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Destitute
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I have so many STD's
#19385245 - 01/07/14 09:36 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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It's not even funny. How do you all cope with yours? Don't tell me you don't have any either, everybody's got 'em.
For myself I just go about day by day, wondering whether I'll catch something new by going on a date or not. My love life is apprehensive at best.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385258 - 01/07/14 09:37 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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This guy has 0 STD's
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This guy has 0 STD's
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Destitute
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Ogla]
#19385291 - 01/07/14 09:43 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Exactly, he must be a virgin
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385296 - 01/07/14 09:44 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Galactic_Smurf said: Exactly, he must be a virgin
Nah, shrooms just made me gay
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385299 - 01/07/14 09:45 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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dont you see the arrow, he's talking about jimi hendrix
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: hidenseek1]
#19385316 - 01/07/14 09:48 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I don't got no dirt. Don't bang smuts yo. I do my own tests. Pop a couple 30's and ram it to the balls.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: highc] 1
#19385339 - 01/07/14 09:53 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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stop sticking your dick in nasty pussy OP
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I aint got the HIV or its cousins. OP Stop going balls deep in that stinky wench monkey. You'll only catch more STD's. There's good girls that need some dickin too
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385389 - 01/07/14 10:00 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I don't have any std's.
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KingKnowledge
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TrentBoyett said: I don't have any std's.
Never have...never will.
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Destitute
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everyone here is in denial, anyway i'm a better man to admit these sorts of things on an anonymous forum.
back on topic, I rarely notice anything obscure, except for the occasional "Australian itch" every now and then...
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385479 - 01/07/14 10:14 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Destitute
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Kindly get the hell out of my thread if you are only here to derail it, after all you don't have to be posting in it, thank you sir.
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KingKnowledge said:
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TrentBoyett said: I don't have any std's.
Never have...never will.
Unless you are planning on being celibate I wouldn't rule it out as a possibility. I said the same thing, and got one once. Shit happens.
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i fucked a stank ho a while back. still havent been checked I am worried. Other then that I should be clean as a whistle
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TrentBoyett said: I don't have any std's.
Never have...never will.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19385544 - 01/07/14 10:26 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Galactic_Smurf said: Kindly get the hell out of my thread if you are only here to derail it, after all you don't have to be posting in it, thank you sir.
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I get that condoms feel weird op. But you get to blow inside atleast man, and not catch any stds
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Mescalean]
#19385585 - 01/07/14 10:37 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: k00laid]
#19385627 - 01/07/14 10:45 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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KingKnowledge said:
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TrentBoyett said: I don't have any std's.
Never have...never will.
I have 0 diseases. Never have never will.
Yeah, but I've only had 1 sex partner so far in my life.
They call them Sexually transmitted 'cuz you have sex with or kiss something diseased to get it.
I don't know what or who you are doing to get STDs. Don't you ask your dates up front and then get tested and have long term sex partners? And chill with someone for a bit to make sure they don't have herpes and look closely for sores or a past history with anyone with herpes? If not what did you expect?
Now that I'm done preechin'

Don't let it get you down though. I'd suggest dealing with the issue whatever it is and being open about it so you don't spread the diseases or let them kill you or anyone you love. Also deal with the underlying issues and don't spread herpes cuz that shit is incurable.

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I'm pretty sure it's like 57 percent or more of men that are sexually active have hpv. Condom or not. Shit gets on ur pubes and whatnot.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386109 - 01/08/14 12:43 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I don't have any STDs, though I might have had HPV. Its from luck though, I've banged some pretty skanky whores in my day.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386125 - 01/08/14 12:50 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386131 - 01/08/14 12:51 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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you could be one of the "bugs" that go around spreading STDs for kicks and posting about it on forums made specifically about it
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386132 - 01/08/14 12:51 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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There is no had hpv. You have it or you don't. It's uncureable.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386140 - 01/08/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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DeadPhan said: I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
Wook warts? Just cause you catch HPV doesn't mean you have it for life.
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mr sniffles said: you could be one of the "bugs" that go around spreading STDs for kicks and posting about it on forums made specifically about it
Look up hpv dude. I've you've stuck it in more than a few boxes you'll understand my logic. People are actually born with it.
 No use in sugarcoating it.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386156 - 01/08/14 12:57 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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fapjack said:
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DeadPhan said: I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
Wook warts? Just cause you catch HPV doesn't mean you have it for life.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv-and-men.htm
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386161 - 01/08/14 12:58 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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poster in the gyno office said that 1 out of every 2 women have hpv.
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Quote:
KingKnowledge said:
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Galactic_Smurf said: Exactly, he must be a virgin
Nah, shrooms just made me gay
Seriously whats this shroom making people gay jazz going around lol and I have Mono is that an std? Thats all I think I have for the moment
Edited by Doc Seta (01/08/14 01:01 AM)
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Doc Seta]
#19386326 - 01/08/14 02:14 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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ive found that if you get enough STDs theyll get jammed up with one another and create somewhat of a balance.
kind of like too many people trying to squeeze through a door at once.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: ManianFH]
#19386337 - 01/08/14 02:20 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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CDC data reveals one-third of Americans now have an STD; nation producing venereal disease faster than college graduates
http://www.naturalnews.com/039788_STD_CDC_venereal_disease.html
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19386371 - 01/08/14 02:40 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Galactic_Smurf said: everyone here is in denial, anyway i'm a better man to admit these sorts of things on an anonymous forum.
No.
The trick is to NOT fuck anything that moves....
I mean when you screw some club slut a few hours after meeting her, without a condom, without 'checking it out' down there, what do you expect?
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presentusthefuture said:
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Galactic_Smurf said: everyone here is in denial, anyway i'm a better man to admit these sorts of things on an anonymous forum.
No.
The trick is to NOT fuck anything that moves....
I mean when you screw some club slut a few hours after meeting her, without a condom, without 'checking it out' down there, what do you expect?

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happygolucky said: CDC data reveals one-third of Americans now have an STD; nation producing venereal disease faster than college graduates
http://www.naturalnews.com/039788_STD_CDC_venereal_disease.html
I wouldn't expect any less of this nation
it's clearly something that has snowballed since the world has gotten smaller
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Konyap]
#19386604 - 01/08/14 06:00 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Little too much snowballing, judging by the numbers.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19386612 - 01/08/14 06:00 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: Do not troll OP or I will ban you into oblivion.
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