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Rewindicus
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Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! (he needs our help!) 4
#19392200 - 01/09/14 05:06 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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So schlong..........

NOT THAT ONE!
THIS ONE...........

we all know him,
avid poster with his +11,875 post count.
good Samaritan with a bone-marrow buddy thread = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18161224
helper of dying old people in terrible car accidents = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18692161
initiator of this years secret santa = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19161949
yah you know him.
hes a good guy, ive had the pleasure of meeting him last year at burning man and he was a pretty damn awesome guy.
he wants to go back again this year but money is a little tight.
SO THIS GUY IS WILLING TO BE YOUR DANCING MONKEY!
heres a link to his fundme page. http://www.gofundme.com/63xif0
throw him some money.
hes got different levels and perks associated but i talked to him and homeboy is willing to be your own personal entertainment for a price.
no request too big or too small (unless he says it is).
so come on shroomerites.
lets get this guy to do some damn funny shit for a few bucks and hopefully help him make his way back out to burning man this year!
Maybe you need a singing telegram for a loved one but just lack the artistic inclination to make that special girl wet and sticky in her lady parts? Schlong is your sonnet writer extraordinaire!
OR
maybe you would love a hand written haiku about your favorite poster on the shoomery laid ontop of a hardcore clown sex background? again schlong is your man. (TRUST ME HES GOT LOADS).
OR
want your moms name written on his belly and a happy birthday dance vine done for her? Schlong is your man.
OR
Maybe you just really wanna see what his balls look like? (there was a freebie a while back but its since been deleted). Im sure hes got a price for that too.
I personally am devising a request of my own.
it involves a fight to the death with an animal. (pics/vids will be required) im still figuring out which animal i want to be his opposition.
Edited by Rewindicus (01/09/14 04:30 PM)
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 2
#19392205 - 01/09/14 05:07 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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A $10 shlong? Sounds suspect.
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Rewindicus
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ONLY if hes saying its 12 inches! we all know how that turns out!
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 2
#19392274 - 01/09/14 05:30 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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I usually don't make more than 10 grand a year and can't afford to support shLong monetarily.
What do you recommend I could say to make his day better instead?
PS: I really like shLong he seems like a good guy
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memes
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#19392277 - 01/09/14 05:31 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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hrm, $10 footShLong? -- good deal
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: memes]
#19392321 - 01/09/14 05:48 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Crystal G]
#19392660 - 01/09/14 08:37 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Thanks, Rewindicus 
Quote:
MorphinTime said: I usually don't make more than 10 grand a year and can't afford to support shLong monetarily.
What do you recommend I could say to make his day better instead?
PS: I really like shLong he seems like a good guy
That did fine. thank you
Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
Presumably...? Dangerous presumption. That was my "there is no way anyone will give me 1200" level. If it makes any difference, CG, I'd hang with you for free
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Crystal G]
#19392670 - 01/09/14 08:41 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Synthe]
#19392685 - 01/09/14 08:48 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said:
Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.

lol
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong] 1
#19392694 - 01/09/14 08:52 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Hope you make it to NV this year brother
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 1
#19392710 - 01/09/14 08:59 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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for awesome OP
shame i'm also broke
Edited by Beanhead (01/09/14 08:59 AM)
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Constantine]
#19392713 - 01/09/14 09:00 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
Constantine said: Hope you make it to NV this year brother 
$15.00
Constantine Shroom
14 mins ago
DUDE!!!!!
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19392786 - 01/09/14 09:23 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Who's the chick with the boots?
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19392813 - 01/09/14 09:34 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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A random lady I asked to help me make the picture... Actually, everyone except the bottom of the "E" (me) volunteered to assist me once I approached a small group and told them my idea. Actually had too many people wanting to help.  It's such a rad place!
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19392829 - 01/09/14 09:41 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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When does this end? I dont get paid till the first
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: magicbroncoride]
#19392850 - 01/09/14 09:45 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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I'm not sure, by the middle of August or until the goal is reached (which won't happen, but I can hope )
Luvdemshrooms ... Dude, wow...  Thanks a lot. But I must say, I absolutely will NOT behave myself!
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19393823 - 01/09/14 01:57 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: I absolutely will NOT behave myself!
As it should be.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19394376 - 01/09/14 04:02 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Thank you all so much, especially LDS and Constantine. It amazes me beyond belief that essentially strangers who have never shook my hand or saw my face would extend such kindness via the Internet.
Even if only $1 was donated, it still floors me just how fucking awesome and special this little community we have here is.

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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong] 1
#19394410 - 01/09/14 04:12 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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I can donate but id have to send you ca$h
Resend me your address, shlong
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19394456 - 01/09/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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 I think I'll take your cash, and then donate it myself with my card on your behalf Thanks so much
coming within 30 minutes....
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong] 1
#19394608 - 01/09/14 04:56 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Im not surprised at all. Your a good guy shlong!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 1
#19394641 - 01/09/14 05:03 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Rewindicus said: Im not surprised at all. Your a good guy shlong!
Nor am I surprised.
There are very few here who are always a decent person. shlong is one of those few.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19394755 - 01/09/14 05:24 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Man... Y'all are too fucking kind.
What an amazing early birthday present this is. I'm gonna make more cutting boards and add that to my BM fund, too... Hoping I can get a few hundred out of those eventually..
This all means more to me than you know.
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395046 - 01/09/14 06:08 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Shlong! Im lookin For a birthday song and dance video! Can you write andrew on your belly and do a 15 second song and dance?
Real simple like....
"Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuu Happy birthday dear andrew And Your guy says you smell like poooooooooooo!"
Lots of gyrating and air humping would be great too. For 15$?
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19395056 - 01/09/14 06:09 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Make it $27
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395073 - 01/09/14 06:12 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Can you find a really hot shirtless buff dude to hold up a sign that says, "I Love You (Insert My Name Here)"
How much for that?
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395089 - 01/09/14 06:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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27$ thats a weird number. Hmmmmmm 22 an we got a deal!
Whattaya say?
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Crystal G]
#19395094 - 01/09/14 06:15 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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I can do that... $25 for the 1st, 10 for each additional man you want in the pic
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19395097 - 01/09/14 06:16 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
Rewindicus said: 27$ thats a weird number. Hmmmmmm 22 an we got a deal!
Whattaya say?
25, and a handshake
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395107 - 01/09/14 06:17 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Lol alright shlong. Were in business!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19395125 - 01/09/14 06:20 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Well alright then... May be prudent to use your screen name on the donation so I can sort all this out later..
Rewindicus, I'll get to it within 90 minutes after I get home and shit...
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395132 - 01/09/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: I can do that... $25 for the 1st, 10 for each additional man you want in the pic
$50 and I'll find a naked man and have that message hung from his cock for ya.
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395141 - 01/09/14 06:23 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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shLong said: Well alright then... May be prudent to use your screen name on the donation so I can sort all this out later..
Rewindicus, I'll get to it within 90 minutes after I get home and shit...
Sounds good ! Ill throw the money in, in a few.
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19395205 - 01/09/14 06:33 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Alright just threw 25$ anonymous dollars towards your cause!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19395302 - 01/09/14 06:50 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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well that sucked ass, but hey, another half tank of gas to the Burn 
Sent, delivered, enjoy
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19395313 - 01/09/14 06:51 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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I'm not sure how I'd tell my spouse, friends, and family that I payed for shlong. That just seems like a much bigger cat than I'd like to let out of the bag, man.
I might throw you a few bucks when I next collect paycheck, though.
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shLong



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 Here's half proof to the rest that it happened.
 That'd be rad, svs
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Rewindicus
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Well, that was quite fast delivery of the goods.
Will def make a great bday gift for the significant other.
Shlong did his best Monroe voice and sang happy bday in a short vid and even squeezed his titties together.
Amazing show good sir! Bravo!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 1
#19395594 - 01/09/14 07:44 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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If The Shroomery funds Shlong's trip to Burning Man I think he should be required to rock a Shroomery T-shirt all week long.
Like a Shroomery sponsorship.
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Rewindicus
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
#19395770 - 01/09/14 08:16 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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He was dressed as a mushroom last year!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
#19395772 - 01/09/14 08:16 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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I'd do that anyway if I had a shirt. But let's not forget, BM is all about the costumes and thangs. Lest we forget my killer morel mushroom outfit that led me to meet Mr Paul Stamets last year.
Fucking nice to see you post here, Rob. Been awhile since I've seen your Internet persona. I mean, I saw you in my house last week, but you can't compare that to shroomery life 

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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19396401 - 01/09/14 10:57 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Rob, come with us. You'll never be the same again
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19396512 - 01/09/14 11:26 PM (10 years, 21 days ago) |
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Thats a really cool costume man. Like the pope of shrooms lol. Ill have to look at this when im not super dozing off.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: runningfox2002]
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 Katie (girlfriend I'm trying to take) made that for me to wear there... (and we had only just started dating at the time). She's such a fucking rad chick.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19402201 - 01/11/14 03:09 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Sure I'll go! (If the shroomery funds my trip too.)
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19402211 - 01/11/14 03:15 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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shLong said:
Fucking nice to see you post here, Rob. Been awhile since I've seen your Internet persona. I mean, I saw you in my house last week, but you can't compare that to shroomery life 

Logged in for the first time and months and remembered how.cool this place is.
Expect to see me around here a lot more during this long, boring winter.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
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i'll throw in $10 if one of you puts a carrot in their ass and takes a photo with their face in it or something to prove its authentic
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Soulidarity] 1
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And it's comments like that that make this place so cool.
Only at the shroomery...
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! (he needs our help!) [Re: Rewindicus]
#19402324 - 01/11/14 04:15 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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who's shLong?
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Soulidarity]
#19402810 - 01/11/14 08:50 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Soulidarity said: i'll throw in $10 if one of you puts a carrot in their ass and takes a photo with their face in it or something to prove its authentic
What's up, doc?  Carrot in the ass, boy O boy..... Not sure I'm that desperate yet.... Although, if the price was right
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! (he needs our help!) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#19402923 - 01/11/14 09:32 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: who's shLong?
Just some fucking burn out loser
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! (he needs our help!) [Re: shLong]
#19402929 - 01/11/14 09:34 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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Holy fucking shit, Sloth... Wtf! Girl.... You've gone too far!
 Thank you so much... :-)
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19402933 - 01/11/14 09:40 AM (10 years, 20 days ago) |
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 Just have fun and don't stick your dick in anything I wouldn't if I had a dick. Just pretend it's my e-penis and think of what I would and would not stick that in and you should be good. If you do stick your dick in anything though, you know the drill: pics or it didn't happen.

Edit... This is what I'll be sticking my dick in (posting from phone... Pic is supposed to be here instead of up top)
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19403751 - 01/11/14 12:59 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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It's not charity, you gotta earn your keep! Get your bugs bunny on, just think of burning man not the carrot it's cool bro
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19403825 - 01/11/14 01:15 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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i approve.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#19404228 - 01/11/14 02:53 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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Awww... Whoever it was that left that last $20 donation, that was very kind of you to say those kind words. I don't know who you are, but I sincerely appreciate it. Everybody here, it's all so much and so kind. Thank you all so fucking much.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19406234 - 01/11/14 11:06 PM (10 years, 19 days ago) |
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i'm curious, too.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#19458887 - 01/22/14 05:47 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Got your envelope today, VivaLaMushie Thanks a lot I'll add it myself in your name tomorrow on the site
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19458905 - 01/22/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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If I had $1200, I would do that. It's a good deal when you consider all the supplies, organization, etc. involved in going to burning man.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: nooneman]
#19458918 - 01/22/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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i'm uppin the anit, carrot to the anus - $20
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Soulidarity]
#19458953 - 01/22/14 06:00 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Sigh... I've found I don't really enjoy things in my butt.. Can I put a carrot somewhere else? Like, find a random make and model car and stick it in the tailpipe and provide a pic. Could be fun...? No?
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19458986 - 01/22/14 06:09 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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its carrot or cucumber to the anus. or some foreign object to the anus. thats the whole point. how bad do you want to go to burningman!
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Soulidarity]
#19458997 - 01/22/14 06:11 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Soulidarity said: its carrot or cucumber to the anus. or some foreign object to the anus. thats the whole point. how bad do you want to go to burningman!

No one should be subjected to anus penetration.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19459015 - 01/22/14 06:14 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Oh, I'll find a way to Burning Man... Perhaps, come August, and I am behind the ball, then things can go up my ass, but I'll assure you, it won't be for $20... The 1/3 tank of gas will burn quick, the memory of my public sodomy will burn forever.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19459053 - 01/22/14 06:22 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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I'm also pimping out shLongmade cutting boards in the marketplace if you're in the market for some high end kitchenware...
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19459221 - 01/22/14 06:55 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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shLong said: I'm also pimping out shLongmade cutting boards in the marketplace if you're in the market for some high end kitchenware...
If I had the money I'd just give you 5 grand to fuck around with.

I've always wanted to experience burning man
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Dr.Dankhead]
#19459244 - 01/22/14 07:00 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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It's too amazing for words... I was there (I admit, I was tripping at the time), looking across the playa, everyone was lit up, there were all these awesome crazy art cars cruising around, shooting fire and shit, and I was just like "do you guys see this shit?". I mean, it's like a fucking electric circus Wonderland. It's so weird.. But so fucking awesome. I just wanted to sit down right then and try to process all the information and shit that was coming in, but it was just too much so I had to turn around and watch the roller derby and lesbians going at it to regain my composure. So bizarre... So fucking awesome. I just couldn't believe that "they" let this go on out there... It's way too awesome to even be real... Yet, I'm pretty sure it was..
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19459457 - 01/22/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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shLong said: I'm also pimping out shLongmade cutting boards in the marketplace if you're in the market for some high end kitchenware...
Use your woodworking skills to make me a slide holder similar to this and I'll donate to your fund...
I would need one that holds 2 14mm slides and 2 18mm slides. 
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
#19459482 - 01/22/14 07:56 PM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Mmmhmmmmm... That's doable... what precise size do they need to be? 14 and 18,or 15 and 19? (meaning, are they 14 and 18 OD which would require a larger hole (giggity) )
Or just come over and show me
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19460474 - 01/23/14 12:01 AM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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I think 15 and 19 would work.
But 2 of my slides have horns that hang lower than the joint, so the hole would have to close enough to the edge so that the horns can hang over the edge and the slide would sit flush.
So it'd probably be easiest if I just come over with my slides.
Ya know, I get 2.5 days vacation time in july... that plus a couple of sick days and I might be able to make it out to the burn... I better start saving now.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
#19460583 - 01/23/14 12:33 AM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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Yesssssssssss. Do it. Totally worth it.
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus]
#19460756 - 01/23/14 02:18 AM (10 years, 8 days ago) |
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The 2 events i usually burn my vacation time on (Summer Camp and Electric Forest) are before July when I get my vacation time.
The only thing stopping me is money...
How much are tickets this year? How much did you guys spend in gas round trip last year?
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: RobMarley420]
#19463491 - 01/23/14 04:50 PM (10 years, 7 days ago) |
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We'll say the tickets are 400 since the new car fee. My friend and I spent $330 round trip from Wisconsin (for just diesel fuel). Given, we took the Northern, scenic route through the badlands and Yellowstone on the way there. We were in a diesel, brand new VW. This year, we'll probably be taking a brand new Hyundai Accent and suspect we'll pay within 50 of last year's cost. But, yes! Come (or ride with and split the costs.)... We camp on the way, but will probably get one hotel room either the day before we arrive, or the day after we leave since a good rest and shower is definitely needed.
VivaLaMushie, I added the funds you sent me. Thanks again, friend.
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