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Best aphrodisiacs? And post when you get laid! What enhancers work best and how?
    #19375329 - 01/05/14 11:47 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Couldn't decide between the trophy or the happy face icon for this. Buuuuut....

Post when you get laid. I'll start... :datass:

Happy humping. DON'T FORGET TO REPORT IN!!! :headboard:



Also, what are some practical aphrodisiacs (As in... like, not molly).


This sounds dumb but dileriant doses of diphenhydramine (Benadryl) turns me into a horny caveman.


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375343 - 01/05/14 11:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude last time I drank Damiana tea and it really is a decent aphrodisiac.  what's better??  make damiana tea, which has a minty taste, and then use the tea to make hot chocolate.  Yum!


tasstes great...  :borat:


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: travelleler]
    #19375365 - 01/06/14 12:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:foreveralone:


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19375368 - 01/06/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Ferk this thread. :noway2:


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Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: travelleler]
    #19375378 - 01/06/14 12:13 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

travelleler said:
dude last time I drank Damiana tea and it really is a decent aphrodisiac.  what's better??  make damiana tea, which has a minty taste, and then use the tea to make hot chocolate.  Yum!


tasstes great...  :borat:




Does this make your wang feel better?

And did the person who said "ferk this thread" get laid? Cause I don't think he's technically allowed or supposed to post based on the title :shrug:

I changed it cause aphrodisiacs sound awesome.


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
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Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375390 - 01/06/14 12:17 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375392 - 01/06/14 12:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.

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Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375397 - 01/06/14 12:20 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:


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st1lln0x: so i'm on weed, temazepam, adderall, dexedrine, dxm, dph, alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, tryptophan, GABA, and kratom
Cavemen_savemen: st1lln0x, do you feel like a robot yet?
st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375411 - 01/06/14 12:27 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:


In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...






hahah no no! this is your post, no matter what, you have GOD MODE activated..
Im just a runner up :crazy2:

But hey im glad for ya man! Im sure it was a stress relieving total blast  :wellholyshit:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375450 - 01/06/14 12:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:




:awenuhuh:

how dare you not acknowledge me since i just said what you said b4 you said it using to same quote i used to say what you said!


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375470 - 01/06/14 01:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.






:lamastare: 
So sorry I didnt see it evileye001!! I own you a rating my fellow lad!
And yesss.. a toast to us!  :cheersyoufuck:


And to our future days of great love making to the wonderful cult named women!! haha

EDIT: just realized you wernt talking to me..... :badmanthisfeels:
        Still receives rating..


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19375476 - 01/06/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

High on toilet said:
Catnip.



:manofapproval:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy] * 2
    #19375477 - 01/06/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

eye drops


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375482 - 01/06/14 01:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

mindOmy said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.






:lamastare: 
So sorry I didnt see it evileye001!! I own you a rating my fellow lad!
And yesss.. a toast to us!  :cheersyoufuck:


And to our future days of great love making to the wonderful cult named women!! haha

EDIT: just realized you wernt talking to me..... :badmanthisfeels:
        Still receives rating..



:lolsy:

still a nice post none the less.:thumbup:

sweet


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375490 - 01/06/14 01:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Maca powder- first time I took it fucking a wall would have gotten me off
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375502 - 01/06/14 01:22 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...


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Edited by evileye001 (01/06/14 01:23 AM)


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Bologna]
    #19375507 - 01/06/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Bologna said:
eye drops



:lolsy:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: TopPmz]
    #19375520 - 01/06/14 01:30 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eat as many avocados as you possibly can eat and I swear for 2 days youllfuckANYTHING with a pulse.  Oh and I just got laid by my gf


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19375616 - 01/06/14 02:15 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Weed. I dont know what it is but every time I smoke I have to whack off. I'd imagine its the same for some woman out there.....at least to an extent.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375692 - 01/06/14 02:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...





Even though it may be safe and it is your GF, thats still fucked up that you slip it into her drink. :thumbdown:


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