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Anonymous #12

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19370744 - 01/04/14 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #6 said:
First thing you tell her is "Lets go make certain at the doctor."  I dont know how many times I've seen babies magically disappear when the guy asked to go to the doctors office for a test.
If she mysteriously has a miscarriage you'll know it was never there.




Happened with my ex. She told me she was pregnant, I was freaking out and then a few days later she told me it was a lie and she just wanted to see how I'd react.. fucking women... :nonono:


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Anonymous #8

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #19370935 - 01/05/14 12:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I knew a girl who got pregnant three times by guys who had only kissed her and maybe fingered her once.


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Anonymous #13

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19372537 - 01/05/14 11:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #8 said:
I knew a girl who got pregnant three times by guys who had only kissed her and maybe fingered her once.




virgin mary?


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #19372594 - 01/05/14 12:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

The sad thing is, tere are so many Ill informed idiots on here that I half believe he's not trolling, I'm seriously not sure.. Shroomery needs to get rid of these idiots, although even an idiot can use a keyboard and find a website I suppose. We should just rise up and slay them.


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Anonymous #14

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #19372759 - 01/05/14 12:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Said the idiot troll who's trying to start shit for no reason.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #19372807 - 01/05/14 12:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sorry if it seemed that way, I've been voicing my thoughts too much as of late, sometimes to where it's on a different topic, I'm doing it right now on a smaller scale actually.


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Anonymous #15

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19373641 - 01/05/14 04:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Kood is that you?


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Anonymous #8

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #19373763 - 01/05/14 04:36 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I knew a girl who got pregnant three times by guys who had only kissed her and maybe fingered her once.




virgin mary?



Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I knew a girl who got pregnant three times by guys who had only kissed her and maybe fingered her once.




virgin mary?



Her name actually was angel. Lol


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Anonymous #16

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #19375107 - 01/05/14 10:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #4 said:
kill her




:thumbup:


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Anonymous #17

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #19375475 - 01/06/14 01:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #16 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
kill her




:thumbup:



:rofl2:


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Anonymous #18

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #19376580 - 01/06/14 09:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

anon5 is the worst internet Freud I've come across.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #19380465 - 01/07/14 01:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Anon5 has a 40% chance of being 99% wrong about the 1% of the time he's right that he's wrong about the 60% of the time that he knows nothing. Suck on that, troll.

On another note, I am 100% completely fucked. Unless the 33% chance of a miscarriage kicks in, compounded with the 5% per drug + blood alcohol content level during time of conception. So let's say 50% deformed. 50% miscarriage. Fuck. 50 + 50 is 100% fucked.

Yeah I'm done for.

But anyways, it sounds like she's getting an abortion. I hope.
I give it 50/50...


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Anonymous #19

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19380869 - 01/07/14 04:06 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

It's ok if she has a baby the community will take care of it


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Anonymous #20

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19385355 - 01/07/14 09:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:picdidnthappen:


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Anonymous #21

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19385386 - 01/07/14 10:00 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #5 said:
You're proud of this and know it won't happen or isn't anything to worry about, and are using it as a way to seem " cool" to others, you're also doing this on an anonymous subforum, which is confusing but you still get that sense of telling someone, no doubt its reaches other conversations beyond this one. Perhaps you're aware the mods can see who posts, and you're actually younger than people think (on anonymous) and are hoping to prove to the mods that you're somehow "mature" for your age.

There's a 40% chance I'm wrong overall, including parts that may be wrong and parts that may be right.


There is a chance however that I'm a crazy person, also.



Shut up, Chowder.

OP, I'm sorry to hear about your recent misfortunes, just know that it will work out in the end. Nothing helps keep your nose to the grindstone like some obligatio; and that's what a baby is, if nothing else.


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Anonymous #22

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19385759 - 01/07/14 11:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous #1 said:
Fuck. Fuckkkkk. Mother fuck.




Demand proof. If she refuses, or she is not pregnant, kindly tell her to fuck off.

If she is actually pregnant, demand a paternity test. If you are the father, I guess you are SOL if she doesn't want an abortion. :shrug:

Best of luck to you.


Edited by Anonymous (01/07/14 11:10 PM)


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #19386514 - 01/08/14 04:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

So are you guys pretending to not know how this works for people with low social standards combined with social ansiety as well. Thy are proud, he had a chance to talk about vagina. Or are you guys just blind? I'm confused? Clear this up for me? Unles the op is 30+ I am correct.


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Anonymous #23

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19412081 - 01/13/14 11:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
You're proud of this and know it won't happen or isn't anything to worry about, and are using it as a way to seem " cool" to others, you're also doing this on an anonymous subforum, which is confusing but you still get that sense of telling someone, no doubt its reaches other conversations beyond this one. Perhaps you're aware the mods can see who posts, and you're actually younger than people think (on anonymous) and are hoping to prove to the mods that you're somehow "mature" for your age.

There's a 40% chance I'm wrong overall, including parts that may be wrong and parts that may be right.


There is a chance however that I'm a crazy person, also.








Your first post was completely stabbing in the dark. OP said nothing that would indicate any of that shit, and I have no idea where you got any of it, other than perhaps pulling it out of your ass.

Seriously.




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Anonymous #5 said:
So are you guys pretending to not know how this works for people with low social standards combined with social ansiety as well. Thy are proud, he had a chance to talk about vagina. Or are you guys just blind? I'm confused? Clear this up for me? Unles the op is 30+ I am correct.







And this... I barely have any fucking clue what you even just said, right here. Honestly. I don't think you're communicating nearly as effectively as you imagine you are. Are you saying OP has social anxiety, and people with social anxiety will try to talk about pussy any chance they get, to sound like a "real man?"  And that unless OP is over 30 years old, you're definitely correct?

If that is a correct interpretation, I'd say again: You're full of shit. And even worse, projecting your own feelings of inadequacy onto OP. Furthermore, not every person under 30 years old is like that. Great way to generalize. Nor is every person over 30 dissimilar to that.


You really need to chill with the terrible pop psychology. You're not good at it. Not to mention that it's generally rude to accuse someone of having ulterior motives during a conversation. Why not take someone's words at face value until or unless they give you very good reason to speculate otherwise? If you were dating a chick, and she came to you and said "I'm pregnant" do you think that maybe "Oh, fuck," would be a very reasonable first thought? Or that you might want to get a little advice, or perspective on the matter?


Why you would immediately choose to think "oh, he's just bragging that he's getting pussy" is way beyond me.


I've been getting pussy since I was 15. I'm in my 30's now. It stopped being "novel" somewhere around 17-18 years old. And I don't think I bragged about it, even back then. Not everyone is like that.


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Anonymous #24

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #19412787 - 01/13/14 02:57 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Hire some people to jump her and make sure they give her a good kick to the stomach.

And use a condom next time.


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