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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385933 - 01/07/14 11:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

what are you going to do next for your 'negative reinforcement'? cut his fucking whiskers off?


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean] * 4
    #19385935 - 01/07/14 11:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sure you didn't give it away to people selling magazine subscriptions OP?


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: The Vapor]
    #19385952 - 01/07/14 11:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

the neighbors probably heard you fighting with your cat and couldn't resist letting him hide at their place. you need to learn a lesson, not the cat.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19385953 - 01/07/14 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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THAT KIND OF NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT DOES NOT WORK ON CATS


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lunarpiscean said:
what are you going to do next for your 'negative reinforcement'? cut his fucking whiskers off?



I know cats need whiskers for proximity calculations but I didn't know negative reinforcement didn't work on cats that way. I'll probably won't cuddle with him where I don't want him to shit. I looked it up he probably shit on my bed because he wants to leave his scent or something (he's really comfortable when he cuddles with me)


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19385956 - 01/07/14 11:56 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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the neighbors probably heard you fighting with your cat and couldn't resist letting him hide at their place. you need to learn a lesson, not the cat.



I have a feeling this has happened before


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385975 - 01/08/14 12:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

if you really want to punish a cat, you have to do what another cat would do. you could hiss at it, give a soft brush/slap across his face without hurting him, or the same on the but, both meant to startle, not hurt. even a squirt bottle will piss a cat off and they will do horrible things to get back at you. yes, cats are the best at revenge.

if this cat does come back, he will be plotting a cat turd in your face. it will be executed so that you are actually the one who puts the cat shit on your own face. at least he'll get a good laugh out of it.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19385986 - 01/08/14 12:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i hate people who abuse animals. seriously.

is it bad that i feel more empathy for animals than humans?

spoil your fucking cat, feed him the wet food. that's what they like.


maybe he doesn't feel well and had an accident...


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: The Vapor]
    #19385987 - 01/08/14 12:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sure you didn't give it away to people selling magazine subscriptions OP?




:rofl: Vapor beat me to it

But srsly, I hope you find your kitty mr sniffles. :hug:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19386006 - 01/08/14 12:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

hope u get your cat back. ive lost several. sucks.

nothing worse than watching your cat die though. years later when i think about it i still get all torn up inside.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19386034 - 01/08/14 12:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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i hate people who abuse animals. seriously.

is it bad that i feel more empathy for animals than humans?

spoil your fucking cat, feed him the wet food. that's what they like.


maybe he doesn't feel well and had an accident...



Hey, no offense, but how does animal abuse differ from teaching your child lessons? Leaving a cat outside the house isn't similar to locking your son out of the house because he's done something shitty? Okay, letting him dry off in the cold weather could result in hypothermia stupid me water heat capacities etc etc etc hes going to fucking freeze. Look it was a mistake brought on by my mood swings. If you could bring that understanding from animals to humans and sympathize with them if they were having a shit week or something that would be fine, but who would want to hear my boring backstory?

You can't explain understanding to a cat, I don't know enough about cat psychology to understand if cats understand if we are upset or if their narcissism doesn't allow them to see beyond what they want. So you can either spoil the little fuck or teach about things that you don't find desirable.

I don't think he had a bad meal, he never really shits on the floor but he frequently shits on the bed when I cuddle with him. He also really likes my comforter.

Okay, so no more negative reinforcement. Also no more cuddles in bed for kitty.

I know I come off as a dick in this post but I really don't like being provoked.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19386043 - 01/08/14 12:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks everyone else I really love him and he has a lot of sentimental value to me. I really hope I find him tomorrow.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19386045 - 01/08/14 12:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

YOU RUBBED HIS FACE IN SHIT (BIG NO, YOU COULD HAVE JUST PICKED THE SHIT OFF OF THE BED, THEN YOU WOULDNT HAVE A HUGE MESS)

:derp:

THEN YOU PROCEEDED TO ATTEMPT TO BATHE HIM (BIG NO, EVERY IDIOT KNOWS CATS DESPISE THIS)


and then you threw him outside, without even drying him off?

i hope you don't find him and someone else gives him a loving home.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19386050 - 01/08/14 12:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

you can't blame your disregard to other living things on your MOOD SWINGS. would beating a woman be okay just because youre having a MOOD SWING?! teach her a lesson?!


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean] * 4
    #19386055 - 01/08/14 12:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

sounds like he didnt know that type of reinforcement doesnt work for cats. i wouldnt have known either. fuck cats on that note though . :peyotezen:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19386060 - 01/08/14 12:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Of course its not fucking okay, please stop making retarded comparisons. I learned my lesson. Maybe you should give people another chance instead of being stuck up about it.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19386089 - 01/08/14 12:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I disciplined my cat once and felt terrible for it for days, although he was over it in 30 minutes.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #19386103 - 01/08/14 12:41 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I disciplined my cat once and felt terrible for it for days, although he was over it in 30 minutes.



I always give him love like right after he comes to me for pets and rubs and stuff, its like he always forgives me for the shit I put him through.  :feelsbadman:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: schwarg]
    #19386182 - 01/08/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I smeared his head in his pile of shit




dude, not cool.



LOL, no wonder he left; shit I would have to  :rofl:

You're having the worst luck. First the drug scam, now this  :nonono:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19386191 - 01/08/14 01:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:

sounds like you have no self control and like to blame it on things like mood swings, and pills.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19386314 - 01/08/14 02:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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its like he always forgives me for the shit I put him through.  :feelsbadman:




You shouldn't be putting your animal through shit in the first place. You don't own a pet to tease it or whatever. And there are more humane ways to train them than that.

Understand that it's an animal. They don't know the difference. It's not like it thought about the best place to take a dump beforehand.


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