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Offlinesilverstem
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how do i light my bong
    #19384691 - 01/07/14 07:49 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

im pretty mad right now... i got a fully packed bong and no lighter.. its -20F outside and my car wont start so i cant go to the store... how do i light my bong? i got an oven..


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19384698 - 01/07/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Spills pizza remnants on bottom of oven. Soak in something flammable. wait for them to catch fire, dip old t-shirt in (or a wooden pole) start this object on fire. There you go


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19384699 - 01/07/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Set your house on fire.


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: lot_justice]
    #19384702 - 01/07/14 07:51 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Got a toaster? put a piece of paper in a toaster till it catches then light a candle. if you have no candle use paper and pencils to make a bonfire.


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19384705 - 01/07/14 07:51 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Matches if ya got em :lol:
Find some paper, roll it up and stick it in on the toaster/oven burners if you want, or something to that degree. Won't be too efficient though..


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #19384719 - 01/07/14 07:53 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Light the end of a raw spaghetti noodle with the stove, it burns like a match :thumbup:

Although, if you have any knives with wooden handles, leave the blade on the stove and use the hot knife on your bong :yesnod:


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease] * 2
    #19384751 - 01/07/14 08:00 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

pcplease said:
Light the end of a raw spaghetti noodle with the stove, it burns like a match :thumbup:





your my HERO!!!!!! worked like a charm:billymaythumbup:

+5 :mushroom2: for you


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19384766 - 01/07/14 08:02 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

:grin: :highfive:

You still gotta try hotknifing out of a pipe/bong sometime :awehigh:


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease]
    #19384826 - 01/07/14 08:15 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

:whathesaid:
Works really well with bubble hash too! Never heard of the noodle before sounds interesting. Damn smoker macgyvers will find anything to smoke the herb lol.


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: SuperFly]
    #19384873 - 01/07/14 08:25 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

pcplease saves the day on his birthday. Great job mate! :rockon:

I tossed some birthday shroomies your way as well. :thumbup:


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: HalluciNate]
    #19384935 - 01/07/14 08:37 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

:grin: Thanks guys!

It's always kinda fun getting crafty like this IMO; apples, potatoes, gravity bongs, the noodle trick^, the hotknife trick, a sizzler (dropping hash/weed directly onto heated skillet with bottle above to catch smoke) :awehigh:



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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease]
    #19384952 - 01/07/14 08:40 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Damn I missed the toaster speech. I light a CIG with toaster then get a candle going.


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: highc]
    #19384965 - 01/07/14 08:43 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

-20F what is that like 50kg?


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: kakashi68]
    #19384983 - 01/07/14 08:46 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Could also heat up a metal implement and use it to vape a la hot knives


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #19385038 - 01/07/14 08:57 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

I'm guessing your getting hit by that cold ass storm in the midwest? Where I'm at it's like -10 degrees. This cold is insane :uhoh:


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: kakashi68] * 2
    #19385039 - 01/07/14 08:57 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

kakashi68 said:
-20F what is that like 50kg?




So what's the conversion rate between Fahrenheit and kilograms again?

:philososloth:


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19385677 - 01/07/14 10:53 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

this is a bad idea so dont do it..... ya know... for safety reasons..


once i used the oven to catch a piece of paper on fire, lit a candle with that paper, then used toothpicks like matches by lighting them with the candle.


dont do it.


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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
    #19385822 - 01/07/14 11:26 PM (10 years, 23 days ago)

"how do I light my bong[?]"

With your hands.


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