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I'm a fucking idiot
    #19378194 - 01/06/14 05:23 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I invited these door to door salesman into my house and we smoked a bowl together. He told me these things about points and stuff so I figured sure I might as well help him out but in my klonopin stupor and fucked up iso-hash shit I somehow managed to give them 500$ for magazine subscriptions, I thought I was going to scam the company by issuing refunds by mail but the more I research the more the whole things looks like a fake with no contact information. I was supposed to get a receipt number but they left without it. They were all cool to me we had like nice conversations and stuff, they told me they were traveling all over the country and stuff so I just ask them and stuff about it. It all seemed so real but looking back I'm dumb as fuck.

At the end they even offered their facebook addies and stuff, the girl offered me to hook people up to me but I checked my phone and it doesn't seem like anybody is going to call soon. I looked up the facebook addies and I didn't find shit.

tl;dr i took klonopin got fucked up with some door to door salesman and ended up losing 500 in cash :feelsgoodman:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378213 - 01/06/14 05:25 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

an expensive lesson. atleast youre not in jail:cookiemonster:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378221 - 01/06/14 05:27 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Damn. That sucks...

Can't really take legal action because they can bring up the fact that you invited strangers into your house for drugs and that ticket would cost well over $500 as far as I know.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378223 - 01/06/14 05:27 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

:pokerawe:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles] * 1
    #19378228 - 01/06/14 05:28 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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I'm a fucking idiot



True that.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378239 - 01/06/14 05:30 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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mr sniffles said:
I invited these door to door salesman into my house and we smoked a bowl together. He told me these things about points and stuff so I figured sure I might as well help him out but in my klonopin stupor and fucked up iso-hash shit I somehow managed to give them 500$ for magazine subscriptions, I thought I was going to scam the company by issuing refunds by mail but the more I research the more the whole things looks like a fake with no contact information. I was supposed to get a receipt number but they left without it. They were all cool to me we had like nice conversations and stuff, they told me they were traveling all over the country and stuff so I just ask them and stuff about it. It all seemed so real but looking back I'm dumb as fuck.

At the end they even offered their facebook addies and stuff, the girl offered me to hook people up to me but I checked my phone and it doesn't seem like anybody is going to call soon. I looked up the facebook addies and I didn't find shit.

tl;dr i took klonopin got fucked up with some door to door salesman and ended up losing 500 in cash :feelsgoodman:



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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378248 - 01/06/14 05:32 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

are they at least nudie mags?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Snotfish]
    #19378261 - 01/06/14 05:35 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Dankfish said:
Damn. That sucks...

Can't really take legal action because they can bring up the fact that you invited strangers into your house for drugs and that ticket would cost well over $500 as far as I know.



i already did, if they take any legal action they saw that I was growing shrooms, if the cops ever call me back with any information which I really think they wont be able to.

if they did i would have to do a whole clean up of my house.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19378264 - 01/06/14 05:35 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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are they at least nudie mags?




There's no magazines, there's never magazines


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378269 - 01/06/14 05:36 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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if they take any legal action they saw that I was growing shrooms




:doublefacepalm:

Dear god did you give them your pin number?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19378292 - 01/06/14 05:40 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Yeah I fucked up big time. They were druggies too though they smoked pills and stuff. Oh god. I should just wish nothing comes up.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378303 - 01/06/14 05:42 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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I'm a fucking idiot



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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378305 - 01/06/14 05:42 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Maybe a hard lesson would be beneficial to you.
Let's hope something does come up.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19378324 - 01/06/14 05:46 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I'd set a motion alarm on the approach to the mycology set, when you're not home of course.

Here's an example: http://www.campingworld.com/shopping/item/ceiling-motion-alarm/69009

If I were breaking into someone's house and heard any alarm go off, its time to bolt. I've been in that situation before and its intense.
Should never let anyone see a mycology kit though, or garden, or stash, shoe box full of money.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles] * 1
    #19378352 - 01/06/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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They were druggies too though they smoked pills and stuff.




They smoked pills? Man I'm well out of touch with the kids these days... :feelsoldman:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19378358 - 01/06/14 05:51 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Really hardcore guys would be plugging, anyway.
Sticking shit up your butt is the only way.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378367 - 01/06/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

WUD UP SVS


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
    #19378371 - 01/06/14 05:53 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Hi Sheekle.
How are you?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378372 - 01/06/14 05:54 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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I'm a fucking idiot



True that.



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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378379 - 01/06/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

i'm pretty great, runnin on 3-4 hours of sleep. laying on my floor on some blankets, got some zeppelin playin', my cats lickin his leg an stuff

how was ur xmas an new years an stuff?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
    #19378382 - 01/06/14 05:55 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Fantastic. I got spectacularly drunk and broke some things including my hand.
Now I'm eating a taco and petting a cat.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378405 - 01/06/14 06:00 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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sVs said:
Really hardcore guys would be plugging, anyway.
Sticking shit up your butt is the only way.




Quoted for posterity, all future generations must know this simple truth.

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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Repertoire89]
    #19378414 - 01/06/14 06:02 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

For the record, I'm not very hardcore.
I'm an old-fashioned kind of drug user.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #19378438 - 01/06/14 06:05 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Quote:

sVs said:
Really hardcore guys would be plugging, anyway.
Sticking shit up your butt is the only way.




Quoted for posterity, all future generations must know this simple truth.

:rules:






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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19378440 - 01/06/14 06:05 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

:ugh:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: andrewmurray86] * 1
    #19378460 - 01/06/14 06:08 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Oh lawd!



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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378465 - 01/06/14 06:09 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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sVs said:
:ugh:



that was the same face i made at that pic lol
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sVs said:
Fantastic. I got spectacularly drunk and broke some things including my hand.
Now I'm eating a taco and petting a cat.




lol nice


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Sheekle]
    #19379560 - 01/06/14 09:32 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.

I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19379961 - 01/06/14 10:44 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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mr sniffles said:
The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.

I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.



I would take that all as a sign to maybe stop taking so much klonopin.

not much can be said, ya done fucked up, I NEVER let salesmen in my house.


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    #19379999 - 01/06/14 10:52 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Let us summarise by saying: "Ya dun goofed!"


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: andrewmurray86]
    #19380277 - 01/07/14 12:06 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Hello strangers, welcome into my house. Oh by the way, did I mention that I'm growing SHROOMS?!  :eatingout:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19380285 - 01/07/14 12:09 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

yup..

that takes the cake.. almost as good as the time i went to sadie hawkins with a chick she got all stupid drunk and some stranger came up to her and asked to see her wallet.. dude took 300 from her and handed it back to her.

same boat.. no bueno homie.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: rackem]
    #19380290 - 01/07/14 12:10 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

that kind of reminds me of the time i walked out of the gas station and there were about 4 homies around my car asking to use my cell phone.....


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19380292 - 01/07/14 12:11 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Should have shot them and claimed self-defense.
Worked for the Tray-gone case.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19380295 - 01/07/14 12:12 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

if i had a gun maybe.


i just told them no instead

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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19381213 - 01/07/14 07:40 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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mr sniffles said:
The worst part is they gave me fake facebook contact information, I really thought we had like chemistry to be friends. I gave the girl my phone number in case of drug hook ups or other business, I saw her calling the number but I don't see a missed call on my phone.

I just want to take like 2 klonopin and just sleep this off.




Hey, there is nothing worse than that feeling you've been duped. If it makes you feel any better, that is what these people do for a living and they know all the tricks. You have to let it go. Yell at the top of your lungs. Punch the shit out of something soft (not living). Then move on. :smile:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19381230 - 01/07/14 07:51 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

you may be a fucking idiot. but im the biggest fucking idiot ever. nobody is dumber than me. im a fucking moron.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #19381233 - 01/07/14 07:53 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

You said it, not me.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19381246 - 01/07/14 08:01 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

anymore total idiots?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
    #19381250 - 01/07/14 08:02 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

only on mondays


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19381269 - 01/07/14 08:09 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I do wonder what was in your order that added up to $500


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
    #19381282 - 01/07/14 08:16 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

So much for stopping doing drugs and focusing on school, eh?


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
    #19381290 - 01/07/14 08:19 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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I do wonder what was in your order that added up to $500




wasn't my order


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19381317 - 01/07/14 08:29 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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koods said:
I do wonder what was in your order that added up to $500




wasn't my order




I meant OP


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: koods]
    #19381338 - 01/07/14 08:39 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

my ego told me to verify


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: something super extreme]
    #19381388 - 01/07/14 08:59 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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You said it, not me.





im not sure if im an idiot, but I feel really really stupid man.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: unam sanctum]
    #19381393 - 01/07/14 09:00 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I once did something similarly stupid. 

A Kirby vacuum door-to-door salesman came to my house and I let him in.  He did a demo of the vacuum and yada yada I smoked him up a bit.  I had a nice $100 pipe that we used, and was he was complementing it and commenting how much resin was in it.  I put it back in its case when we were done.  After he left I went to grab the pipe from the case but it wasn't there.  He had taken it out when I went to the bathroom.


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19381582 - 01/07/14 09:53 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Oh man that sucks, your a spastic. But at least you are a good peoples spastic


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19381854 - 01/07/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Soulidarity said:
Oh man that sucks, your a spastic. But at least you are a good peoples spastic



:bigyesnod:


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Re: I'm a fucking idiot [Re: Bender B Rodriguez]
    #19381979 - 01/07/14 11:33 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Bender B Rodriguez said:
I once did something similarly stupid. 

A Kirby vacuum door-to-door salesman came to my house and I let him in.  He did a demo of the vacuum and yada yada I smoked him up a bit.  I had a nice $100 pipe that we used, and was he was complementing it and commenting how much resin was in it.  I put it back in its case when we were done.  After he left I went to grab the pipe from the case but it wasn't there.  He had taken it out when I went to the bathroom.




Yeah, never let salesman in your house - they're as low as it gets. You have to be really stupid, desperate and broke to become a door to door salesman.


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