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mr sniffles
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I'm a fucking idiot
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I invited these door to door salesman into my house and we smoked a bowl together. He told me these things about points and stuff so I figured sure I might as well help him out but in my klonopin stupor and fucked up iso-hash shit I somehow managed to give them 500$ for magazine subscriptions, I thought I was going to scam the company by issuing refunds by mail but the more I research the more the whole things looks like a fake with no contact information. I was supposed to get a receipt number but they left without it. They were all cool to me we had like nice conversations and stuff, they told me they were traveling all over the country and stuff so I just ask them and stuff about it. It all seemed so real but looking back I'm dumb as fuck.
At the end they even offered their facebook addies and stuff, the girl offered me to hook people up to me but I checked my phone and it doesn't seem like anybody is going to call soon. I looked up the facebook addies and I didn't find shit.
tl;dr i took klonopin got fucked up with some door to door salesman and ended up losing 500 in cash
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an expensive lesson. atleast youre not in jail
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Damn. That sucks...
Can't really take legal action because they can bring up the fact that you invited strangers into your house for drugs and that ticket would cost well over $500 as far as I know.
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I'm a fucking idiot
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mr sniffles said: I invited these door to door salesman into my house and we smoked a bowl together. He told me these things about points and stuff so I figured sure I might as well help him out but in my klonopin stupor and fucked up iso-hash shit I somehow managed to give them 500$ for magazine subscriptions, I thought I was going to scam the company by issuing refunds by mail but the more I research the more the whole things looks like a fake with no contact information. I was supposed to get a receipt number but they left without it. They were all cool to me we had like nice conversations and stuff, they told me they were traveling all over the country and stuff so I just ask them and stuff about it. It all seemed so real but looking back I'm dumb as fuck.
At the end they even offered their facebook addies and stuff, the girl offered me to hook people up to me but I checked my phone and it doesn't seem like anybody is going to call soon. I looked up the facebook addies and I didn't find shit.
tl;dr i took klonopin got fucked up with some door to door salesman and ended up losing 500 in cash 
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are they at least nudie mags?
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mr sniffles
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Snotfish]
#19378261 - 01/06/14 05:35 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Dankfish said: Damn. That sucks...
Can't really take legal action because they can bring up the fact that you invited strangers into your house for drugs and that ticket would cost well over $500 as far as I know.
i already did, if they take any legal action they saw that I was growing shrooms, if the cops ever call me back with any information which I really think they wont be able to.
if they did i would have to do a whole clean up of my house.
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unam sanctum said: are they at least nudie mags?
There's no magazines, there's never magazines
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if they take any legal action they saw that I was growing shrooms

Dear god did you give them your pin number?
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mr sniffles
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Yeah I fucked up big time. They were druggies too though they smoked pills and stuff. Oh god. I should just wish nothing comes up.
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True that.
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Maybe a hard lesson would be beneficial to you. Let's hope something does come up.
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I'd set a motion alarm on the approach to the mycology set, when you're not home of course.
Here's an example: http://www.campingworld.com/shopping/item/ceiling-motion-alarm/69009
If I were breaking into someone's house and heard any alarm go off, its time to bolt. I've been in that situation before and its intense. Should never let anyone see a mycology kit though, or garden, or stash, shoe box full of money.
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mr sniffles said: They were druggies too though they smoked pills and stuff.
They smoked pills? Man I'm well out of touch with the kids these days...
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Really hardcore guys would be plugging, anyway. Sticking shit up your butt is the only way.
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
#19378371 - 01/06/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Hi Sheekle. How are you?
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True that.
No worries.. plenty of idiots in the world.
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i'm pretty great, runnin on 3-4 hours of sleep. laying on my floor on some blankets, got some zeppelin playin', my cats lickin his leg an stuff
how was ur xmas an new years an stuff?
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
#19378382 - 01/06/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Fantastic. I got spectacularly drunk and broke some things including my hand. Now I'm eating a taco and petting a cat.
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sVs said: Really hardcore guys would be plugging, anyway. Sticking shit up your butt is the only way.
Quoted for posterity, all future generations must know this simple truth.
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For the record, I'm not very hardcore. I'm an old-fashioned kind of drug user.
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Quoted for posterity, all future generations must know this simple truth.


or for the brave
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Oh lawd!
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that was the same face i made at that pic lol
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lol nice
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
#19379560 - 01/06/14 09:32 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.
I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.
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mr sniffles said: The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.
I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.
I would take that all as a sign to maybe stop taking so much klonopin.
not much can be said, ya done fucked up, I NEVER let salesmen in my house.
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Let us summarise by saying: "Ya dun goofed!"
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Hello strangers, welcome into my house. Oh by the way, did I mention that I'm growing SHROOMS?!
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yup..
that takes the cake.. almost as good as the time i went to sadie hawkins with a chick she got all stupid drunk and some stranger came up to her and asked to see her wallet.. dude took 300 from her and handed it back to her.
same boat.. no bueno homie.
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: rackem]
#19380290 - 01/07/14 12:10 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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that kind of reminds me of the time i walked out of the gas station and there were about 4 homies around my car asking to use my cell phone.....
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Should have shot them and claimed self-defense. Worked for the Tray-gone case.
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if i had a gun maybe.
i just told them no instead
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mr sniffles said: The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.
I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.
Hey, there is nothing worse than that feeling you've been duped. If it makes you feel any better, that is what these people do for a living and they know all the tricks. You have to let it go. Yell at the top of your lungs. Punch the shit out of something soft (not living). Then move on.
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you may be a fucking idiot. but im the biggest fucking idiot ever. nobody is dumber than me. im a fucking moron.
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You said it, not me.
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anymore total idiots?
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
#19381250 - 01/07/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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only on mondays
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I do wonder what was in your order that added up to $500
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
#19381282 - 01/07/14 08:16 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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So much for stopping doing drugs and focusing on school, eh?
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
#19381290 - 01/07/14 08:19 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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koods said: I do wonder what was in your order that added up to $500
wasn't my order
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unam sanctum said:
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wasn't my order
I meant OP
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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
#19381338 - 01/07/14 08:39 AM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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my ego told me to verify
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sVs said: You said it, not me.
im not sure if im an idiot, but I feel really really stupid man.
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I once did something similarly stupid.
A Kirby vacuum door-to-door salesman came to my house and I let him in. He did a demo of the vacuum and yada yada I smoked him up a bit. I had a nice $100 pipe that we used, and was he was complementing it and commenting how much resin was in it. I put it back in its case when we were done. After he left I went to grab the pipe from the case but it wasn't there. He had taken it out when I went to the bathroom.
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Oh man that sucks, your a spastic. But at least you are a good peoples spastic
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Bender B Rodriguez said: I once did something similarly stupid.
A Kirby vacuum door-to-door salesman came to my house and I let him in. He did a demo of the vacuum and yada yada I smoked him up a bit. I had a nice $100 pipe that we used, and was he was complementing it and commenting how much resin was in it. I put it back in its case when we were done. After he left I went to grab the pipe from the case but it wasn't there. He had taken it out when I went to the bathroom.
Yeah, never let salesman in your house - they're as low as it gets. You have to be really stupid, desperate and broke to become a door to door salesman.
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