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Just got out of jail.
    #19386057 - 01/08/14 12:26 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I got arrested on Dec 21st 2013 for domestic violence. My drunken stepgranddad said if I didn't give him my collection of arrowheads and other artifacts to him, that I had to find a new place to live, so I said no, and he hits me in the face, so I pretty much beat the shit out of him. Most of you probably think, "Wow, yer so tuf, you beat up an old man." but I can honestly say it had nothing to do with getting cool points, it was more the fact that he was being such a mean person to me, I had a lot of built-up anger towards him from the past, always talking shit and trying to make me feel bad. I just hate him.

Whenever I got into the fight, everything went blurry and all I remember is swinging my fists as hard as I could at his face. My hate and pain and anger had finally been set free and it felt so right. I was fighting back against all that I had ever hated. He represented everything that's wrong with this country. Alcoholism, corrupt government, wrongful beliefs, incorrect ways of dealing with rulebreakers, racists, homophobics, etc. He was wrong in every way and yet he managed to survive because he never showed who he truly was around certain people like cops, the public, etc. Only to people like me. If he had shown who he truly was to everyone, he would've been dead a long time ago, or atleast gotten his shit kicked in like I did to him.

I went to jail for 20 days to a redneckass backwards private city jail that literally feeds you nothing but microwaved tv dinners which when counted, the calories were less than 1,600. I eat 1,600 calories for a damn snack, so this was torture for me. ( aunt jemima, hungry-man, banquet) It's always fucking freezing. If you're not wrapped up in a blanket, you're shivering and feel like shit. I didn't get a phone call when I got there. The staff treat you like you're some kind of killer or child molester. The only sort-of "commissary" there is a snack machine with stuff like honeybuns, cinnamon rolls, skittles, etc and a soda machine. You were only allowed to receive 15 dollars a week from visitors. This was my life for 20 days (not much compared to some other people's sentences, although I felt especially down because I was the true victim) I was the true victim because of all the verbal abuse and mental anguish I had gone through while living there, and all in all, I think it was a good thing that this happened. I'm glad I finally stood up and beat the shit out of that motherfucker and I'd gladly do it again if it weren't for the possibility of going to jail. I feel almost as though I was brainwashed because of this guy's mindset and terrible attitude.  Every other thought I had while living there was a paranoid one about whether or not I was going to be bitched at for no reason or falsely accused of stealing something or being accused of using drugs by this stupid alcoholic redneck motherfucker who has all the wrong beliefs on everything. I have a new kind of hate for alcohol and alcoholics.

When I was in jail, people were coming in constantly for DUI's, and guess what, they all thought and acted just like him. Just stupid redneck people who were brainfucked from consuming the legally sold poison. I saw on tv while in jail that they legalized marijuana in Colorado and it made me feel so good inside, because I knew this was another step in the right direction and a strike against the booze industry. The booze industry is going to fall and it's gonna fall hard, leaving behind plumes of marijuana smoke for all to enjoy like a free buffet and I can't wait. It's alabama, though. Alabama will probably be the last place to even consider legalization. I'd highly recommend nobody ever move or even cross through Alabama. The cops here are evil. It's almost like psychopaths only hope of survival is becoming cops so they can hurt people and get away with it. They torture you in jail and I mean really torture you. You could be the nicest guy in there, quiet, keep-to-yourself, just all around friendly guy, and one of the staff members will purposely try to provoke or instigate you and if you show any sign of resistance, they just come down on you like a ton of bricks, fucking psychos, man. This world needs a change, bad.

I got so fucking lucky at court today. The case was dismissed, I didn't have to pay any court fees or anything and I was forever banned from treading upon his property or his presence again, not like I care though. I wouldn't give a damn if his house burned down with him in it. I felt like part of my life had been stolen though, spending 20 days in basically the worst jail ever and they didn't even apologize or anything. Goddamn ignorant redneck motherfuckers. Oh well. I'm just glad to be out in the free world again and actually be able to consume something that isn't microwaved.

Peace, friends.


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Offlinelunarpiscean
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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thirtygoats]
    #19386067 - 01/08/14 12:28 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

just stay away from alcoholics. you should have left before it ever got that point though but shit happens.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thirtygoats]
    #19386072 - 01/08/14 12:31 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Well, things happen and then things happen you know

:shrug:


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19386092 - 01/08/14 12:37 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

word the lesson is, if you are in the right, you still lose, so don't put yourself in those situations, 'murica.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19386095 - 01/08/14 12:38 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I feels so fucking awesome to get out of jail. I was only in for one day, and i was literally skipping down the sidewalk when i got out.  :rofl:


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: SeaShrooms]
    #19386105 - 01/08/14 12:41 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Dwell on the good court outcome, start fresh friend. I got pretty lucky in court once too.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: SeaShrooms]
    #19386106 - 01/08/14 12:42 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

"Lockdown 23hrs 15mins a day in a cold cell" I feel ya pain bro, just gotta learn from past mistakes and remember not to get yourself in certain situations or be around that crowd. Good Luck :thumbup:


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thedude1992]
    #19386113 - 01/08/14 12:44 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Jail sux. I  had some good experiences in jail as well though. Learning experiences after the fact that is. Nothing compared to the experience of getting out.  Imagine how aweome it is getting out after only being in for a day, versus longer than that at any increment. Lol. The longer your in, the more awesome the experience of getting out  is.  Really puts things into perspective.  Kinda like a bad trip ya know?


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thirtygoats]
    #19386115 - 01/08/14 12:44 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Good job whipping your stepdad's ass. If my ex-stepdad had hit me, I would have done the same thing. America has the largest prison population on the planet of any other country, 1 in 10 prisoners of which are 'private' prisoners, which means money is being made off of them. The best thing to do is stay out of the system, which you already know, which is a difficult thing considering America also has the most laws of any other country.

Cops are evil everywhere, not just Alabama. Most people become cops nowadays so they can boss around other people, speed, run red lights, and be dickheads. They also get cool ass military training, get to handle awesome weaponry, and when they fuck up and kill someone, purposefully or not, they get paid leave or promoted! What's not to love? They can plant drugs, because they're illegal of course, on someone they don't like and send them away for the rest of their lives. And best of all, they never really solve that much crime. They're some of the most vile, detestable human beings to ever live, and they will fall with the system that is already about to collapse.

Have fun getting wasted.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: happygolucky]
    #19386150 - 01/08/14 12:56 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Just remember any time you get locked up, you could be in a maximum security hold in Texas awaiting felony extradition, been there, done that.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: happygolucky]
    #19386155 - 01/08/14 12:57 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Theres prison and jail be happy you got the latter one , no Im not online in prison atm btw.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: Doc Seta]
    #19386162 - 01/08/14 12:59 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I know a lot of people that say they'd prefer a year in prison as opposed to 8 months in jail
I've never been to prison, but have done some time in jail before.

Not soo bad when your on the block that isn't on fucking lockdown 90% of your stay


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: DeadPhan]
    #19386165 - 01/08/14 01:00 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

That is the best comparison i've ever heard for jail "a bad trip".


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thedude1992]
    #19386174 - 01/08/14 01:02 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Eh, at leats bas trips can be fun, to a certain extent.
Jail is fucking depressing


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19386177 - 01/08/14 01:03 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

im glad ive never been to jail

:lol:


knock on wood ..


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: Doc Seta] * 1
    #19386186 - 01/08/14 01:06 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Bro I hope you didn't give your asshole step pap your arrow heads fuck him he sounds like a cunt. Don't get mad get even! Set the old fuck up for dui's  and no holds barred hang his ass out to dry. Most of the hippie dippie people on here would say no but this is a case for an "Eye for an Eye and a Kidney and liver". Get on craigslist and start sending trannies and CDs and Flaming homos to his house. Put an ad up to sell his belongings under his name. Take anti-freeze and write what ever in his grass call the authorities and annonymosly report him as a suspected child molester. In short make his final days a living hell and on his death bed confess that "paybacks a bitch ain't it".


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #19386192 - 01/08/14 01:08 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I like how this guy thinks


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19386193 - 01/08/14 01:08 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

The first time wasn't so bad because I was so benzo'd out I just slept the whole time.
But the second time sucked pretty hard, sat in the goddamn holding cell for a good 10-12 hours


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: volcomstoner]
    #19386194 - 01/08/14 01:09 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

volcomstoner said:
Eh, at leats bas trips can be fun, to a certain extent.
Jail is fucking depressing



For me bad trips are only "fun" in retrospect and after the fact thanks to what you learned and learned to appreciate after the fact.  Bad trips while going down are depressing if not terrifying. as hell as well as jail. All being one blissful relief whenst real eased from such hell.


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Re: Just got out of jail. [Re: thedude1992] * 1
    #19386205 - 01/08/14 01:12 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

its pretty sad you cant even get in an honest fight without it breaking some dumb law. you kicked his ass that should be the end of it. good thing you didn't get charged with anything but time served though


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