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mastercultivator
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: k00laid]
#19385627 - 01/07/14 10:45 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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KingKnowledge said:
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TrentBoyett said: I don't have any std's.
Never have...never will.
I have 0 diseases. Never have never will.
Yeah, but I've only had 1 sex partner so far in my life.
They call them Sexually transmitted 'cuz you have sex with or kiss something diseased to get it.
I don't know what or who you are doing to get STDs. Don't you ask your dates up front and then get tested and have long term sex partners? And chill with someone for a bit to make sure they don't have herpes and look closely for sores or a past history with anyone with herpes? If not what did you expect?
Now that I'm done preechin'

Don't let it get you down though. I'd suggest dealing with the issue whatever it is and being open about it so you don't spread the diseases or let them kill you or anyone you love. Also deal with the underlying issues and don't spread herpes cuz that shit is incurable.

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DeadPhan



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I'm pretty sure it's like 57 percent or more of men that are sexually active have hpv. Condom or not. Shit gets on ur pubes and whatnot.
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fapjack
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386109 - 01/08/14 12:43 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I don't have any STDs, though I might have had HPV. Its from luck though, I've banged some pretty skanky whores in my day.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386125 - 01/08/14 12:50 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
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mr sniffles
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386131 - 01/08/14 12:51 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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you could be one of the "bugs" that go around spreading STDs for kicks and posting about it on forums made specifically about it
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DeadPhan



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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386132 - 01/08/14 12:51 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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There is no had hpv. You have it or you don't. It's uncureable.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386140 - 01/08/14 12:53 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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DeadPhan said: I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
Wook warts? Just cause you catch HPV doesn't mean you have it for life.
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DeadPhan



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mr sniffles said: you could be one of the "bugs" that go around spreading STDs for kicks and posting about it on forums made specifically about it
Look up hpv dude. I've you've stuck it in more than a few boxes you'll understand my logic. People are actually born with it.
 No use in sugarcoating it.
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DeadPhan



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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: fapjack]
#19386156 - 01/08/14 12:57 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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fapjack said:
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DeadPhan said: I've never seen worts but I know I've been with so many girls over the years it's likely I have it.
Wook warts? Just cause you catch HPV doesn't mean you have it for life.
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv-and-men.htm
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: DeadPhan]
#19386161 - 01/08/14 12:58 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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poster in the gyno office said that 1 out of every 2 women have hpv.
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Doc Seta
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KingKnowledge said:
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Galactic_Smurf said: Exactly, he must be a virgin
Nah, shrooms just made me gay
Seriously whats this shroom making people gay jazz going around lol and I have Mono is that an std? Thats all I think I have for the moment
Edited by Doc Seta (01/08/14 01:01 AM)
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Doc Seta]
#19386326 - 01/08/14 02:14 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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ive found that if you get enough STDs theyll get jammed up with one another and create somewhat of a balance.
kind of like too many people trying to squeeze through a door at once.
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: ManianFH]
#19386337 - 01/08/14 02:20 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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CDC data reveals one-third of Americans now have an STD; nation producing venereal disease faster than college graduates
http://www.naturalnews.com/039788_STD_CDC_venereal_disease.html
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presentusthefuture
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19386371 - 01/08/14 02:40 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Galactic_Smurf said: everyone here is in denial, anyway i'm a better man to admit these sorts of things on an anonymous forum.
No.
The trick is to NOT fuck anything that moves....
I mean when you screw some club slut a few hours after meeting her, without a condom, without 'checking it out' down there, what do you expect?
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Doc Seta
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presentusthefuture said:
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Galactic_Smurf said: everyone here is in denial, anyway i'm a better man to admit these sorts of things on an anonymous forum.
No.
The trick is to NOT fuck anything that moves....
I mean when you screw some club slut a few hours after meeting her, without a condom, without 'checking it out' down there, what do you expect?

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Konyap

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happygolucky said: CDC data reveals one-third of Americans now have an STD; nation producing venereal disease faster than college graduates
http://www.naturalnews.com/039788_STD_CDC_venereal_disease.html
I wouldn't expect any less of this nation
it's clearly something that has snowballed since the world has gotten smaller
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Konyap]
#19386604 - 01/08/14 06:00 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Little too much snowballing, judging by the numbers.
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Cyclohexylamine
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Re: I have so many STD's [Re: Destitute]
#19386612 - 01/08/14 06:00 AM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: Do not troll OP or I will ban you into oblivion.
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