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Best aphrodisiacs? And post when you get laid! What enhancers work best and how?
    #19375329 - 01/05/14 11:47 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Couldn't decide between the trophy or the happy face icon for this. Buuuuut....

Post when you get laid. I'll start... :datass:

Happy humping. DON'T FORGET TO REPORT IN!!! :headboard:



Also, what are some practical aphrodisiacs (As in... like, not molly).


This sounds dumb but dileriant doses of diphenhydramine (Benadryl) turns me into a horny caveman.


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375343 - 01/05/14 11:53 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

dude last time I drank Damiana tea and it really is a decent aphrodisiac.  what's better??  make damiana tea, which has a minty taste, and then use the tea to make hot chocolate.  Yum!


tasstes great...  :borat:


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: travelleler]
    #19375365 - 01/06/14 12:04 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

:foreveralone:


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Re: The POST WHEN YOU GET LAID thread [Re: Soulidarity]
    #19375368 - 01/06/14 12:07 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Ferk this thread. :noway2:


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Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: travelleler]
    #19375378 - 01/06/14 12:13 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

travelleler said:
dude last time I drank Damiana tea and it really is a decent aphrodisiac.  what's better??  make damiana tea, which has a minty taste, and then use the tea to make hot chocolate.  Yum!


tasstes great...  :borat:




Does this make your wang feel better?

And did the person who said "ferk this thread" get laid? Cause I don't think he's technically allowed or supposed to post based on the title :shrug:

I changed it cause aphrodisiacs sound awesome.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375390 - 01/06/14 12:17 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375392 - 01/06/14 12:18 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.

STAL
Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375397 - 01/06/14 12:20 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375411 - 01/06/14 12:27 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:


In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...






hahah no no! this is your post, no matter what, you have GOD MODE activated..
Im just a runner up :crazy2:

But hey im glad for ya man! Im sure it was a stress relieving total blast  :wellholyshit:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375450 - 01/06/14 12:50 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:




:awenuhuh:

how dare you not acknowledge me since i just said what you said b4 you said it using to same quote i used to say what you said!


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375470 - 01/06/14 01:02 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.






:lamastare: 
So sorry I didnt see it evileye001!! I own you a rating my fellow lad!
And yesss.. a toast to us!  :cheersyoufuck:


And to our future days of great love making to the wonderful cult named women!! haha

EDIT: just realized you wernt talking to me..... :badmanthisfeels:
        Still receives rating..


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19375476 - 01/06/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

High on toilet said:
Catnip.



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy] * 2
    #19375477 - 01/06/14 01:05 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

eye drops


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375482 - 01/06/14 01:11 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

mindOmy said:
Quote:

evileye001 said:
yea i have a serious relationship. so ill post. again in a few day every 1-5 days from now on...

:smug:

look at that. i got laid tonight.






:lamastare: 
So sorry I didnt see it evileye001!! I own you a rating my fellow lad!
And yesss.. a toast to us!  :cheersyoufuck:


And to our future days of great love making to the wonderful cult named women!! haha

EDIT: just realized you wernt talking to me..... :badmanthisfeels:
        Still receives rating..



:lolsy:

still a nice post none the less.:thumbup:

sweet


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375490 - 01/06/14 01:19 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Maca powder- first time I took it fucking a wall would have gotten me off
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375502 - 01/06/14 01:22 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Bologna]
    #19375507 - 01/06/14 01:24 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

Bologna said:
eye drops



:lolsy:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: TopPmz]
    #19375520 - 01/06/14 01:30 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Eat as many avocados as you possibly can eat and I swear for 2 days youllfuckANYTHING with a pulse.  Oh and I just got laid by my gf


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19375616 - 01/06/14 02:15 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Weed. I dont know what it is but every time I smoke I have to whack off. I'd imagine its the same for some woman out there.....at least to an extent.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: evileye001]
    #19375692 - 01/06/14 02:58 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

evileye001 said:
to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...





Even though it may be safe and it is your GF, thats still fucked up that you slip it into her drink. :thumbdown:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: danlennon3]
    #19375757 - 01/06/14 03:52 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: travelleler]
    #19375762 - 01/06/14 03:56 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Amphetamines and stimulants.  Every time.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375773 - 01/06/14 04:03 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Yohimbe bark is great.

Ive got the hook up :pm:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: mindOmy]
    #19375863 - 01/06/14 05:18 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

TopPmz said:
Quote:

Bologna said:
eye drops



:lolsy:




Not fucking funny.

Quote:

mindOmy said:
Quote:


In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...






hahah no no! this is your post, no matter what, you have GOD MODE activated..
Im just a runner up :crazy2:

But hey im glad for ya man! Im sure it was a stress relieving total blast  :wellholyshit:




Dude getting laid for the first time in months is just better than anything there is. Plus it's a straight dude so I don't have to worry about gay guy drama :cool:


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #19375866 - 01/06/14 05:20 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

goldcaphunter said:
Weed. I dont know what it is but every time I smoke I have to whack off. I'd imagine its the same for some woman out there.....at least to an extent.




Weed makes me so horny that I fucking understand shit with my penis lol...

I'll look into that bark stuff; I'll PM you once I'm sure we won't get in trouble.


SINCE I FUCKING LIVE ON MY OWN NOW I WILL GET TO FUCK ALL I WANT :datass: :justcantwait:

Man I'm happy. And horny. So thanks for the suggestions.


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st1lln0x: I feel like a fucking Gundam
Click to friend me on Steam for Counter-Strike
:crankey: IS LIFE SKULLFUCKING YOU!? HAVE SOME FREE MORALE! :awesomenod:
Click if you want to feel you alone can do it! Click if you want to feel confident and beastly! Click if you want courage to let go and move on! And click the message if you need someone to talk to -- I'll understand, even if we "hate" each other on here :hug: :sun:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375883 - 01/06/14 05:29 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

how was the mental institution. your friend came on here to tell us you were in there.

Some people were saying they think it was you pretending to be someone else, and pretending you went to a mental institution. 

I agree with that i think you were faking.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: teamkiller]
    #19375897 - 01/06/14 05:36 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

teamkiller said:
how was the mental institution. your friend came on here to tell us you were in there.

Some people were saying they think it was you pretending to be someone else, and pretending you went to a mental institution. 

I agree with that i think you were faking.




Well, then :dumbass:

I'll be posting ER and psych hospital papers with my last name marked out in reply to all my 0's. You add nothing to my life, Teamkiller. Nothing.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox] * 1
    #19375904 - 01/06/14 05:39 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Constantine]
    #19375912 - 01/06/14 05:43 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375920 - 01/06/14 05:48 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Quote:

st1llnox said:
I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.




You sure do flame a lot, that's pretty unshroomy brah.



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19375932 - 01/06/14 05:58 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

psych ward trip report?


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19376103 - 01/06/14 07:22 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

My cock seems to be the best aphrodisiac.  also, just got laid.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Constantine]
    #19376202 - 01/06/14 08:04 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

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Bologna said:
eye drops



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this can be deadly, it's a vasoconstrictor


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #19376297 - 01/06/14 08:33 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Yes, but apparently it didn't kill him since he was posting again from his puppet one day after his suicide attempt.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: danlennon3] * 1
    #19376760 - 01/06/14 10:51 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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to op,s edited thread...



http://www.rakuten.com/prod/spanish-fly/245469887.html?listingId=316406884

can find at local sex shop where i live. slip a few drops into her drink or whatever and works pretty well. not a mirical but i can tell the difference. not a creeper, been with my gf for 5 years and it can bring out a bit of spark in there if you know what i mean. 1-5 days to 1-2 days of posting here...

iv told her i slip it once in a while, not like she is complaining...





Even though it may be safe and it is your GF, thats still fucked up that you slip it into her drink. :thumbdown:



His girlfriend takes it willingly to and is okay with it. It's more like surprise i made you horny.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: King Klick]
    #19377007 - 01/06/14 11:52 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Ghb


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: ImFukNCLUELESS]
    #19377010 - 01/06/14 11:53 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Kratom all the way.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19377246 - 01/06/14 01:29 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Quote:

mindOmy said:
does every night by your sexy girlfriend of two years and still gives head like first date count? :itwasgoodforme:




In a game like this, we technically would call this a cheat code...


BUT YOU FUCKING WIN!!!!!

I'm just so happy cause I had some great sex with a hot dude with TONS of chest hair and I hadn't been laid in like a FUCKING YEAR. :zomgzomgzomg:

BUT YEAH YOU WIN MINDOMY :cookiemonster:




I didn't know you were gay? Idk why but this has raised my opinion of you tremendously. I feel like I respect you again.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Crystal G]
    #19377269 - 01/06/14 01:34 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

My wife swears the smell of nag champas makes her hot.:blush:


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: nne-DeMiTri]
    #19377303 - 01/06/14 01:42 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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ghb



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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: nne-DeMiTri]
    #19377337 - 01/06/14 01:51 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

ghb is great fun. I wouldnt dose people with it but taking it has me feeling very sensual.


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Re: Best aphrodisiacs? And post when you get laid! What enhancers work best and how? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19377404 - 01/06/14 02:10 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I've been getting laid every night it's been wild, 2-3 times a night.  My balls hurt some days, but I have two women in my life right now.  This is more pain and struggle than anything I don't recommend it.  No need to say more half of you won't believe me n e way.

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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox] * 4
    #19377935 - 01/06/14 04:05 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.





You were posting in OTD with your puppet during your time "in the psych ward." you can't pull the wool over everyones eyes. Faking a suicide attempt for attention on a message board is some low shit.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #19378601 - 01/06/14 06:31 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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st1llnox said:
I spent new years in a psych ward, a-hole. (Ban me if you want; I'm on 3 benzos, gapabentin, an ambien). Those kind can't kill you anyway.





You were posting in OTD with your puppet during your time "in the psych ward." you can't pull the wool over everyones eyes. Faking a suicide attempt for attention on a message board is some low shit.




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Re: Best aphrodisiacs? And post when you get laid! What enhancers work best and how? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19378616 - 01/06/14 06:34 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Also, what are some practical aphrodisiacs (As in... like, not molly).






Rubbing congealed goat blood along my semi-erect shaft under the glistening light of a full moon.
Shit turns me into a fucking horny madman.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378646 - 01/06/14 06:38 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Bananas.


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Re: Aphrodisiacs? And POST WHEN YOU GET LAID... What enhances best? [Re: st1llnox]
    #19378660 - 01/06/14 06:42 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Buds? :happyweed:


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Re: Best aphrodisiacs? And post when you get laid! What enhancers work best and how? [Re: something super extreme]
    #19378711 - 01/06/14 06:50 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Quote:

sVs said:
Quote:

st1llnox said:



Also, what are some practical aphrodisiacs (As in... like, not molly).






Rubbing congealed goat blood along my semi-erect shaft under the glistening light of a full moon.
Shit turns me into a fucking horny madman.




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