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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390099 - 01/08/14 07:25 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I gave a homeless guy 7 bucks once. Said he needed to get well, then rolled up his sleeves exposing his arms for some reason. Also said he needed a ride a few miles away to meet up with someone, so I told him to get in. Told him to flip through my iPod, and we ended up listening to Eazy E's "For the Love of Money" probably 5 times in a row. He gave me a little piece of what looked like soap when I dropped him off.

True story.


@koods
:lol: It's really called summer sausage. Great too, if you like black pepper/salami tasting stuff.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: pcplease]
    #19390110 - 01/08/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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lol no man it was part of a 5 minute 3 part meal i offered him. i let him wait outside the apartment complex though, no fucking way i am letting him know where i live.




Sounds even more euphemissy now.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: koods]
    #19390121 - 01/08/14 07:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pcplease said:
Told him to flip through my iPod, and we ended up listening to Eazy E's "For the Love of Money" probably 5 times in a row. He gave me a little piece of what looked like soap when I dropped him off.




LMAO

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lol no man it was part of a 5 minute 3 part meal i offered him. i let him wait outside the apartment complex though, no fucking way i am letting him know where i live.




Sounds even more euphemissy now.




goes good with crackers and cheese and ass


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390143 - 01/08/14 07:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mr sniffles said:
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koods said:
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lol no man it was part of a 5 minute 3 part meal i offered him. i let him wait outside the apartment complex though, no fucking way i am letting him know where i live.




Sounds even more euphemissy now.




goes good with crackers and cheese and ass




:awetongue:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19390156 - 01/08/14 07:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Shroomslip said:
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I refuse to let my cats outside.

Never ever ever.



Thank you. Outside cats are a fucking nuisance and a pest.




I just don't want my booboos getting sick out there by himself and being cold and scared without his mamas :frown:




My cats a killer, he's always bringing back bodies as little gifts for me. It's cute.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #19390168 - 01/08/14 07:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I refuse to let my cats outside.

Never ever ever.



Thank you. Outside cats are a fucking nuisance and a pest.




I just don't want my booboos getting sick out there by himself and being cold and scared without his mamas :frown:




My cats a killer, he's always bringing back bodies as little gifts for me. It's cute.






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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390177 - 01/08/14 07:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

sorry for raggin' on you but you needed to learn, and it looks like you may have. sucks to be right about your cat not coming home. I hope he comes home and you show him you love him. I'd be destroyed if any of my cats ran off. I hope he wasn't close to death and shit on your bed on accident. cats will go off and die alone. shitting in your bed may have been a telltale sign he is/was sick.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390183 - 01/08/14 07:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

@Snivvles
No doubt one of the dumbest things I've ever done :lol: :facepalm3:
I mean I was armed, and I'm not exactly timid looking, but obviously it's safer to avoid the situation in the first place. But, I was drunk, apparently in a good mood, and for whatever reason decided it was a good idea.

That soapy looking stuff he gave me was all right, too :tongue2:

@koods
Just remember that once you try summer sausage it's hard to go back to regular old pepperoni

@Bodhi
Yup, I can't imagine having an inside cat other than maybe a rescue.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19390193 - 01/08/14 07:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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sorry for raggin' on you but you needed to learn, and it looks like you may have. sucks to be right about your cat not coming home. I hope he comes home and you show him you love him. I'd be destroyed if any of my cats ran off. I hope he wasn't close to death and shit on your bed on accident. cats will go off and die alone. shitting in your bed may have been a telltale sign he is/was sick.



Its all good I'm all for constructive criticism, you actually treated me with respect compared to some of the other people around here :smile:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: pcplease]
    #19390200 - 01/08/14 07:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

pleased to see that your cat didn't come back yet.

hopefully he doesnt and found a nice home with loving nurturing owners who don't take their troubles out on helpless animals.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean] * 1
    #19390210 - 01/08/14 07:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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pleased to see that your cat didn't come back yet.

hopefully he doesnt and found a nice home with loving nurturing owners who don't take their troubles out on helpless animals.



I think you should just shut up because you're not doing anything for anybody.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19390214 - 01/08/14 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hopefully he nearly froze to death and just as he was about to be rescued he got mauled by a dog.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: roombird]
    #19390216 - 01/08/14 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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think he was makeing a joke on people who called him an animal abuser




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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390217 - 01/08/14 07:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i'm not trying to do anything for anyone i'm stating my opinion!


wah im dope sick im gonna abuse animals


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19390244 - 01/08/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i'm not trying to do anything for anyone i'm stating my opinion!


wah im dope sick im gonna abuse animals


:kingcrankey:



Look, I'm sure you're entitled to your opinion and everything, but I don't think anybody gives a shit knowing what kind of person you're like.

that dope sick statement was a little cool though, thanks for contributing.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390251 - 01/08/14 07:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mr sniffles said:
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lunarpiscean said:
i'm not trying to do anything for anyone i'm stating my opinion!


wah im dope sick im gonna abuse animals


:kingcrankey:



Look, I'm sure you're entitled to your opinion and everything, but I don't think anybody gives a shit knowing what kind of person you're like.




Cat fight! :rimshot:


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    #19390277 - 01/08/14 07:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19390291 - 01/08/14 07:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hey, i might be shitty in MANY ways but abusing animals and those weaker than me is not one of them.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19390327 - 01/08/14 08:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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hey, i might be shitty in MANY ways but abusing animals and those weaker than me is not one of them.



You may not know it, but you don't know people well enough to start judging them and starting shit.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: koods]
    #19390337 - 01/08/14 08:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Everyone needs to just calm down. Here, try some of this awesome soap I got

:meff:


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