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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Herbologist]
    #19393581 - 01/09/14 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I have to eat at least every 2 hours or I start to get a head ache, i feel shakey, weak feeling, and almost ready to pass out. It doesn't matter how big my last meal was.

That is kinda miserable





I get headaches  if I don't eat every couple of hours as well.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19393584 - 01/09/14 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

its like I have a super metabolism.

its a gift and a curse, mostly a curse seeing as how Id like to gain weight


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: unknown1123]
    #19393585 - 01/09/14 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think genetics is the latest scapegoat for fat people to use and I have studied genetics more extensively than 80% of people I know :shrug:




That and thyroid problems


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19393600 - 01/09/14 12:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Genetics have to come into play for some man, I mean think of it this way. I can eat like 3000 calories in a day, sit around and do shit all and not gain a pound. Other people eat like 1500 calories and gain a second ass.


For me gaining weight is really hard, even with eating properly and working out it literally took almost a year to actually see any results, I'm still like 140 lbs and you hear of some people gaining this much and that much in a simular situation. Your genetics has to have some influence on weight gain/loss. I'm sure their are lots of people who eat like shit and don't exercise though.



The bacteria in your gut also matter and eating the shit of someone who is naturally a lower weight can lower yours as well. On an unrelated note, would you send me a small piece of your dung, dried and in a gelatin capsule?




I will send you my poo, pm your address to me and let's get this poo train rolling.



Maybe next year when I've moved out, wouldn't want my parents seeing that package lol.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Tangich] * 2
    #19393634 - 01/09/14 12:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Tangich said:
Ignoring the gradual changes in the appearance, and adjusting to it, only to find themselves a few years down the line huge, addicted to junk food, with screwd up metabolism and unable to do anything about it.



junk food everyday

soul loss
just like smoking cigs everyday

stress causes soul loss

btw I used to eat pizza everyday for 10 years - often pizza delivery 2-3 times a day, and 3L of coke for that time too
so i know ;-)
lost 1/3 of my weight now

hadnt seen my body in about 10-15 years before I did psychedelics
kinda weird......


Edited by lessismore (01/09/14 01:02 PM)


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OfflineThe5thElement
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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #19393638 - 01/09/14 12:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So your telling me I shit in this tiny gel capsule for nothing?    :noyoudidawet:


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: The5thElement]
    #19393644 - 01/09/14 12:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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So your telling me I shit in this tiny gel capsule for nothing?    :noyoudidawet:



just save it for later :wink:


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: NotTheDevil] * 2
    #19393648 - 01/09/14 12:59 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I save poo for no man :ancientaliens:


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: The5thElement] * 1
    #19393662 - 01/09/14 01:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: NotTheDevil]
    #19393711 - 01/09/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, this thread makes me feel huge!  Seriously though I just started running again.  Hopefully I can break my bad habits and stop being so damn fat and lazy...


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: unknown1123]
    #19393721 - 01/09/14 01:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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unknown1123 said:
It may sound like a stupid question, but it really is not. You literally have to try to become as fat as a lot of people have become.
You literally have to be constantly eating shit food everyday to become that fat.

Opinions?




The problem isn't the shit food, it's the shit food and no exercise. Several people have done the "super size me" thing while maintaining a good exercise regimen and lose weight or gain muscle. The guy who made that doc did not work out at all, but yet fast food gets the blame. I am sick of people blaming junk food instead of a lack of exercise. Evolution designed you to be chasing game with a spear, or running from tigers and shit not watching TV. I hate dieting myself I would rather exercise.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #19393745 - 01/09/14 01:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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my3rdeye said:
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unknown1123 said:
It may sound like a stupid question, but it really is not. You literally have to try to become as fat as a lot of people have become.
You literally have to be constantly eating shit food everyday to become that fat.

Opinions?




The problem isn't the shit food, it's the shit food and no exercise. Several people have done the "super size me" thing while maintaining a good exercise regimen and lose weight or gain muscle. The guy who made that doc did not work out at all, but yet fast food gets the blame. I am sick of people blaming junk food instead of a lack of exercise. Evolution designed you to be chasing game with a spear, or running from tigers and shit not watching TV. I hate dieting myself I would rather exercise.




No. Evolution designed us based on a diet of food that wasn't energy rich. things that take a while to digest. not starches and sugars that are available almost immediately.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #19393750 - 01/09/14 01:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I am sick of people blaming junk food instead of a lack of exercise.



As I said, I was exercising regularly, bicycling, mountain hiking, weight lifting and walking everywhere, but I was still huge. I had a lot of muscle, but even more fat. And I wasn't eating a lot of junk food either. Just food that was not right for my body. Once I realized what that is, and found the right book to guide me, I started burning fat like a furnace!


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Tangich]
    #19393761 - 01/09/14 01:41 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

That second lady!

WOO! Meow!!!


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Herbologist]
    #19393764 - 01/09/14 01:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I am the same exact way.. I eat tons of carbs, fruits, vegs, protein and exercise 3-4 days a week.  I still cant gain much, Im at 143lbs and its HARD and I mean HARDDDDD to gain another pound at this point.  It took me 3-4 weeks to go from 135 to 143.



:lolwut:

You're complaining about 8 pounds in 3-4 weeks?  The average human body can put on between 1-2 pounds of muscle per month.  If you gained 8 pounds in a month I guarantee there was a good chunk of fat in there.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Tangich]
    #19393773 - 01/09/14 01:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I don't understand why obese people just don't go on the Jenny Crank diet.  Seems so simple and requires little or no effort.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: sprinkles]
    #19393797 - 01/09/14 01:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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XUL said:
That second lady!

WOO! Meow!!!




Yeah. She's great to look at, but you gotta realize that in all of those folds of skin are festering yeast infections and cheesy pus.

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I don't understand why obese people just don't go on the Jenny Crank diet.  Seems so simple and requires little or no effort.




Their hearts can't handle stimulants.

Of course, once you get to a certain size, you can't even exercise anymore. My Ex's aunt was fucking huge and she kept breaking her legs just because the bones could not support her weight and they would snap.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: koods]
    #19393810 - 01/09/14 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Obese people never learned how to eat. They don't understand what makes them fat and what doesn't. Lots of people will go for carbs rich diets simply because its more satisfying than a veggie diet.

If you base your diet on what tastes good, you are bound to get really fat, really fast. Anything sold in the middle aisles of the grocery store is toxic and that's probably where they buy most of their food.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: Patlal]
    #19393993 - 01/09/14 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:
Obese people never learned how to eat. They don't understand what makes them fat and what doesn't. Lots of people will go for carbs rich diets simply because its more satisfying than a veggie diet.

If you base your diet on what tastes good, you are bound to get really fat, really fast. Anything sold in the middle aisles of the grocery store is toxic and that's probably where they buy most of their food.



I base my diet on what tastes good: mostly fruit and veggies :shrug:

A lot of people do just heat up microwave dinners for multiple meals a day, though.  That's disgusting and will certainly make you fat.


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Re: How the fuck does someone become obese? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #19394027 - 01/09/14 02:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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my3rdeye said:
Quote:

unknown1123 said:
It may sound like a stupid question, but it really is not. You literally have to try to become as fat as a lot of people have become.
You literally have to be constantly eating shit food everyday to become that fat.

Opinions?




The problem isn't the shit food, it's the shit food and no exercise. Several people have done the "super size me" thing while maintaining a good exercise regimen and lose weight or gain muscle. The guy who made that doc did not work out at all, but yet fast food gets the blame. I am sick of people blaming junk food instead of a lack of exercise. Evolution designed you to be chasing game with a spear, or running from tigers and shit not watching TV. I hate dieting myself I would rather exercise.



Worse yet no one can replicate his results at all, no depression, no liver problems, drastically less weight gain, etc. Either the guy has shit genetics or he lied about what he was actually doing in order to make a popular documentary.


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