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NotTheDevil
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I know what I want to do when I'm old
#19375789 - 01/06/14 04:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I will modify my left arm into that of a cyborg, and if I screw up I'll only lose a few years anyway
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nicechrisman
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19375854 - 01/06/14 05:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zee007
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: nicechrisman]
#19375862 - 01/06/14 05:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Or just die if you can't stop the bleeding
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andrewmurray86
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: zee007]
#19375867 - 01/06/14 05:21 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll probably drink wine and coffee when I am old. I imagine just once as an octogenarian I will go on a road trip and just be all old and share my wisdom with young folks.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19375869 - 01/06/14 05:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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zee007 said: Or just die if you can't stop the bleeding 
Thats why I said " if I screw up I'll only lose a few years anyway" this is for when I'm old. I have a good 50+ years to plan it out.
I think I'll start on a finger.
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andrewmurray86 said: I'll probably drink wine and coffee when I am old. I imagine just once as an octogenarian I will go on a road trip and just be all old and share my wisdom with young folks.
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Konyap

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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19375879 - 01/06/14 05:28 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'll prbaboly become a hipster or something
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my3rdeye



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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: Konyap]
#19375999 - 01/06/14 06:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't cut off your fapping arm.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: my3rdeye]
#19376012 - 01/06/14 06:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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my3rdeye said: Don't cut off your fapping arm.
and thats why I said my left arm
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hidenseek1
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19376138 - 01/06/14 07:37 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: hidenseek1]
#19376173 - 01/06/14 07:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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hidenseek1 said: http://web.archive.org/web/20010406023028/http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/6914/ABOUT_ME_PAGE_1.html
Thats um... special. I'll possibly be implanting parts into my limb, not removing it.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19389266 - 01/08/14 04:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Update: I've thought of an idea of what to implant, and a basic (not completely detailed) procedure for how to do it.
What: a light
How: remove section of phalanx bone replace with biocompatible light source
What is it: open cell titanium foam coated in CaP and gelatin on the ends that are inserted into bone, then solid titanium, then a titanium capsule containing a battery, charger, circuit, and Led. Cell has a cubic zirconia window; glow escapes through flesh. refer to diagram 1
Procedure: Clean everything, inject nerves at base of finger with anaesthetic, make incision on side of first section of finger, cut out middle of bone. insert implant, close up, more regional aesthetic, splint finger, insnufflate diacetyl morphine, wait to heal.
Diagrams:
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FruitOfLife
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19389284 - 01/08/14 05:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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my3rdeye said: Don't cut off your fapping arm.
and thats why I said my left arm 
I dont think you will have to worry about fapping 50+ years from now lol
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Magicman69
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: andrewmurray86]
#19389303 - 01/08/14 05:03 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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andrewmurray86 said: I'll probably drink wine and coffee when I am old.
You don't do that already? Coffee is a must for me every morning. Red wine is amazing with a nice steak. Hopefully I'll be eating more nice steaks as I get older
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: FruitOfLife]
#19389499 - 01/08/14 05:28 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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FruitOfLife said:
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NotTheDevil said:
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my3rdeye said: Don't cut off your fapping arm.
and thats why I said my left arm 
I dont think you will have to worry about fapping 50+ years from now lol
If I'm alive, I'm fapping.
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UncockBlock
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil]
#19389509 - 01/08/14 05:30 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pull a hunter s thompson.
Big ass revolver to the dome.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: UncockBlock]
#19389540 - 01/08/14 05:35 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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UncockBlock said: Pull a hunter s thompson.
Big ass revolver to the dome.
I thought of adding weapons, but then I couldn’t board air planes without performing surgery.
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UncockBlock
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: NotTheDevil] 1
#19389575 - 01/08/14 05:39 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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NotTheDevil said:
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UncockBlock said: Pull a hunter s thompson.
Big ass revolver to the dome.
I thought of adding weapons, but then I couldn’t board air planes without performing surgery.
Unless you claimed it was seeing eye gun or seizure sensing automatic medicine releaser.
Just have to use you head man, those TSA guys don't know shit.
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NotTheDevil
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Re: I know what I want to do when I'm old [Re: UncockBlock]
#19389626 - 01/08/14 05:46 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe they'd let an unloaded coil gun through.
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