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Came in my own eye today(serious)
    #19356294 - 01/01/14 09:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I came back to my house after a party last night and it i just turned 20 a few hours ago and my girlfriend was real tipsy and super tired. So we went to bed. She wasn't feeling up to sex and we fucked the day before and I only lasted like a minute cause I was super horny so i was like how bout a birthday bj/hj? She really tried her best and that why I like her. It took forever though. When I finally did cum it landed on my face.


We wake up and it is around 8:00 and the rest of my family is milling about so we have to be quiet. She is bipolar so she was feeling kinda dowm and low libido but it was my birthday... We have sex for like 40 min and she is trying to make me cum flexing her vag and whatnot but I just can't cum. We trylike 4 different positions. I am exhausted and she is exhausted so I am like fuck it pass the lube. I jerk it for like 5 minutes and when I jizz it hits me in my right eye.

Fuck did it sting... My eye got redder than ive ever seen it and i could not open open it.

After about 3 hours my eye was ok.

I blame genetics myself. I produce far more cum than anyone she has ever dated and well I came in my own fucking eye.

Fucking primivitive apemen ancestors probably had skeet contests.


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: Psilopsychosis]
    #19356326 - 01/01/14 09:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I believe some Papuan tribes still have skeet contests.


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: sukhavati12]
    #19380028 - 01/06/14 10:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Could be worse. It could have dried if you did it before passing out.


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: Tracker_Buckmann]
    #19390346 - 01/08/14 08:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Tracker_Buckmann said:
Could be worse. It could have dried if you did it before passing out.




Always good to look for that silver lining lol.


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: Psilopsychosis]
    #19391192 - 01/08/14 11:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, and here you are posting about it :lol:


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: Psilopsychosis]
    #19392419 - 01/09/14 06:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I got myself in my left eye while getting jacked off after the girl got tired of giving head. Her reaction looked like "oh shit he's cumming what do I do?? <aims my penis towards me>

I must of squinted or something at the same time cause I didn't get any inside the eye just the eyelid  :uhoh:

Sex is so dangerous huh?


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Re: Came in my own eye today(serious) [Re: Watamiseh]
    #19393178 - 01/09/14 11:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Watamiseh said:

Sex is so dangerous huh?




For real you can break your dick when a girls riding you, thought it might have happened once :sadyes:


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