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Invisiblemr sniffles
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whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates?
    #19391653 - 01/09/14 01:36 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

my record is 35 minutes


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19391688 - 01/09/14 01:49 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

my girls come in the bathroom and found me nodded out leaning on the wall with my dick in my hand a couple times. almost an hour this last time. it seems to be getting worse though, like im developing almost an allergy to opiates. shit sucks


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: entactogenics]
    #19391797 - 01/09/14 02:30 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

You mean, to get it going? 35 minutes just sounds like you didn't have to pee when you got to the bathroom.

Do you start standing, then give up and sit.


Also, don't get addicted to opiates.


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: koods]
    #19391804 - 01/09/14 02:32 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Dude a couple of weeks ago was my longest...I literally stood there for like 10 minutes and gave up and left, still having to pee...I HATE that


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: koods]
    #19391810 - 01/09/14 02:36 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

I know it's hard to pee on opiates so I just sit down to pee all the time while on opiates. The longest time to get it going.. Idk. Long enough for me to pass out :shrug:

I've heard ppl saying mdma also makes peeing difficult, never had that problem with molly myself..


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: rulesq]
    #19391821 - 01/09/14 02:39 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

amphetamines in general have given me issues when pissing before, along with a very small and darker-than-usual dick.


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: Snotfish]
    #19391838 - 01/09/14 02:45 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Yeah the notorious "acorn" effect AKA "The Amp Shrimp". Amps usually make me pee a lot, but that's probably because I drink lots of water while on them


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: Snotfish] * 1
    #19391853 - 01/09/14 02:49 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

Dankfish said:
amphetamines in general have given me issues when pissing before, along with a very small and darker-than-usual dick.




That wasn't your dick. :cookiemonster:


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: rulesq]
    #19391854 - 01/09/14 02:50 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

seems as if opiates make it harder for me to pee.


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: koods]
    #19391862 - 01/09/14 02:53 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Dankfish said:
amphetamines in general have given me issues when pissing before, along with a very small and darker-than-usual dick.




That wasn't your dick. :cookiemonster:




lol wait...


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: koods]
    #19391896 - 01/09/14 03:04 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Dankfish said:
amphetamines in general have given me issues when pissing before, along with a very small and darker-than-usual dick.




That wasn't your dick. :cookiemonster:




DO I NEED TO CALL A DOCTOR? :blush:


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: Snotfish]
    #19391990 - 01/09/14 03:39 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

:zomgwtf: so annoying because you need to piss but cant. Eventually I went back to my PC with an old towel on the floor and just relaxed and let it flow.


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: kakashi68]
    #19392042 - 01/09/14 04:03 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Wow, I was an opiate addict for two years and probably never pissed more then 3-5 minutes AT MOST


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: berdinwall]
    #19392049 - 01/09/14 04:05 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

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berdinwall said:
Dude a couple of weeks ago was my longest...I literally stood there for like 10 minutes and gave up and left, still having to pee...I HATE that



Ive had this happen while kittyflipping


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: koods]
    #19392135 - 01/09/14 04:40 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

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koods said:
You mean, to get it going? 35 minutes just sounds like you didn't have to pee when you got to the bathroom.

Do you start standing, then give up and sit.


Also, don't get addicted to opiates.




You feel like you have to pee, you just can't on opiates. For men it's a lot harder than women, because their urinary tract is a lot longer. It's hard for me to pee, but it has never taken me longer than a couple minutes to pee. For my male friend, it takes 15 minutes sometimes. I had a male friend who literally didn't pee all night while he was nodding on the H.


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Re: whats your longest time took when pissing on opiates? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19392141 - 01/09/14 04:42 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Pooping is even worse.
The bricks I'd shit were fucking superhuman, man.


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