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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19386334 - 01/08/14 02:18 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Haha, you think that's abuse.
Funny.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: something super extreme] * 1
    #19386525 - 01/08/14 04:40 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

The fact that people are more concerned that I put its head through its own shit rather then left him our wet in the cold bothers people fucking amuses me. Call me whatever the fuck you want, there are flaws in lunars logic and I could give a fuck less what she thinks what kind of person I am.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles] * 7
    #19386530 - 01/08/14 04:45 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

If it's any consolation to you, Lunar is full of shit and misguided indignation.
I assure you, the cat has already forgotten about it and likely doesn't give many (if any) shits.

Seems you've really caused

with this one, though.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: something super extreme]
    #19386557 - 01/08/14 05:05 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

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sVs said:
If it's any consolation to you, Lunar is full of shit and misguided indignation.
I assure you, the cat has already forgotten about it and likely doesn't give many (if any) shits.

Seems you've really caused

with this one, though.



:hug: thanks.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: something super extreme] * 2
    #19386753 - 01/08/14 07:33 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

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sVs said:
Haha, you think that's abuse.
Funny.





Anyway I think the moral of this story is...

Cats suck


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: muirileD] * 2
    #19386770 - 01/08/14 07:40 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

My cat is awesome



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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles] * 1
    #19386781 - 01/08/14 07:46 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)



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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Salomon]
    #19386784 - 01/08/14 07:48 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

OP your pussy will come back, they always do.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: x Ju x]
    #19386817 - 01/08/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

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x Ju x said:
My cat is awesome





that's one good lookin' male Bengal.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: passifloracaerulea]
    #19386849 - 01/08/14 08:14 AM (10 years, 23 days ago)

He's a champ :grin:

We're thinking about trying to breed him soon. We're hoping to find someone with a Savannah cat to breed him with, or another purebred bengal.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: x Ju x]
    #19387161 - 01/08/14 10:00 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

your cat looks wild man :cool:


op next time use a spray bottle and mist him I haven't had to use it but it might work


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: watermelon mon] * 2
    #19387220 - 01/08/14 10:15 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

op dont listen to the females in this thread.

negative reinforcement works with anything with a brain.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: k00laid]
    #19387386 - 01/08/14 10:50 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

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I washed him in the sink against his will and I put him out in the cold weather outside (wasn't snowing I live in Louisiana) to dry off and learn his lesson while I go send a letter regarding my first fuck up. 30 minutes later he is gone, I used to leave him there for hours and he'd be looking over the balcony at the pool but he's gone this time.

I hope he comes back tomorrow or the person who thought the cat needed some warmth from the cold weather leaves him somewhere near my apartment door.




You gave your cat a bath and put it outside in the cold? If its still alive, it probably won't come back and it shouldn't

Right there you just earned that $500 rip off and worse in my mind


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: k00laid]
    #19387400 - 01/08/14 10:52 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

You use a squirt bottle with water in it..  You dont fucking rub their face in fecal matter, dunk it in water and throw it out in the fuckin cold during the winter.

I understand negative reinforcement but shit that is more like losing your temper to an ANIMAL, thats weak


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19387413 - 01/08/14 10:56 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

i think the real problem is WHY is your cat shitting on your bed? i don't think it's just to leave their scent...are you keeping the cat box clean?


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: Herbologist]
    #19387418 - 01/08/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

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Herbologist said:
You use a squirt bottle with water in it..  You dont fucking rub their face in fecal matter, dunk it in water and throw it out in the fuckin cold during the winter.




the op phrased it much more reasonably

:lol:


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #19387427 - 01/08/14 10:59 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

seriously, that was my first thought

and was it like... mid-cuddle? or did he get up and squat first


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: k00laid]
    #19387482 - 01/08/14 11:09 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
Quote:

Herbologist said:
You use a squirt bottle with water in it..  You dont fucking rub their face in fecal matter, dunk it in water and throw it out in the fuckin cold during the winter.




the op phrased it much more reasonably

:lol:




I would too.. You can already expect some back lash on this sort of topic to begin with


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: k00laid]
    #19387809 - 01/08/14 11:53 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Quote:

k00laid said:
op dont listen to the females in this thread.

negative reinforcement works with anything with a brain.




truth.

i would guess it is living with someones close. back when i had cats they would semi on the regular hustle extra food and love from other concerned humans.


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Re: I think one of my neighbors stole my cat [Re: k00laid] * 2
    #19387851 - 01/08/14 12:04 PM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Cats are evil little creatures that murder wildlife for sport.


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