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    #19376563 - 01/06/14 09:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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MACON, GA—Sources confirmed today that the brainwashed morons at First Baptist Assembly of Christ, all of whom blindly accept whatever simplistic fairy tales are fed to them, volunteer each Wednesday night to provide meals to impoverished members of the community. “Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in town who have fallen on hard times and are unable to afford to put food on the table, so we try to help out as best we can,” said 48-year-old Kerri Bellamy, one of the mindless sheep who adheres to a backward ideology and is incapable of thinking for herself, while spooning out homemade shepherd’s pie to a line of poor and homeless individuals. “It feels great to share our blessings with the less fortunate. Plus, it’s fun to work alongside all the members of our [corrupt institution of propaganda and lies] who come out each week.” As of press time, the brainless, unthinking lemmings had donated winter clothing they no longer wore to several needy families and still hadn’t opened their eyes to reality.




Satirical article on the unfairness with which the mass media has been treating Christians lately.



What do you think?


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted] * 6
    #19376574 - 01/06/14 09:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

What do I think?

I think the idea of 'christian persecution being perpetuated by western main stream media' is pretty laughable.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 4
    #19376582 - 01/06/14 09:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 2
    #19376591 - 01/06/14 10:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I think christians are afraid that if they aren't the majority, they will get treated as badly as they have treated everyone else. A persecuted christian has never been spotted in the U.S.A., though rumors persist.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #19376597 - 01/06/14 10:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Have some examples to share?

I think Christians get portrayed fairly well when compared to other groups--like Muslims, for example.

Christians complaining about their portrayal by the media is the equivalent of complaining about a paper cut to someone who just got their leg blown off by a landmine.

Pretty sure the example Jesus left behind was one of selfless service to the truly unfortunate, no?


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 2
    #19376613 - 01/06/14 10:08 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Are there any politicians that can run as an atheist?  No chance, the media in the US would destroy him.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: shivas.wisdom] * 1
    #19376616 - 01/06/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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shivas.wisdom said:
Have some examples to share?

I think Christians get portrayed fairly well when compared to other groups--like Muslims, for example.

Christians complaining about their portrayal by the media is the equivalent of complaining about a paper cut to someone who just got their leg blown off by a landmine.

Pretty sure the example Jesus left behind was one of selfless service to the truly unfortunate, no?



No, I don't have specific any examples to share, but if it wasn't happening, this satirical article wouldn't exist. It's mostly in little comments that are made that make it seem like Christians can't think for themselves.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted]
    #19376629 - 01/06/14 10:12 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.




The majority of Christians are closed-minded, being a intellectual and a christian do not mix.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #19376632 - 01/06/14 10:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm not saying that every portrayal of christians in the main stream media is positive--sometimes they are shown in an unfavourable light.

My point is that, relative to pretty much every other identifiable group, christians are getting a pretty good deal--and to focus on your own minor grievances to the extent that you begin to lose perspective is, frankly, not very christian like.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: qman] * 1
    #19376645 - 01/06/14 10:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.




The majority of Christians are closed-minded, being a intellectual and a christian do not mix.



sure they do, I have met plenty. you're not trying.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted] * 2
    #19376650 - 01/06/14 10:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ask Matthew Shepard what it feels like to persecute a christian.
Ask any American muslim what it feels like to persecute a christian.
Ask an openly pagan person how it feels to persecute a christian.
Ask me, I'm the only one on this list who comes close to it.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: Rockhound]
    #19376664 - 01/06/14 10:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

christians are sheep and cant think for themselves

thats what i think

like if u seriously believe in god then wtf is wrong with you? do you believe in magic too? what about santa and the tooth fairy?


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: Bassfreak]
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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: MilkdudTitties]
    #19376680 - 01/06/14 10:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

like im talkin about christains in general. not so much the article OP posted


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted]
    #19376689 - 01/06/14 10:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.




The majority of Christians are closed-minded, being a intellectual and a christian do not mix.



sure they do, I have met plenty. you're not trying.






Having a defined belief system based on faith is not being open-minded, the majority of Christians never questioned their belief system, they just believe what they are told.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: Bassfreak]
    #19376697 - 01/06/14 10:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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like im talkin about christains in general. not so much the article OP posted




christians in general do what the OP article stated.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted]
    #19376705 - 01/06/14 10:35 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.



At church they're all christians, they have no hate to give. Church is like going to a concert, it's all in solidarity.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: morrowasted] * 4
    #19376724 - 01/06/14 10:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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morrowasted said:
I think the mainstream media has been pretty unfair to christians lately. I get the impression that christians are closed-minded and hateful people from the media, but when I go to church I get exactly the opposite impression.




Yes Christians do some nice things, just like atheists do.
However the majority of Christian denominations (and other religions) are horrible bigots when it comes to things they do not approve of / are scared of, eg: gay marriage.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
    #19376726 - 01/06/14 10:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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However the majority of Christian denominations (and other denominations) are horrible bigots when it comes to things they do not approve of / are scared of, eg: gay marriage.



Depends on where you live.


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Re: Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week [Re: KremrBigSikter] * 5
    #19376734 - 01/06/14 10:44 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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However the majority of Christian denominations (and other denominations) are horrible bigots when it comes to things they do not approve of / are scared of, eg: gay marriage.



Depends on where you live.




Not really. As stated the majority of Christian denominations are explicitly against gay marriage. A few are fine with it, the majority spend tons of money and effort into attempting to stop something that doesn't affect them at all. If an individual Christian belongs to one of the aforementioned denominations and is pro gay marriage, then they really are not following their faith.


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