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Cocaine Blues 1
#19389316 - 01/08/14 05:05 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Tell a story that involved cocaine.
Got a pissing in public charge one night, Was hella pissed off, Met acouple cool people who decided to pay my way into a club, They bought me drinks and the boyfriends bitch danced with me, Met acouple computer programmers there, Convinced the geeks to buy cocaine from some mexican, Cocaine was heavily laced with meth, We ended up back at the dudes house taking shots and playing soul caliber, Got kicked out of his house cause i scared them talking about scopolamine, Wandered around on meth for the next 10 hours, Mostly just doing boring shit like stealing sushi and talking about philosophy with randomly washed up overthehill apartment dwellers.
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Gilgamesh18
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Last night I drank two beers and discussed class issues with my roomate
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but seriously scopalomine is an awesome subject to "rap" about
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Quote:
Gilgamesh18 said: Last night I drank two beers and discussed class issues with my roomate
You need help my friend, many fucking years of therapy help.
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Quote:
learning sponge said:

but seriously scopalomine is an awesome subject to "rap" about

Yo, i eat some datura, My mind was all gone to platuro, The walls were talking mad shit, and my dead mom was back from the crypt, I smoked like a ass ton of fake cigarettes, and thought my uncle tom was peeping through the windowette.
straight real.
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Doctor Sponge
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I don't eat datura(sacred thorn apple)..I just find it and photo it


whats it like?(datura)
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Quote:
learning sponge said: I don't eat datura(sacred thorn apple)..I just find it and photo it


whats it like?(datura) 
Nice pics.
Really no one has a nose candy story to tell?
I've got the cocaine blues damnit.
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Quote:
presentusthefuture said:
Well it wasn't a story.
But definitely a damn fine song.
Is it bad i could almost sing the words as they came, but have never heard it before?
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presentusthefuture
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Sounds like you need some coke, my friend!
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:blow:Quote:
presentusthefuture said: Sounds like you need some coke, my friend! 
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One time i stayed up for two days writing madly about my own philosophies and theories. Ended up filling an entire spiral notebook. After it all ran out I went to the playground at sunrise and sat on the slide for hours reading aloud some Einstein book with the best british accent I could muster.
Interesting times.
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: Synthe]
#19389756 - 01/08/14 06:07 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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My cocaine experience.
Snort/IV a hella line. Pace around room for no reason while tighening jaw. Do more after pacing for 10 mins. Stare out window with the dog like a paranoid tweaker. Spend the remainder of the time at window while dosing every little while. Last line contemplate getting more. 15 minutes later smoke weed and still contemplate more. Turn on some porn and whack it for the next 3 hours. Have the most pathetic orgasm. Lay in bed for the next 40 mins with tv on but not paying attention. Regretting doing coke. Finally fall asleep. Wake up with minor headache and no energy. Rest of day drags while I hate myself for the previous night. 2 months later Repeat process.
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Pace a bunch, sweat, heart racing, pace some more, get pissed off, pace some more, pace a bunch, fall asleep hours later, wake up feeling like crap.
Great drug.
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Quote:
nannybooboo said: One time i stayed up for two days writing madly about my own philosophies and theories. Ended up filling an entire spiral notebook. After it all ran out I went to the playground at sunrise and sat on the slide for hours reading aloud some Einstein book with the best british accent I could muster.
Interesting times.
ROFLMAO!
that made my night, thanks bro
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: T-Rex]
#19389859 - 01/08/14 06:24 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
T-Rex said: My cocaine experience.
Snort/IV a hella line. Pace around room for no reason while tighening jaw. Do more after pacing for 10 mins. Stare out window with the dog like a paranoid tweaker. Spend the remainder of the time at window while dosing every little while. Last line contemplate getting more. 15 minutes later smoke weed and still contemplate more. Turn on some porn and whack it for the next 3 hours. Have the most pathetic orgasm. Lay in bed for the next 40 mins with tv on but not paying attention. Regretting doing coke. Finally fall asleep. Wake up with minor headache and no energy. Rest of day drags while I hate myself for the previous night. 2 months later Repeat process.
hahahahaha!
God i love these stories.
Think the lack of energy comes from jerkin it three times though.
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Quote:
sVs said: Pace a bunch, sweat, heart racing, pace some more, get pissed off, pace some more, pace a bunch, fall asleep hours later, wake up feeling like crap.
Great drug.
hahah, yeah it sounds like you have enough energy already bro.
Like you are on perma coke.
that is an awesome thought.
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almost dying.
orgies.
just now.
yesterday.
many others.
all seperate occasions
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: NWlight]
#19390362 - 01/08/14 08:11 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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My bad girl from across town bought a fifth of captain and 2 grams a cocainez. We drank n talked about music then I fucked her for like 4 hours
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I walked to the grocery
Was eyein' some Naked juice
but soon found my way
to a bottle of Grey Goose
I stuffed it down low
and walked out a free man
With a twist and a crack
I filled up my can
Next thing I remember
Felt like I got in a fight
My money was gone
In place was a fat bag of white
Took my last swig of Goose
and let the bottle loose
Took my last cigarette
and got the end wet
and then I dipped
and I blew
and I licked
till the bag looked like new
Then I found some Dominicans
I said I got myself into a rut
I said give me all that white
or you'll get shot the fuck up
Well...
I got shot the fuck up
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Quote:
and then I dipped
and I blew
and I licked
till the bag looked like new
if i had a nickel
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: NWlight]
#19390558 - 01/08/14 08:48 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Quote:
NWlight said:
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and then I dipped
and I blew
and I licked
till the bag looked like new
if i had a nickel
or a sack
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: NWlight]
#19390606 - 01/08/14 09:03 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Anybody have any positive stories? Fun/crazy ones?
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Re: Cocaine Blues [Re: topdog82]
#19390659 - 01/08/14 09:13 PM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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Nope. Me doing coke usually ends with me draining my bank account. 
Hence why I don't do coke (or any other drugs) anymore.
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