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TheSheph
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Standard Sex
#19372676 - 01/05/14 12:23 PM (10 years, 26 days ago) |
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Reading through some threads on deviant sex, I am curious to hear what people think is standard sex. The idea of deviant sex is anything that is outside of the norm or standard sex. So what is your idea of standard sex?
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
#19373030 - 01/05/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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While I believe the standard is Missionary at least for Americans .
A standard round in my bedroom is usually 10 positions and a whole lotta O la la .
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: HeroMike]
#19373230 - 01/05/14 02:20 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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Thanks for the response! What makes you believe that missionary is standard?
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
#19375164 - 01/05/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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Bitches love missionary
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: 1620]
#19375537 - 01/06/14 01:35 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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Missionary without oral sex and no foreplay
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With the lights off.......
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
#19376785 - 01/06/14 11:00 AM (10 years, 25 days ago) |
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exactly. my ex took a sexuality class once and they pretty much considered anything outside of missionary with the lights off to be "queer". My gf tells me the guys she's been with only did missionary with no foreplay. God I have it easy
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Standard sex is sex without LSD. My partner and I are freakier than normal people as far as regular sex goes, so when acid gets introduced to the equation..
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empty space said: Standard sex is sex without LSD. My partner and I are freakier than normal people as far as regular sex goes, so when acid gets introduced to the equation..
Same here man
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Black_Sunset said: exactly. my ex took a sexuality class once and they pretty much considered anything outside of missionary with the lights off to be "queer". My gf tells me the guys she's been with only did missionary with no foreplay. God I have it easy
Seriously? I feel like that is the exception not the rule.
People say that missionary is "standard" but I don't think many people actually only have missionary sex.
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How shitty would sex be if it were only missionary sex?
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Patlal]
#19377237 - 01/06/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Probably not shitty at all because there would be no buttsex!
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Nicely done Sir, nicely done
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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
#19377854 - 01/06/14 03:44 PM (10 years, 24 days ago) |
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Missionary to 69ing and doggystyle and everything inbetween.
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I never do anything crazy either, mostly doggy like bent over something or kneeling, or cowgirl if I'm on top, sometimes reverse. When he's on top it's never old boring 'missionary', I could be at the edge of the bed or flat on my back with my legs pulled back over me and thighs together, or with him in between and stuff like that.
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I'm a big fan of counters
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Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?
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Black_Sunset said: Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?
I couldn't disagree more. It's one of my least favourite positions.
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Black_Sunset said: Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?
I couldn't disagree more. It's one of my least favourite positions.
Really? I think it's one of the most intimate positions possible. You're wrapped up in her legs and you've got your arms around her and there's a lot of body contact. You can kiss and suck on necks and pull hair and choke. What's not to like?
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You have to hold yourself up on your arms which is super uncomfortable and tiring and it's hard to last long in that position (at least for me).
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i only like missionary if you are laying on your side and she's wrapped around you, that way you don't have to hold yourself up. Its much more enjoyable and comfortable.
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I really really enjoy Sex in the spooning position. Allows me to penetrate her deeply while playing with her clit and nibbling on her ears. I love waking up like that :-) She also tends to be very wet when first woken up, kind of like the female version of morning wood mmm so perfect.
I really like missionary with my girlfriend but most of the time its out of laziness. I agree that holding yourself up by your arms sucks, but this position is very pleasurable to the female as well, your groin stimulates her clit while your cock her g-spot.
My favorite position would probably be with her ass on the side of my bed, and me standing up fucking her while her legs are overmy shoulders. This position is perfect for hitting her g-spot like a champ.
I want to start doing other positions but I dont know any other than those 3 and doggy of course. Doggy doesnt seem to provide much female pleasure though
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TheMovement said: Doggy doesnt seem to provide much female pleasure though 
That has not been the case with any of the women I have slept with. Most women love it IME.
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TheMovement said: Doggy doesnt seem to provide much female pleasure though 
That has not been the case with any of the women I have slept with. Most women love it IME.
same here. Doggy makes my girl cum like no other.
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We like that position because it's easy for us to stimulate the clit if you're not doing it right jk jk
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