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OfflineManianFHS
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When people smell like feces * 2
    #19393780 - 01/09/14 01:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ever run into someone who smells of shit? I sometimes wonder if they didnt wipe well enough or missed a spot. Thats pretty uncomfortable though.

Then i start wondering if i smell bad too, but am just used to it. Do we all smell like shit?


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: ManianFH]
    #19393796 - 01/09/14 01:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

They just have poor hygiene. Which probably means they are poor. The most likely smoke cigarettes and are also most likely to be overweight.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Patlal]
    #19393811 - 01/09/14 01:54 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

More likely, they stepped in some dog shit. People do that all the time without realizing it.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: koods] * 1
    #19393817 - 01/09/14 01:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
More likely, they stepped in some dog shit. People do that all the time without realizing it.




If I step in dog shit, I will defintely notice the smell.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: ManianFH]
    #19393822 - 01/09/14 01:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

As I'll show--It was he and George Baso who hit on the fantastically simple truth that everybody in America was walking around with a dirty behind, but everybody, because the ancient ritual of washing with water after the toilet had not occurred in all the modern antisepticism--Says Dave "People in America have all these racks of drycleaned clothes like you say on their trips, they spatter Eau de Cologne all over themselves, they wear Ban and Aid or whatever it is under their armpits, they get aghast to see a spot on a shirt or a dress, they probably change underwear and socks maybe even twice a day, they go around all puffed up and insolent thinking themselves the cleanest people on earth and they're walking around with dirty azzoles--Isn't that amazing? give me a little nip on that tit" he says reaching for my drink so I order two more, I've been engrossed, Dave can order all the drinks he wants anytime, "The President of the United States, the big ministers of state, the great bishops and shmishops and big shots everywhere, down to the lowest factory worker with all his fierce pride, movie stars, executives and great engineers and presidents of law firms and advertising firms with silk shirts and neckties and great expensive traveling cases in which they place these various expensive English imported hair brushes and shaving gear and pomades and perfumes are all walkin around with dirty azzoles! All you gotta do is simply wash yourself with soap and water! it hasnt occurred to anybody in America at all! it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of! don't you think it's marvelous that we're being called filthy unwashed beatniks but we're the only ones walkin around with clean azzoles?"--The whole azzole shot in fact had spread swiftly and everybody I knew and Dave knew from coast to coast had embarked on this great crusade which I must say is a good one--In fact in Big Sur I'd instituted a shelf in Monsanto's outhouse where the soap must be kept and everyone had to bring a can of water there on each trip--Monsanto hadnt heard about it yet, "Do you realize that until we tell poor Lorenzo Monsanto the famous writer that he is walking around with a dirty azzole he will be doing just that?"--"Let's go tell him right now!"--"Why of course if we wait another minute... and besides do you know what it does to people to walk around with a dirty azzole? it leaves a great yawning guilt that they cant understand all day, they go to work all cleaned up in the morning and you can smell all that freshly laundered clothes and Eau de Cologne in the commute train yet there's something gnawing at them, something's wrong, they know something's wrong they dont know just what!"--We rush to tell Monsanto at once in the book store around the corner.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #19393840 - 01/09/14 02:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

eir is a medical condition that can make you smell like poop. It like comes out of your pores and there is nothing you can do about it. That must suck so bad.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: highc]
    #19393847 - 01/09/14 02:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What does the inside of your nose smell like?


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: robbyberto] * 2
    #19393855 - 01/09/14 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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robbyberto said:
What does the inside of your nose smell like?




Coke :shrug:


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: robbyberto] * 1
    #19393861 - 01/09/14 02:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
As I'll show--It was he and George Baso who hit on the fantastically simple truth that everybody in America was walking around with a dirty behind, but everybody, because the ancient ritual of washing with water after the toilet had not occurred in all the modern antisepticism--Says Dave "People in America have all these racks of drycleaned clothes like you say on their trips, they spatter Eau de Cologne all over themselves, they wear Ban and Aid or whatever it is under their armpits, they get aghast to see a spot on a shirt or a dress, they probably change underwear and socks maybe even twice a day, they go around all puffed up and insolent thinking themselves the cleanest people on earth and they're walking around with dirty azzoles--Isn't that amazing? give me a little nip on that tit" he says reaching for my drink so I order two more, I've been engrossed, Dave can order all the drinks he wants anytime, "The President of the United States, the big ministers of state, the great bishops and shmishops and big shots everywhere, down to the lowest factory worker with all his fierce pride, movie stars, executives and great engineers and presidents of law firms and advertising firms with silk shirts and neckties and great expensive traveling cases in which they place these various expensive English imported hair brushes and shaving gear and pomades and perfumes are all walkin around with dirty azzoles! All you gotta do is simply wash yourself with soap and water! it hasnt occurred to anybody in America at all! it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of! don't you think it's marvelous that we're being called filthy unwashed beatniks but we're the only ones walkin around with clean azzoles?"--The whole azzole shot in fact had spread swiftly and everybody I knew and Dave knew from coast to coast had embarked on this great crusade which I must say is a good one--In fact in Big Sur I'd instituted a shelf in Monsanto's outhouse where the soap must be kept and everyone had to bring a can of water there on each trip--Monsanto hadnt heard about it yet, "Do you realize that until we tell poor Lorenzo Monsanto the famous writer that he is walking around with a dirty azzole he will be doing just that?"--"Let's go tell him right now!"--"Why of course if we wait another minute... and besides do you know what it does to people to walk around with a dirty azzole? it leaves a great yawning guilt that they cant understand all day, they go to work all cleaned up in the morning and you can smell all that freshly laundered clothes and Eau de Cologne in the commute train yet there's something gnawing at them, something's wrong, they know something's wrong they dont know just what!"--We rush to tell Monsanto at once in the book store around the corner.




I keep my azzole clean because you never know when somebody may want to lick it


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robbyberto said:
What does the inside of your nose smell like?




Your finger.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Patlal]
    #19393868 - 01/09/14 02:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:
They just have poor hygiene. Which probably means they are poor. The most likely smoke cigarettes




:whatever:

You drink alcohol, which probably means you have poor hygiene, right Patlal ?


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Constantine] * 1
    #19393875 - 01/09/14 02:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

he's kinda right--i'm poor and i have bad hygiene--but my azzhole is clean at least


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Constantine]
    #19393879 - 01/09/14 02:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Quote:

Patlal said:
They just have poor hygiene. Which probably means they are poor. The most likely smoke cigarettes




:whatever:

You drink alcohol, which probably means you have poor hygiene, right Patlal ?




Alcohol is spread in every class of societey.

Cigarettes are mainly in the poor class.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #19393882 - 01/09/14 02:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you'd have to have some extremely fucking bad hygiene to smell like feces.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #19393883 - 01/09/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Showers are free.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: KremrBigSikter]
    #19393892 - 01/09/14 02:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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KremrBigSikter said:
Showers are free.




Not really. Cold showers MAY be free, but you want to have a comfortable shower, the hot water is one of your biggest energy expenses.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: koods]
    #19393900 - 01/09/14 02:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You're right. I forgot not everyone lives in an apartment building.

Still, even if you burn seal oil for heat, enough warm water to wash your pits and groin regularly is practically free.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Patlal]
    #19393912 - 01/09/14 02:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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More likely, they stepped in some dog shit. People do that all the time without realizing it.




If I step in dog shit, I will defintely notice the smell.



I stepped in cat shit once, I didn't notice the smell until I was in a warm room with a dozen other people...


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Synthe]
    #19393932 - 01/09/14 02:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

at festivals you will occasionally walk past some wook that smells like fuckin shit

its gross


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19393940 - 01/09/14 02:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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at festivals you will occasionally walk past some wook that smells like fuckin shit

its gross




Right.


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Re: When people smell like feces [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19393944 - 01/09/14 02:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He who smelt, dealt.


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