah. I hope that with time, I become less afraid of it.




It might not be time, just circumstance.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19395441 - 01/09/14 07:13 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Just need someone to lay the dick down good and hard.
You'll be addicted like everyone else in no time, with seven kids to boot.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19395448 - 01/09/14 07:14 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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sVs said:
Just need someone to lay the dick down good and hard.
You'll be addicted like everyone else in no time, with seven kids to boot.




:awedisgust: Gross. :tongue:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19395453 - 01/09/14 07:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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GoldenEye said:
It might not be time, just circumstance.




Or that. :smile:


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395455 - 01/09/14 07:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Presumably the look of horror is about the kids, which is totally understandable.
I hate the little freaks. The less there are, the better.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19395475 - 01/09/14 07:19 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Yup, it was for the kids. I like them on certain occasions. Rarely, though. The majority are unbelievably irritating.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19395485 - 01/09/14 07:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

The attitude that bearing children imparts on their owners is kind of hard to put up with, too.
Every time I hear "I'm a single mother and life is hard because XYZ", I feel like I could decapitate someone with my bare hands.

Or "we have children, we are better people heheheh :smug:".



FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIDS, SHIT.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #19395509 - 01/09/14 07:27 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

And stupid. Children are majorly stupid. They believe every damn thing you teach them.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: GoldenEye]
    #19395511 - 01/09/14 07:28 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Yet, their owners act like their spawn are both cute and clever.
They are neither. They are deformed and dumber than shit. The world would be better off without 90% of them.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19395537 - 01/09/14 07:33 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
The attitude that bearing children imparts on their owners is kind of hard to put up with, too.
Every time I hear "I'm a single mother and life is hard because XYZ", I feel like I could decapitate someone with my bare hands.

Or "we have children, we are better people heheheh :smug:".



FUCK YOU AND YOUR KIDS, SHIT.



:yesnod:

Or the people who feel their having children is an extraordinary accomplishment.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: something super extreme]
    #19398740 - 01/10/14 12:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

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They are deformed and dumber than shit.



lmao. Other than their hard-wired instincts, kids are a tabula rasa and learn through the experiences they go through. I think that concept is extraordinary.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19398762 - 01/10/14 12:20 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

YES....just yes! I agree


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19398824 - 01/10/14 12:36 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
But...I don't want to have sex with him.

Well, my body does, but I DON'T.
Quote:

KremrBigSikter said:
Make a goddam move. If you "remain open and friendly", he'll think you're being open and friendly.




How? I am so unskilled. :sad:




Like girls need to be skilled to hook up with guys :lol:

Quote:

Anyhow, we conversed for a bit after class yesterday and the butterflies nearly erupted from my stomach, but I did not stumble or act silly, which was odd yet relieving. Words flowed out effortlessly, I was engaging, and I felt confident. I think we clicked. Who knows.

I guess my question is, what the hell do I do from here? Remain open and friendly, yes? I have never actually taken initiative when it came to talking to my crushes, so I am kind of new to this.




Just do more of this, with increasing regularity. Eventually, if he doesn't already do so, suggest hanging out after class. If you can make it there, I'm sure you can do the rest.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #19399036 - 01/10/14 01:15 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Cojo said:
Men/boys of the Pub, what would you like a girl to do in this situation?

Be serious, now.



laugh at my shitty jokes, do subtle things like blush or twirl her hair and give me coy looking smiles while we chat. little hints like that

just enough to make me think you want me but leave me unsure enough to have to find out for myself.


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Re: There's this boy [Re: Apostle] * 1
    #19399069 - 01/10/14 01:21 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

That is the best feeling. So exciting. To quote from Star Trek, the wrath of khan: It's "something that will make you feel young as when the world was new."


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Re: There's this boy [Re: koods]
    #19399118 - 01/10/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 20 days ago)

not a star trek fan but thats a good quote. :thumbup:


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