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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: highowl]
#19384297 - 01/07/14 06:38 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i think in your case, your dad is just messing around and obviously is aware that you smoke, but sounds like he doesn't mind too much, which is cool, u should chill
i've been caught smoking in my straight laced parents house so many times over the years, it's redundant. they're really uptight and would usually make a scene but i would just deny it straight to their face no matter how obvious it was...LOL i gave no fucks. it's their problem for being squares.
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greenspectral said: i've been caught smoking in my straight laced parents house so many times over the years, it's redundant. they're really uptight and would usually make a scene but i would just deny it straight to their face no matter how obvious it was...LOL i gave no fucks. it's their problem for being squares.
Man that made me laugh so hard ha ha ha..I just imagined a guy sitting in the perfect sitting room, smoking blunt in the right hand with a sly grin just like "nope, wasn't me"
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greenspectral said: i think in your case, your dad is just messing around and obviously is aware that you smoke, but sounds like he doesn't mind too much, which is cool, u should chill
i've been caught smoking in my straight laced parents house so many times over the years, it's redundant. they're really uptight and would usually make a scene but i would just deny it straight to their face no matter how obvious it was...LOL i gave no fucks. it's their problem for being squares.
*mom walks in while you have bong in hand and are exhaling a big hit*
are you smoking!?!? lol no then what's that??? not a bong, that's for sure and the smoke?? it's cold in here
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iarphairc
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My tale feels rather inferior
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: iarphairc]
#19384331 - 01/07/14 06:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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iarphairc said: My tale feels rather inferior 
it's ok baby you know I love ya
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: iarphairc]
#19384489 - 01/07/14 07:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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My mom punched me square in the face when she caught me. In her defense she said if I ever smoked she would break my face.
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: highc]
#19384542 - 01/07/14 07:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yeah my mom punched me a few times after she caught me too. Couldn't do anything but try and grab her wrists to get her to stop
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: Absolem0918]
#19384557 - 01/07/14 07:26 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Absolem0918 said: your parents know everything you do dude. everything you've done and everything your gonna do..
THIS
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highc said: My mom punched me square in the face when she caught me. In her defense she said if I ever smoked she would break my face.
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psychedelic_Abyss said: Yeah my mom punched me a few times after she caught me too. Couldn't do anything but try and grab her wrists to get her to stop
SHE PUNCHED YOU!?!? what a terrible reaction, completely inappropriate! I woulda been like CHILL OUT AND HIT THIS BLUNT IF YOU WANT TO HIT SOMETHING
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Yup. She's a bible thumping hardcore Christian but sees nothing wrong with punching me in the mouth over some bud
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Lol you gotta love the ability to pick and choose
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: highowl]
#19384855 - 01/07/14 08:21 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Your dad is right... forgetful, that is what weed does to you :-)
and unmotivated too
unless you know how to moderate it, moderation isnt daily use
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: iarphairc]
#19384867 - 01/07/14 08:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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To my mom dope was dope. No distinction between them. She punched me in the face and kicked me out at 16 on chrismas eve. Tried to hang myself but it didnt work out.
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: highc]
#19384883 - 01/07/14 08:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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that is some awful parenting, no offense.
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: morrowasted]
#19385059 - 01/07/14 09:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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He knows. Quote:
morrowasted said:

Worked for me in high school!
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: highc]
#19385079 - 01/07/14 09:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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highc said: My mom punched me square in the face when she caught me. In her defense she said if I ever smoked she would break my face.
hahahah for some reason i find this funny, like the whole "she would break my face" thing lol
still the premise of it is fuqd up
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: Soluminia]
#19385089 - 01/07/14 09:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Soluminia said: I think he knows and is just fucking with you.
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Re: Does my Dad know I smoke? [Re: Sheekle]
#19385444 - 01/07/14 10:07 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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highc said: My mom punched me square in the face when she caught me. In her defense she said if I ever smoked she would break my face.
hahahah for some reason i find this funny, like the whole "she would break my face" thing lol
still the premise of it is fuqd up
It was hilarious when she said it. Then she did it. Not so funny. She only knows I've smoked weed. If she only knew the Shit ive done and manufactured since...oh my
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