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silverstem
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how do i light my bong
#19384691 - 01/07/14 07:49 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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im pretty mad right now... i got a fully packed bong and no lighter.. its -20F outside and my car wont start so i cant go to the store... how do i light my bong? i got an oven..
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19384698 - 01/07/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Spills pizza remnants on bottom of oven. Soak in something flammable. wait for them to catch fire, dip old t-shirt in (or a wooden pole) start this object on fire. There you go
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something super extreme
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19384699 - 01/07/14 07:50 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Set your house on fire.
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King Klick
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Got a toaster? put a piece of paper in a toaster till it catches then light a candle. if you have no candle use paper and pencils to make a bonfire.
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19384705 - 01/07/14 07:51 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Matches if ya got em  Find some paper, roll it up and stick it in on the toaster/oven burners if you want, or something to that degree. Won't be too efficient though..
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pcplease
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: King Klick] 1
#19384719 - 01/07/14 07:53 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Light the end of a raw spaghetti noodle with the stove, it burns like a match 
Although, if you have any knives with wooden handles, leave the blade on the stove and use the hot knife on your bong
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silverstem
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease] 2
#19384751 - 01/07/14 08:00 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
pcplease said: Light the end of a raw spaghetti noodle with the stove, it burns like a match 
your my HERO!!!!!! worked like a charm
+5 for you
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19384766 - 01/07/14 08:02 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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You still gotta try hotknifing out of a pipe/bong sometime
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease]
#19384826 - 01/07/14 08:15 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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 Works really well with bubble hash too! Never heard of the noodle before sounds interesting. Damn smoker macgyvers will find anything to smoke the herb lol.
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: SuperFly]
#19384873 - 01/07/14 08:25 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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pcplease saves the day on his birthday. Great job mate! 
I tossed some birthday shroomies your way as well.
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pcplease
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Thanks guys!
It's always kinda fun getting crafty like this IMO; apples, potatoes, gravity bongs, the noodle trick^, the hotknife trick, a sizzler (dropping hash/weed directly onto heated skillet with bottle above to catch smoke) 
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: pcplease]
#19384952 - 01/07/14 08:40 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Damn I missed the toaster speech. I light a CIG with toaster then get a candle going.
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: highc]
#19384965 - 01/07/14 08:43 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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-20F what is that like 50kg?
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: kakashi68]
#19384983 - 01/07/14 08:46 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Could also heat up a metal implement and use it to vape a la hot knives
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I'm guessing your getting hit by that cold ass storm in the midwest? Where I'm at it's like -10 degrees. This cold is insane
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: kakashi68] 2
#19385039 - 01/07/14 08:57 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
kakashi68 said: -20F what is that like 50kg?
So what's the conversion rate between Fahrenheit and kilograms again?
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19385677 - 01/07/14 10:53 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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this is a bad idea so dont do it..... ya know... for safety reasons..
once i used the oven to catch a piece of paper on fire, lit a candle with that paper, then used toothpicks like matches by lighting them with the candle.
dont do it.
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Re: how do i light my bong [Re: silverstem]
#19385822 - 01/07/14 11:26 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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"how do I light my bong[?]"
With your hands.
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