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Invisibletravelleler
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: danlennon3]
    #19375757 - 01/06/14 03:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: travelleler]
    #19375762 - 01/06/14 03:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Amphetamines and stimulants.  Every time.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375773 - 01/06/14 04:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yohimbe bark is great.

Ive got the hook up :pm:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375863 - 01/06/14 05:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

TopPmz said:
Quote:

Bologna said:
eye drops



:lolsy:




Not fucking funny.

Quote:

mindOmy said:
Quote:


In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...






hahah no no! this is your post, no matter what, you have GOD MODE activated..
Im just a runner up :crazy2:

But hey im glad for ya man! Im sure it was a stress relieving total blast  :wellholyshit:




Dude getting laid for the first time in months is just better than anything there is. Plus it's a straight dude so I don't have to worry about gay guy drama :cool:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #19375866 - 01/06/14 05:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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goldcaphunter said:
Weed. I dont know what it is but every time I smoke I have to whack off. I'd imagine its the same for some woman out there.....at least to an extent.




Weed makes me so horny that I fucking understand shit with my penis lol...

I'll look into that bark stuff; I'll PM you once I'm sure we won't get in trouble.


SINCE I FUCKING LIVE ON MY OWN NOW I WILL GET TO FUCK ALL I WANT :datass: :justcantwait:

Man I'm happy. And horny. So thanks for the suggestions.


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375883 - 01/06/14 05:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

how was the mental institution. your friend came on here to tell us you were in there.

Some people were saying they think it was you pretending to be someone else, and pretending you went to a mental institution. 

I agree with that i think you were faking.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: teamkiller]
    #19375897 - 01/06/14 05:36 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

teamkiller said:
how was the mental institution. your friend came on here to tell us you were in there.

Some people were saying they think it was you pretending to be someone else, and pretending you went to a mental institution. 

I agree with that i think you were faking.




Well, then :dumbass:

I'll be posting ER and psych hospital papers with my last name marked out in reply to all my 0's. You add nothing to my life, Teamkiller. Nothing.


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Back, bitches.
st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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OfflineConstantine
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19375904 - 01/06/14 05:39 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Offlinest1llnox
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Constantine]
    #19375912 - 01/06/14 05:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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OfflineConstantine
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375920 - 01/06/14 05:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.




You sure do flame a lot, that's pretty unshroomy brah.



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OfflineViscousGoo
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375932 - 01/06/14 05:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

psych ward trip report?


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OfflineTheMovement
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19376103 - 01/06/14 07:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My cock seems to be the best aphrodisiac.  also, just got laid.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Constantine]
    #19376202 - 01/06/14 08:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Bologna said:
eye drops



Quote:

Constantine said:






this can be deadly, it's a vasoconstrictor


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OfflineConstantine
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19376297 - 01/06/14 08:33 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Yes, but apparently it didn't kill him since he was posting again from his puppet one day after his suicide attempt.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #19376760 - 01/06/14 10:51 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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danlennon3 said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...





Even though it may be safe and it is your GF, thats still fucked up that you slip it into her drink. :thumbdown:



His girlfriend takes it willingly to and is okay with it. It's more like surprise i made you horny.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: King Klick]
    #19377007 - 01/06/14 11:52 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ghb


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19377010 - 01/06/14 11:53 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Kratom all the way.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19377246 - 01/06/14 01:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:




I didn't know you were gay? Idk why but this has raised my opinion of you tremendously. I feel like I respect you again.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19377269 - 01/06/14 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My wife swears the smell of nag champas makes her hot.:blush:


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save yourself some time and click this

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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: nne-DeMiTri]
    #19377303 - 01/06/14 01:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ghb



Lmao


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