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Offlinejunkyardgod
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I want to hone my bushcraft/wilderness/survival skills <3
    #19380479 - 01/07/14 01:14 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I'm dead serious. I want to take my fucking inheritance, buy 150 acres of lush, pristine hunting and fishing land and fucking just go off the grid. I'm so intent on this shit. Just try and stop me.

Better yet, join me.


Edited by junkyardgod (01/07/14 01:26 AM)


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380480 - 01/07/14 01:14 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Why would I stop you?
Why would I join you?


Why would I give two shits and a sideways fuck either way?


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: something super extreme]
    #19380484 - 01/07/14 01:16 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

the coyotes are gonna bite you!


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: something super extreme]
    #19380486 - 01/07/14 01:16 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Gimme some advice, yo. Should I wear spandex or nylon to survive in the -40 outside right now? Should I start a fire by sparking my vodka or...? Spear fishing or nets? HELP!


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380488 - 01/07/14 01:17 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I'm gonna build an igloo. And HOTBOX IT!


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380504 - 01/07/14 01:20 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Douse yourself in high-proof spirits and strike a match.
The initial immolation will keep you warm, and the scorched nerves will prevent future discomfort.


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380511 - 01/07/14 01:21 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Sound like a plan. :laugh:


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380514 - 01/07/14 01:22 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

http://lesstroud.ca/survivorman/home.php

iv always admired that man for what he did. he has to have some of the biggest balls ever. it sickened me when people like bear grills came out going "look at me eat this gross bug! now im going to drink my piss... survival"

new season coming soon!:zomgzomgzomg:

damn he is getting old to be doing this shit.


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: evileye001]
    #19380530 - 01/07/14 01:28 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Respect. But I think I still respect the original gangsta First Nations and Native American peoples more. I would love to be an acolyte, apprentice, white boy bitch...whatever you want to call it...just to learn badass survival skills from a Native lore master. #greatwhitenorth #whiteguilt


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380559 - 01/07/14 01:34 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

living off the grid and surviving with little is fine but dont go all bush man, ear to the ground, loin cloth, spiritual omen from goat guts...


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19380738 - 01/07/14 02:48 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Where are you thinking of buying land. If it is in northern california I will join


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19380851 - 01/07/14 03:54 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Avoid survival skills and learn bushcraft skills.

Difference is that survival is making temporary aid while bushcraft is permanent outdoor living.

It does seem fun at times to think about, I guess it's in our DNA after all.


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: beardedcrow]
    #19381143 - 01/07/14 06:53 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Where you from bro?

I'm of the firm opinion that if you weren't raised in the woods, they'll kick your ass.


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #19381152 - 01/07/14 06:59 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I wasn't raised in the woods, and I kick the woods' ass on a regular basis.


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: junkyardgod]
    #19381304 - 01/07/14 08:25 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

junkyardgod said:
Gimme some advice, yo. Should I wear spandex or nylon to survive in the -40 outside right now? Should I start a fire by sparking my vodka or...? Spear fishing or nets? HELP!




I hope your joking.. :lol:


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Re: I SOOPER seriously want to hone my bushcraft/survival/wilderness skillz mad sk33lz yo [Re: A Day InThe Life]
    #19381312 - 01/07/14 08:28 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I was debating about doing this, but wanted to save more money first. If it were me, I'd start going on camping excursions to practice your skills. when you finally do get the land, I'd build a yurt on it or something in the meantime in the summer and then over time improve and build something better. I'd love an earth ship or something, made out of rammed earth and with solar panels on the roof and a nice green house and everything would be awesome.


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