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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19391937 - 01/09/14 03:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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tahp93 said:
damnn girl those roids are paying off, but you're slacking on legs!! you should know of all people legs are a crucial part as you release more testosterone.




I am not slacking on legs. The legs look smaller when you take a selfie, because having the camera up high makes your upper body look bigger than your lower body.

See, my legs:




(Click on this picture to zoom)







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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Legend] * 2
    #19391939 - 01/09/14 03:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Legend said:
i'd take crystalg over lunabitch anyday




:lolsy: I lub you Legend.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19391943 - 01/09/14 03:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i'm glad everyone is making you feel better crystal. it seems like you could really use it. i sense you have deep rooted issues. :lol:



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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19391946 - 01/09/14 03:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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lunarpiscean said:
no. i only said that to you because of other posts i've read of yours and i feel like you have no room to be saying some of the shit you do. you're judgmental as shit and it seems as if you can't handle it back at you. i realize everyone is fucked up in their own way but really?




What other posts? You mean the posts where I judged A PORN STAR for her LOOKS?!?!?! Of COURSE I would be judging a porn star and a model on her looks. She isn't a prize-winning scientist or journalist or professor. She is a PORN STAR and a MODEL. That is what she DOES. What the fuck else would you be judging a porn star and a model on, clearly you are not evaluating their sparkling personality or intellectual wit or academic achievements. :bored:

Have I ever bad-mouthed any woman on this forums? No, you are the first one. If Jenna was a regular woman on this board, and didn't hold the "hottest woman in porn" title, I would have said she is beautiful. I have complimented tons of women on this board who don't have "porn star" type looks. But for supposedly being the hottest woman in porn, no, Jenna is not. I have friends who are way hotter than her.

There is a HUGE difference between criticizing some celebrity who is never going to read your posts, and criticizing somebody who is reading your posts on a message board. Especially when you're making the criticism RIGHT AFTER they post a picture of themselves, saying, "I feel insecure about one of my facial features." :facepalm:

I mean jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you mentally inept? Or are you seriously that socially defunct and retarded that you don't see the difference? Now I see why so many people don't like you. Lots of overweight and unattractive people have great personalities or intelligence to compensate for their lack of looks. Seems that you completely lack that too.


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i'm glad everyone is making you feel better crystal. it seems like you could really use it. i sense you have deep rooted issues. :lol:





Currently with the way that I am, no I don't. However, I would fucking shoot myself if I looked anything remotely like you.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19391949 - 01/09/14 03:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

bye drugged up bored whiney lady!


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19391973 - 01/09/14 03:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Legend said:
i'd take crystalg over lunabitch anyday




:lolsy: I lub you Legend.




hehe i lub u

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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: DebuteMachine]
    #19391983 - 01/09/14 03:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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DebuteMachine said:
I'm sorry for instigating. You both have attractive features (oh my god crystal I need a cold shower). Can we just let bygones be bygones?

It's clear that you don't have a lazy eye. Lunar has the whole bubbly personality thing going for her.

Let's all just be friends. :flowerchild:

If we're playing whose the most attractive I'll post some music then you all can judge me, lol. Get you all to stop fighting for just a moment.




I'm the most attractive. Case closed.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Legend]
    #19391989 - 01/09/14 03:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:goodluckwiththat2:


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19392452 - 01/09/14 06:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

well crystal i think you are a pretty woman and so is the asian lady with the normal nose.i want to repeat that i didnt write these for a girl or for a realationship. i think its for beauty. if there is beauty everything else is plus. tomorrow i will send a picture and get your ideas. but please dont make it too hars for me. just be objective and i will know what is minuses of mine.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: jimmyguy]
    #19392653 - 01/09/14 08:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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jimmyguy said:
well crystal i think you are a pretty woman and so is the asian lady with the normal nose.i want to repeat that i didnt write these for a girl or for a realationship. i think its for beauty. if there is beauty everything else is plus. tomorrow i will send a picture and get your ideas. but please dont make it too hars for me. just be objective and i will know what is minuses of mine.




The asian lady is me. I don't know what other asian lady you are talking about.


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It seems like my  self concept is better than yours though...thinking you need all of that plastic surgery,openly admitting youre insecure....

when here i am fat, happy, and i would never get surgery to correct anything.

whose really winning?

rather be fat and happy
then skinny hungry and miserable




Do you really think that every single person who gets plastic surgery is insecure? Pretty much every single actor/actress, model, and celebrity has gotten some type of cosmetic surgery. Physicians and even Mitt Romney has gotten cosmetic surgery. Tons of people who are way smarter than you, more educated than you, are wealthier than you, more successful than you, and way more popular than you get cosmetic surgery on a consistent basis. Are you really saying that you are THE ONLY ONE that is truly happy, and they can't possibly be?!?! LOL, utterly laughable.

Seriously, do you ever even pause to THINK about a subject before opening your big mouth?

Besides, you clearly aren't happy, if you were, my comment about Jenna wouldn't have offended and hurt you so deeply. Truth is, you're about twice the size of Jenna, which is why my comments about her stung you so bad. So fuck off already and crawl back into your trailer plz kthxbai.

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lunarpiscean said:
no. i only said that to you because of other posts i've read of yours and i feel like you have no room to be saying some of the shit you do. you're judgmental as shit and it seems as if you can't handle it back at you. i realize everyone is fucked up in their own way but really?




No. The main reason your posts bothered me is because you were perpetrating lies and flaws about me that don't exist, such as my non-existent lazy eye. On the other hand, calling you obese is completely truthful. Perhaps you should just accept the truth instead of denying that you are obese, when in fact you are. LOL. It also bothers me that somebody who is as out of shape as you are would even comment about somebody else's looks. I mean clearly you don't take care of yourself and treat your body like shit. 30lbs is a fuck ton. You should lose weight now before you get to 50.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #19392799 - 01/09/14 09:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
No. The main reason your posts bothered me is because you were perpetrating lies and flaws about me that don't exist, such as my non-existent lazy eye..





protip: there is no "perfect human"

flaws are relative.

both of you are brainwashed.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19392801 - 01/09/14 09:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

obviously you don't believe in the 'ubermensch' or perfectly evolved human then?


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19392806 - 01/09/14 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Crystal G is Asian??????????????

This just flipped my entire world around


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: g00ru]
    #19392808 - 01/09/14 09:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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g00ru said:
obviously you don't believe in the 'ubermensch' or perfectly evolved human then?




ill answer that with another question.


do you believe that is achievable in this ~80 year lifespan?


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19392812 - 01/09/14 09:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah actually i do, i think that's exactly the right amount of time


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: g00ru]
    #19392865 - 01/09/14 09:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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g00ru said:
yeah actually i do, i think that's exactly the right amount of time




cool.

followup question

do you think it requires cosmetic surgery?


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid] * 1
    #19392870 - 01/09/14 09:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:nojustno:


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19392885 - 01/09/14 09:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

altho if you mean 'body mod' like tattoos, piercings, implants, etc. turning your body into a work of art, i think that can be pretty cool in some cases. it's all about why you're doing it.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19392901 - 01/09/14 09:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Crystal G said:
you were perpetrating lies and flaws about me that don't exist




to fix the flaws and become a perfect human.

you know. the flaws like

our noses being too big.

and our boobs are too small


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19393250 - 01/09/14 11:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think the more obvious answer is:

Crystal, where do I sign up to have you have as my personal trainer?


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