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Jesus Christ tell me a joke... * 4
    #19375518 - 01/06/14 01:30 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent.
He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face.
The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent:
Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa!

See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker?
But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam]
    #19375528 - 01/06/14 01:32 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

lol...you fucked a goat?


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam]
    #19375531 - 01/06/14 01:33 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

I was the guy at pubs...always telling the loudest jokes.
Well, that and getting naked.


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #19375550 - 01/06/14 01:41 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

I needed a good 4am laugh just before sleep. :awesomenod:


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Tmethyl]
    #19375554 - 01/06/14 01:44 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

T! Good night you sweet angel!


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
    #19375559 - 01/06/14 01:46 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

whats the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak!

BA-DMM TSST


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19375563 - 01/06/14 01:48 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

that joke. was amazing


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam] * 1
    #19375566 - 01/06/14 01:51 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

High on toilet said:
All alone while I play with my penis.




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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
    #19375582 - 01/06/14 01:57 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese:grin:


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: LiquidGlass]
    #19375615 - 01/06/14 02:14 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

ewwww, we got a few good ones.
There always better in person with about 4 cup in ya.



hmmm,,,
*furiously looking up jokes online*


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
    #19377222 - 01/06/14 01:21 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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LiquidGlass said:
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese:grin:



:thisisterrible:
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Dr.Tooty said:
T! Good night you sweet angel!



:whateveryousayfreak:


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