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OldHam


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Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public
#19375620 - 01/06/14 02:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ya taggard twat....
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OldHam


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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: OldHam]
#19375646 - 01/06/14 02:29 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I like this one, heard it on a bus in San Antonio...."you dicknosed cocksucker".
just the visual....lol
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ViscousGoo
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: OldHam]
#19375774 - 01/06/14 04:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Someone told my little brother on an airplane "if I was giving you skydiving lessons I wouldnt give you a parachute!"
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: ViscousGoo]
#19375785 - 01/06/14 04:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"you walk in my house like that again I might put a bullet in your head" in the same day "tell your brother I said what up" after I related my bro was a humilitous meathead to my friends
Edited by Konyap (01/06/14 04:14 AM)
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dirty
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: Konyap]
#19375908 - 01/06/14 05:42 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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my buddy dumped his girl during a fight with the phrase "go fuck yourself wit your finger"
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KremrBigSikter
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: Konyap]
#19375911 - 01/06/14 05:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Halts maul du Pisse! (or something similar) On a flight from Tegel to Alicante, a guy in a roor tee shirt across the aisle would not shut up and spewed this sort of stuff continuously for an hour to everyone who looked at him. When I really wanted to sleep. The stewardesses tried to give him a yellow card or something which didn't work.
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hidenseek1
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: KremrBigSikter]
#19376110 - 01/06/14 07:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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i guess this is kinda unrelated to this thread,as im the only one who uses it, but in a CS server i play on theres a ton of sound clips that play if you type certain words, and they have a clip of this song
the clip that plays in the game is 23-46 seconds in the video i posted
and now i like using the "insult" Rama Lama Ding Dong
eg; Whos the rama lama ding dong that spilt the coffee on the floor
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: hidenseek1]
#19376124 - 01/06/14 07:32 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Well guess what?????
You ain't ma baby daddy!!!"
Legit...
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: RavageTheEarth]
#19376149 - 01/06/14 07:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"You're a thief and a murderer and you killed a baboon and stole its face!"
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TrentBoyett
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: shivas.wisdom]
#19385175 - 01/07/14 09:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Bump.
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KingKnowledge
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: dirty]
#19385193 - 01/07/14 09:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
dirty said: my buddy dumped his girl during a fight with the phrase "go fuck yourself wit your finger"
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koods
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: KingKnowledge] 2
#19385212 - 01/07/14 09:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I called an old lady at CVS a miserable cunt after she berated and mocked the cashier for having a foreign accent.
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: koods]
#19385216 - 01/07/14 09:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I hope you feel good about yourself. Really.
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schwarg



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Just cause she's old doesn't mean she should get special treatment for being a racist hag.
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something super extreme
NIGGA YOU A FUCK NIGGA!


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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: schwarg] 1
#19385230 - 01/07/14 09:33 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hence why I said what I said.
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koods
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Yeah, he wasn't being sarcastic this time.
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qbe
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A buddy of mine told a ref at one of our games "Are you pregnant, you missed two periods?"
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: qbe]
#19385331 - 01/07/14 09:51 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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"Is your face bothering you"? "No, why"? "Hm .. itssure bothering me"
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drkkenny
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: OldHam]
#19385393 - 01/07/14 10:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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I've never heard many insults, I usually don't go out into public much, usually laying low somewhere. I recently bought a house in michigan and were all partying there. Some friends have been staying here for a few weeks, and they rarely leave either. I usually will see them together on my way in, they literally never separate. I've never seen them once not together, lets just say that. I've been studying this couple that I recently saw at a party, and one of them approached me and asked me if I used to be a doctor in London. I recently received news that someone ascended to the rank of official doctor & felt he achieved a great goal indeed. This goal was so great that he decided to inform the office that he was going to decorate the entire office to a new color. He picked the color blue & we all agreed. Noone in the office rose to object to this vote of color, and you could see they were all worn out & noone had enough energy to exert the power to alter the vote process, for they took the punch in Italy. I remember when they first took the punch, was way back in the day now I come to think of it, maybe 97, or maybe it dates to viet nam, but anyway I'm in from the Cruise and was looking for a fella about a missing dog. They came around here asking me about this mut gone msissing & was to tell the good old office a little of what I knew on the subject on account from studying law for three years in college, and that was that the dog must have ran off with another dog in the neighborhood & they mighta got into a rough altercation, or two mutts mighta been on each other for a bit of it and went to the other way with another dog, and they might see the dogs going off and say what dog is he going off with right noiw or is that with a new dogthis time, for they were quick to get in on the dogs for that kinda stuff y'nkow and take em to the woods for a good cleaning and what not. We might put em to the market for a bit, or run em around with a treat, lure em to the treat they won't suspect a thing I reckon, how they could realize that if they was in Montgomery the day it happened, know what I mean?
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KingKnowledge
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Re: Whats the worst insult you ever heard in public [Re: drkkenny] 2
#19385400 - 01/07/14 10:02 PM (10 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
drkkenny said: know what I mean?
can't say I ever do, drkkenny.
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