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OldHam


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Jesus Christ tell me a joke... 4
#19375518 - 01/06/14 01:30 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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An old man walks into a pub in Scottland, his feet shuffling, his back bent. He drags himself onto a stool and orders a beer. Placing the full glass in front of him, the bartender inquires upon his sad face. The man answers with a smoky and trembling voice and a Scottish accent: Ah, tell ya man! This pub, this very pub we're just sitting in. I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Pubmaker? Naa!
See the wall over there, that protects our town? I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Wallmaker? And the bridge, you know, that crosses our river, I built it, with me own hands! But do they call me the Bridgemaker? But I tell ya, man! YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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Dr.Tooty
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam]
#19375528 - 01/06/14 01:32 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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lol...you fucked a goat?
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OldHam


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam]
#19375531 - 01/06/14 01:33 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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I was the guy at pubs...always telling the loudest jokes. Well, that and getting naked.
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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Tmethyl
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam] 1
#19375550 - 01/06/14 01:41 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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I needed a good 4am laugh just before sleep.
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Dr.Tooty
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Tmethyl]
#19375554 - 01/06/14 01:44 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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T! Good night you sweet angel!
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Soulidarity
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
#19375559 - 01/06/14 01:46 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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whats the difference between anal and oral?
Oral makes your day, anal makes your hole weak!
BA-DMM TSST
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Soulidarity]
#19375563 - 01/06/14 01:48 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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that joke. was amazing
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: OldHam] 1
#19375566 - 01/06/14 01:51 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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Quote:
High on toilet said: All alone while I play with my penis.
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
#19375582 - 01/06/14 01:57 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
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OldHam


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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: LiquidGlass]
#19375615 - 01/06/14 02:14 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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ewwww, we got a few good ones. There always better in person with about 4 cup in ya.
hmmm,,, *furiously looking up jokes online*
-------------------- The Shallows, Chapter 7, Nicholas Carr
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Re: Jesus Christ tell me a joke... [Re: Dr.Tooty]
#19377222 - 01/06/14 01:21 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Quote:
LiquidGlass said: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
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Dr.Tooty said: T! Good night you sweet angel!
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