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Invisiblemr sniffles
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I think one of my neighbors stole my cat
    #19385769 - 01/07/14 11:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Me and my cat were having a nice cuddle session on the bed with his long fur and soft body, he's super relaxed and suddenly he drops a hot steaming shit on my bed. This wasn't the first time it happened after cuddling the guy. I was like boom negative reinforcement time and I smeared his head in his pile of shit and he was like struggling and trying to get away. And he wasn't really done with his shit so there's some shit on the ground, my sheets, and a fuckton on his face.

I washed him in the sink against his will and I put him out in the cold weather outside (wasn't snowing I live in Louisiana) to dry off and learn his lesson while I go send a letter regarding my first fuck up. 30 minutes later he is gone, I used to leave him there for hours and he'd be looking over the balcony at the pool but he's gone this time.

I hope he comes back tomorrow or the person who thought the cat needed some warmth from the cold weather leaves him somewhere near my apartment door.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles] * 4
    #19385775 - 01/07/14 11:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If I was your cat I would have dipped too.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Mescalean]
    #19385793 - 01/07/14 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

No one shits on my bed


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Mescalean]
    #19385794 - 01/07/14 11:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yeah man...dont wanna make you feel bad but I think he ran away


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: berdinwall]
    #19385799 - 01/07/14 11:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I smeared his head in his pile of shit




dude, not cool.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: berdinwall]
    #19385806 - 01/07/14 11:22 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Really :frown: I always treat him with love unless it's something worthy of negative reinforcement just so he never does it again :frown:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385813 - 01/07/14 11:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You have to condition your cat somehow so it remembers not to do the things you don't want happening so I just did the funniest thing that popped in my head. I could have just flicked him or something but I guess I was a little rough :frown:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385815 - 01/07/14 11:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

He hd shit on his face dude.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles] * 3
    #19385827 - 01/07/14 11:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

a cat will hate you if you punish him, ESPECIALLY if you rub his nose in shit, bathe him roughly, then throw his ass out of the house. he's gone for sure, and I would be too. i'd come by nightly though to shit on your porch. get a chihuahua if you want a relationship like that. I really hope your cat found a good home and isn't freezing to death in the cold.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Mescalean]
    #19385828 - 01/07/14 11:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure he'll turn up when he remembers that you truly love him =D


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: berdinwall]
    #19385844 - 01/07/14 11:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

that works with dogs, not cats.



a dog will let you bully it and treat it like shit where as a cat will leave.

and cats like to be clean...not cool.


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this post kinda put me in a bad mood

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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Mescalean] * 1
    #19385859 - 01/07/14 11:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

" Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!"

Same applies with the kitty. Bubbles would be disappointed.

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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385865 - 01/07/14 11:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

shoot the neighbor or the cat.

problem solved one way or the other. :lolsy:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19385869 - 01/07/14 11:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)




i've had this beauty since i was little and she's had accidents before but i can't imagine doing something so cruel to her! she's always cuddled up with me and laying around in the same room as me.


NOT COOL.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: TheMaster]
    #19385891 - 01/07/14 11:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Whoops. Anyways I hope he comes back. :sad:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles] * 1
    #19385895 - 01/07/14 11:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I hope he found a new owner.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19385910 - 01/07/14 11:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

take a look around for him I am sure he will come back though 
he probably doesn't feel good if he is shitting on your bed


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19385913 - 01/07/14 11:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Listen buddy, negative reinforcement could work for cats if you do it fast enough, and it lessens the shit I have to deal with in the future. It doesn't mean I love my cat any less, or treat him like shit regularly. I was sleepy, I have mood swings, okay pull all the excuses out of my ass but I negative reinforcement is basic psychology (I just put too much emotion in it)


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19385924 - 01/07/14 11:48 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

THAT KIND OF NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT DOES NOT WORK ON CATS


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: watermelon mon]
    #19385929 - 01/07/14 11:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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watermelon mon said:
take a look around for him I am sure he will come back though 
he probably doesn't feel good if he is shitting on your bed



I plan to look for him all over my apartment complex tomorrow and talk to the apartment people in case security guards find a roaming cat or something. I really want him back.


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