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Rewindicus
Silly Goose



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Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! (he needs our help!) 4
#19392200 - 01/09/14 05:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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So schlong..........

NOT THAT ONE!
THIS ONE...........

we all know him,
avid poster with his +11,875 post count.
good Samaritan with a bone-marrow buddy thread = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18161224
helper of dying old people in terrible car accidents = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18692161
initiator of this years secret santa = http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19161949
yah you know him.
hes a good guy, ive had the pleasure of meeting him last year at burning man and he was a pretty damn awesome guy.
he wants to go back again this year but money is a little tight.
SO THIS GUY IS WILLING TO BE YOUR DANCING MONKEY!
heres a link to his fundme page. http://www.gofundme.com/63xif0
throw him some money.
hes got different levels and perks associated but i talked to him and homeboy is willing to be your own personal entertainment for a price.
no request too big or too small (unless he says it is).
so come on shroomerites.
lets get this guy to do some damn funny shit for a few bucks and hopefully help him make his way back out to burning man this year!
Maybe you need a singing telegram for a loved one but just lack the artistic inclination to make that special girl wet and sticky in her lady parts? Schlong is your sonnet writer extraordinaire!
OR
maybe you would love a hand written haiku about your favorite poster on the shoomery laid ontop of a hardcore clown sex background? again schlong is your man. (TRUST ME HES GOT LOADS).
OR
want your moms name written on his belly and a happy birthday dance vine done for her? Schlong is your man.
OR
Maybe you just really wanna see what his balls look like? (there was a freebie a while back but its since been deleted). Im sure hes got a price for that too.
I personally am devising a request of my own.
it involves a fight to the death with an animal. (pics/vids will be required) im still figuring out which animal i want to be his opposition.
Edited by Rewindicus (01/09/14 04:30 PM)
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 2
#19392205 - 01/09/14 05:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A $10 shlong? Sounds suspect.
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Rewindicus
Silly Goose



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ONLY if hes saying its 12 inches! we all know how that turns out!
-------------------- “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”- Dr. Seuss "Too much of a good thing, can be wonderful!" - Mae West "If you have nothing nice to say about anyone, come sit next to me." - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
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MorphinTime
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 2
#19392274 - 01/09/14 05:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I usually don't make more than 10 grand a year and can't afford to support shLong monetarily.
What do you recommend I could say to make his day better instead?
PS: I really like shLong he seems like a good guy
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memes
Blessed



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#19392277 - 01/09/14 05:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hrm, $10 footShLong? -- good deal
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Crystal G



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: memes]
#19392321 - 01/09/14 05:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
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shLong



Registered: 03/04/10
Posts: 25,330
Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Crystal G]
#19392660 - 01/09/14 08:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thanks, Rewindicus 
Quote:
MorphinTime said: I usually don't make more than 10 grand a year and can't afford to support shLong monetarily.
What do you recommend I could say to make his day better instead?
PS: I really like shLong he seems like a good guy
That did fine. thank you
Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
Presumably...? Dangerous presumption. That was my "there is no way anyone will give me 1200" level. If it makes any difference, CG, I'd hang with you for free
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Synthe
Gatorade me, bitch!



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Crystal G]
#19392670 - 01/09/14 08:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.
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XUL
OTD Janitor



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Synthe]
#19392685 - 01/09/14 08:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Synthe said:
Quote:
Crystal G said: Damn, $1200 and that includes Burning Man ticket, him picking me up and driving me all the way to Black Rock City, and presumably everything else (water, food, camping supplies) is free? That is actually a pretty damn good deal. If I could negotiate the price with him to bring it down to $1,000 I might actually consider doing that.

lol
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Constantine
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong] 1
#19392694 - 01/09/14 08:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hope you make it to NV this year brother
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Rewindicus] 1
#19392710 - 01/09/14 08:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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for awesome OP
shame i'm also broke
Edited by Beanhead (01/09/14 08:59 AM)
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: Constantine]
#19392713 - 01/09/14 09:00 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Constantine said: Hope you make it to NV this year brother 
$15.00
Constantine Shroom
14 mins ago
DUDE!!!!!
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


Registered: 11/29/01
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19392786 - 01/09/14 09:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Who's the chick with the boots?
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19392813 - 01/09/14 09:34 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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A random lady I asked to help me make the picture... Actually, everyone except the bottom of the "E" (me) volunteered to assist me once I approached a small group and told them my idea. Actually had too many people wanting to help.  It's such a rad place!
Edited by shLong (01/09/14 04:41 PM)
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magicbroncoride
barbaric neanderthal

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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19392829 - 01/09/14 09:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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When does this end? I dont get paid till the first
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: magicbroncoride]
#19392850 - 01/09/14 09:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not sure, by the middle of August or until the goal is reached (which won't happen, but I can hope )
Luvdemshrooms ... Dude, wow...  Thanks a lot. But I must say, I absolutely will NOT behave myself!
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luvdemshrooms
Two inch dick..but it spins!?


Registered: 11/29/01
Posts: 34,247
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong]
#19393823 - 01/09/14 01:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
shLong said: I absolutely will NOT behave myself!
As it should be.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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shLong



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Loc: 'sconsin
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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#19394376 - 01/09/14 04:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Thank you all so much, especially LDS and Constantine. It amazes me beyond belief that essentially strangers who have never shook my hand or saw my face would extend such kindness via the Internet.
Even if only $1 was donated, it still floors me just how fucking awesome and special this little community we have here is.

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VivaLaMushie
RIP LS :(



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: shLong] 1
#19394410 - 01/09/14 04:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can donate but id have to send you ca$h
Resend me your address, shlong
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shLong



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Re: Everyone has their price......Shlongs is apparrently 10$! [Re: VivaLaMushie]
#19394456 - 01/09/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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 I think I'll take your cash, and then donate it myself with my card on your behalf Thanks so much
coming within 30 minutes....
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