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Think of roles for which Cary Elwes would/could have been a better choice.
I like Neil Patrick Harris but I think Elwes could have been great in the Harold & Kumar movies instead.
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Roles Carry Elwes Should Have Played: Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins)/Silence of the Lambs Jake LaMotta (Robert De Niro)/Raging Bull Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)/Forrest Gump E.T./E.T. Gollum (Andy Serkis)/The Lord of the Rings Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russell Crowe)/Gladiator Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)/The Godfather Hal-9000/2001: A Space Odyssey Tony Montana (Al Pacino)/Scarface Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson)/Lethal Weapon Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson)/Schindler's List
I'll have to think of some more, but I think that list is off to a good start.
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Oh i ha the biggest crush on him in high school. so hawwwt
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SHERLOCK HOLMES!!
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Fear and Loathing (Dr.Gonzo)
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The Voice of Smaug!
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All good posts so far. Except Smaug, because Cumberbatch is awesome. Dat timbre.
Elwes should have been in Tropic Thunder and not that nerdy little white dude. His role should have been dropped and Cary could have played himself.
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sVs said: Maximus Decimus Meridius (Russell Crowe)/Gladiator.
Elwes should have played Robin Hood in 2010 too. Russell Crowe is not Robin Hood.
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He played Robin Hood in "Robin Hood men in tights"
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Russell Crowe's a useless douche.
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Oh I didn't know, I only made a Cary Elwes thread 
Actually one of my favorite Mel Brooks movies though 
Elwes should have been Darth Maul.
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Elwes should have been:
The narrator in The NeverEnding Story Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ben in the first season of American Horror Story
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...Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
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...Master Splinter in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
perfect!
Alternatively, imagine Elwes as Zordon in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
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Bump. Come on y'all this is fun.
Cary Elwes should have played Patrick Swayze's part in Donnie Darko.
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Morgan Freeman's role, Red, in The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman's role in Se7en Morgan Freeman's role as God in Bruce Almighty. Morgan Freeman's role as narrator in March of the Penguins. And as Dee-Bo in Friday
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: shLong]
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Fuckin' right!
He should have played Spiderman/Peter Parker over Toby McGuire.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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he should have played Private Ryan he should have played Billy Bibbit in One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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koods said: he should have played Billy Bibbit in One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
Awesome 
He should have played Wilson in Cast Away Josh Brolin's part in No Country for Old Men C-3PO in the Star Wars films
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koods said: he should have played Billy Bibbit in One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
Awesome 
He should have played Wilson in Cast Away
He should have played Wilson in Dr. House. He should have played Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind He should have played Robin in one of those Batman movies He should have played Gary in Team America. He should have played Demi Moore's role in Ghost
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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koods said: He should have played Robin in one of those Batman movies
No way, he should have been Alfred or The Penguin. Danny Devito frightened me as a kid.
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He should have played Demi Moore's role in Ghost

If there's ever a Sound of Music remake he better be the new Captain von Trapp He should have been an extra pirate in the Pirates of the Caribbean films He should have been Jackie Treehorn in The Big Lebowski
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OP, is Mr. Elwes another of your celebrity crushes, along with JGL?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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Pretty much. I grew up watching Men in Tights all the time and I think he epitomizes "nonchalant, humorous charisma" deep in my psyche.
He should have been Nigel in The Wild Thornberrys
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Was he in one of the saw movies?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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Yeah (I think the first one), but I actually didn't recognize him and didn't know until 2 or 3 years ago.
He should have been the male protagonist in Tangled.
Edit: I want to hear him say "smoulder" so bad
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Neo in the Matrices.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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Adrian in Rocky Giles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer He should have also made some Law & Order: SVU appearances
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Matthew Gray Gubler in Criminal Minds.
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Just curious.... What's your fascination with Mr Elwes? Troll/joke thread?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: shLong]
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I've never heard of this guy before.
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shLong said: Just curious.... What's your fascination with Mr Elwes? Troll/joke thread?
I adore him, but also imagining him playing the roles I and others are suggesting is often an hilarious endeavor. This thread really entertains me.
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pwnasaurus said: I've never heard of this guy before.
Dread Pirate Roberts/Farmboy from The Princess Bride, Robin Hood from Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Edit: He's in other stuff to this day but a lot of it is voice acting and minor/support roles
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God damn he's gorgeous.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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I still say him as Dee-Bo from Friday would be hilarious.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: shLong]
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koods said: God damn he's gorgeous.
Yeah he is. With an excellent voice and one of the few blonder folks who can rock a mustache imo.
He should have played Q in the recent James Bond movies.
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Absolutely. See shLong, you know what this thread's about.
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As Bill from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure As Magnum PI As Dano from Hawaii 5-0 As Kitt (the car) from Knight Rider As Walter White!
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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The scientist villain in the Resident Evil movies John C. Reilly's role in Talladega Nights Keenser in the new Star Trek films
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He should've played Malcolm X in Malcolm X. He would've been much more believable than Denzel.
And Carl Weathers role in Predator.
And Maverick in Top Gun. Imagine how much cooler this graemlin would be if it was Cary Elwes.
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Shaggy in Scooby Doo
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And Carl Weathers role in Predator.
And Maverick in Top Gun. Imagine how much cooler this graemlin would be if it was Cary Elwes. 
Me thinks Goose. That would boost hotness. And I might have cared more when he dies.
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John C. Reilly's role in Boogie Nights
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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He also should have played William Wallace in Bravefarts
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I swear to Jebus I thought I posted "Goose from Top Gun." I sincerely think he'd have done that role justice.
He should have been a Skeksis from The Dark Crystal
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Oh, and also Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction.
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Brad Pitts role in 12 Monkeys Brad Pitts role in Thelma and Louise Brad Pitts role in world war Z
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
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MorphinTime said: He should have been a Skeksis from The Dark Crystal
FUCK YES!!!! 
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koods said: Brad Pitts role in 12 Monkeys Brad Pitts role in Thelma and Louise Brad Pitts role in world war Z
Brad Pitts role in True Romance.
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He should have appeared in Rob Roy. Not as a main character but I just would like to see Liam Neeson and Cary Elwes look at each other in a Highland setting.
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I bet he would enjoy this thread. Probably more attention than he's received in a long time.
What's up with all this free time to wax poetic about obscure actors, OP?
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Marshall (the dad) from Land of the Lost
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Mr. Thicknose in The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze.
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I really thought he'd retired from acting until I looked into it. Turns out last thing I watched with him in it was Saw. He's been sneaky for a while it seems.
Apparently he did some directing and voice acting for Pinky and the Brain 
He should have been that one dude(with the really good complexion)'s dad in Dazed and Confused.
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Sorry. I'm indulging myself here
childhood.
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I gave up on LBT after whichever one had that "Big Water" song. Fuck that.
koods I haven't seen the Land of the Lost movie that came out a few years ago. Does Cary Elwes have a place in it?
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I dunno. I didn't see it. it cost more than a hundred bucks to make, so it can't compare to the original.
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Watchu talkin' bout koods? As far as I can remember at the moment I've only made 2 drugged out actor adoration threads.
Elwes should have been in every Don Bluth film and Animal Mother in Full Metal Jacket
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 That would make a rewatch of FMJ quite spectacular.
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No, I mean today. You've been puttering around here a lot the last few days like you haven't a care in the world.
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Wait... Drugged out actor threads? Are the actors drugged out, or are you making these threads when you're drugged out?
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Both, probably. I know if I were a long-forgotten actor, I'd be snorting, shooting, and plugging everything I could find.
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Oh we've been slow at work so I've been getting sent home early and I also happen to be broke.
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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I've never seen Casablanca. Is there a role for our protagonist?
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As Jennifer Grey's role in ferris bueller.
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I've never seen Casablanca. Is there a role for our protagonist?
Me neither admittedly, but I hear it's good so probably.
Cary Elwes should have been in Better Off Ted. That show is awesome and I think he could have been squeezed in somewhere for even more hilarity.
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Any roles that require tights and puffy blouses because thats how I fell in love with him and he was made for period costume films.
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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I have a gambling problem I've been stifling since high school.
Elwes should have played every Danny Glover role.
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He could definitely have been a classical, period actor I think.
He should have been the psychiatrist in The Departed.
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I'm shocked. Shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
I have a gambling problem I've been stifling since high school.
They just opened a poker room at a casino near Baltimore and I SOOOO want to go spend an afternoon or weekend there. The casino itself is shit.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385581 - 01/07/14 10:36 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Don't coax this thread into half-remembered poker stories.
I don't understand why Elwes wasn't in Coraline. Just imagine...
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He would play a good degenerate gambler. That is the last I shall speak of such matters.
Oooohhhh. Travis from Taxi Driver."are you lookin at me? You lookin at me?"
Meh, maybe not.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385690 - 01/07/14 10:56 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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He might have been funny in Taxi Driver but it would have changed the entire ambiance of the movie. Positively or negatively I'm not sure.
He should have been the protagonist in The Hurt Locker (Actually I like that guy but the swap would be funny).
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He should have been in Magic Mike just so I could see him nekkid.
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19385751 - 01/07/14 11:08 PM (10 years, 23 days ago) |
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Still haven't seen Magic Mike, please tell me it's better than Coyote Ugly.
He should have played Odin in the new Thors.
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he could have played tom hanks' part in Castaway
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Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
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MorphinTime said: Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
Lol. I have a hard time imagining him being a gritty rapper.
Did you like Cloud Atlas?
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Re: Cary Elwes [Re: koods]
#19391359 - 01/09/14 12:08 AM (10 years, 22 days ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Maybe even the Tom Hanks role in Cloud Atlas 
Satan in South Park Doc Holliday in Tombstone B-Rabbit in 8 Mile
Lol. I have a hard time imagining him being a gritty rapper.
Did you like Cloud Atlas?
I've watched it twice in the past week but I kept blacking out/passing out. The first 30-45 minutes or so that I can remember were really good but I think I just need to watch it sober (tomorrow) 
I'm not sure if I've ever been so excited to watch a movie for the third time in such a short span of time.
Penn & Teller should have been a trio: Penn, Teller, and Elwes While I think he'd have been great as Neo, I must say I'd like to see him as either The Merovingian or The Architect.
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as the voice of "Santa Bot" from futurama!
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Donnie Yen's role in Ip Man/Ip Man 2
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anywhere in a Harry Potter movie?
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He would have made a great Saruman in the Ring Trilogy films
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He should have played Michael Jackson in the Thriller music video.
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