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brokentv

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Predicament
#19380403 - 01/07/14 12:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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It's your first chance sleeping with someone which would you choose?
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fee
Im he who is the


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I choose sleeping with the easy one as it most likely be better all the while working on the hottie that will not only suck in bed but the sex will be much more meaningless the easy one and be a waste of time if you do or don't fuck her.
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Re: Predicament [Re: brokentv] 1
#19380424 - 01/07/14 12:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fuck them both. How many patients do you normally have, by the way?
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volcomstoner
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Re: Predicament [Re: fee]
#19380425 - 01/07/14 12:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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fuck the easy one, build confidence fuck the hottie. Duhh
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Legend
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yeah i agree, fuck both.
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brokentv

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Re: Predicament [Re: Legend]
#19380463 - 01/07/14 01:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ok I'm definitely considering both then. I think the problem is I'm too caring for my own good, typical virgin talk I guess. The thing about this girl I'm into is she knows I have no experience and it was suppose to be this special thing, but she's definitely not making things easy at all.
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NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Save the caring for the day you decide to get married. You are, presumably, young. Go forth and fuck without feeling.
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volcomstoner
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sVs said: Save the caring for the day you decide to get married. You are, presumably, young. Go forth and fuck without feeling.
QFT!!!
Fuck that whole making it special nonsense. You're young, fuck as much as possible.
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brokentv

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Yeah looks like I'm going with the one who is willing. I'm actually finding her much more attractive anyway simply for making things so simple. Everyone here would slap me if I told you what I've gone through waiting around for this other girl i'm into and I'm still in the dark about what her deal is.
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Repertoire89
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Do it
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Synthe
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brokentv said: Yeah looks like I'm going with the one who is willing. I'm actually finding her much more attractive anyway simply for making things so simple. Everyone here would slap me if I told you what I've gone through waiting around for this other girl i'm into and I'm still in the dark about what her deal is.
Good choice. You don't want to blow off the girl who's into you just because some other girl you like MIGHT like you back.
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Re: Predicament [Re: Synthe]
#19394718 - 01/09/14 05:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bang her while you wait.
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stimpson
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Re: Predicament [Re: Synthe]
#19394745 - 01/09/14 05:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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dude... dun wait around, u'll get whipped
tear down ur ego and hit on everything that moves until someone starts following you saying "please hit on me?".
then get her alone and kiss her.
if you are rockin' a big fuckn hardon for her, ask her to go see a movie or something, get her alone in your car and then pull out your penis. then ask to see her cootch and suck that motherfucker like it's your religion.
then u'll be on even ground, and you can go from there.
EDIT: and i hate to be mean, but if you fucking get whipped by sum fat chick and breed children when u dun even get off with her, from me to you, THANKS A FUCKING LOT
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Darwin23
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I'm 21 and a virgin. I've had opportunities with girls I'm not interested in and chose not to. It's not about making my first time special or anything. It's just that I don't want to have sex with someone I don't want to have sex with just for the sake of saying I did. There have been a handful of times where I had the opportunity with girls I was down to sleep with but something happened every single time (the gods hate me.)
A few times I've thought of going back and talking to one of the girls I wasn't attracted to simply because I want to be experienced. I don't want to be embarrass myself with someone I'm really into.
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Re: Predicament [Re: Darwin23] 1
#19394968 - 01/09/14 05:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't sweat your sex life too hard, dude. Too many people get caught up in that shit when they're young. It is both more important and entirely unimportant to warrant worrying about how many people or how often you're screwing. Enjoy it, but don't slave to it.
It's fun, and it can be a great experience, but you're really not shorting yourself of anything truly magical if you abstain until you're totally comfortable with doing it with someone. It'll certainly be more rewarding if you are gonna do it with someone who holds some significance to you rather than a random lay.
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Darwin23 said: I'm 21 and a virgin. I've had opportunities with girls I'm not interested in and chose not to. It's not about making my first time special or anything. It's just that I don't want to have sex with someone I don't want to have sex with just for the sake of saying I did. There have been a handful of times where I had the opportunity with girls I was down to sleep with but something happened every single time (the gods hate me.)
A few times I've thought of going back and talking to one of the girls I wasn't attracted to simply because I want to be experienced. I don't want to be embarrass myself with someone I'm really into.
This pretty much explains my sex life... or rather, lack thereof.
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stimpson
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Darwin23 said: I'm 21 and a virgin. I've had opportunities with girls I'm not interested in and chose not to. It's not about making my first time special or anything. It's just that I don't want to have sex with someone I don't want to have sex with just for the sake of saying I did. There have been a handful of times where I had the opportunity with girls I was down to sleep with but something happened every single time (the gods hate me.)
A few times I've thought of going back and talking to one of the girls I wasn't attracted to simply because I want to be experienced. I don't want to be embarrass myself with someone I'm really into.
i'm sorry to sound like a jerk dude.
i vote go for it, just dun get a disease and dun get any1 pregnant. that means, give her the arm or eat her cootch.
and dun worry about hookn up with some1 and then breaking it off. i mean, girls do that ALL THE TIME. trust me, i think that is part of what being a gurl is all about. guys aren't that attractive, and gurls are expected to be good, straight christians and hook up with guys. so...
basically, BE CAREFUL AND DUN MAKE BABIES UNLESS U REALLY WANT THEM
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Just go for the long shot and fall back on the other if it doesn't work
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Darwin23
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sVs said: Don't sweat your sex life too hard, dude. Too many people get caught up in that shit when they're young. It is both more important and entirely unimportant to warrant worrying about how many people or how often you're screwing. Enjoy it, but don't slave to it.
It's fun, and it can be a great experience, but you're really not shorting yourself of anything truly magical if you abstain until you're totally comfortable with doing it with someone. It'll certainly be more rewarding if you are gonna do it with someone who holds some significance to you rather than a random lay.
Thanks for the advice, man. I definitely don't worry about it as much as I used to. I had that whole whiny teen thing about it for a while.
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TrentBoyett said: This pretty much explains my sex life... or rather, lack thereof.
I feel like that's a lot of dudes I've met on the Shroomery too.
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