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Standard Sex
    #19372676 - 01/05/14 12:23 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Reading through some threads on deviant sex, I am curious to hear what people think is standard sex. The idea of deviant sex is anything that is outside of the norm or standard sex. So what is your idea of standard sex?


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
    #19373030 - 01/05/14 01:31 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

While I believe the standard is Missionary at least for Americans .


A standard round in my bedroom is usually 10 positions and a whole lotta O la la .:highfive1:


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: HeroMike]
    #19373230 - 01/05/14 02:20 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Thanks for the response! What makes you believe that missionary is standard?


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
    #19375164 - 01/05/14 10:39 PM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Bitches love missionary


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: 1620]
    #19375537 - 01/06/14 01:35 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

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Bitches love missionary




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Re: Standard Sex [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #19376575 - 01/06/14 09:56 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

Missionary without oral sex and no foreplay


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #19376720 - 01/06/14 10:40 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

With the lights off.......


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
    #19376785 - 01/06/14 11:00 AM (10 years, 25 days ago)

exactly. my ex took a sexuality class once and they pretty much considered anything outside of missionary with the lights off to be "queer". My gf tells me the guys she's been with only did missionary with no foreplay. God I have it easy


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #19377015 - 01/06/14 11:54 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Standard sex is sex without LSD. My partner and I are freakier than normal people as far as regular sex goes, so when acid gets introduced to the equation..

:bananabang:


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: empty space]
    #19377155 - 01/06/14 12:52 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Standard sex is sex without LSD. My partner and I are freakier than normal people as far as regular sex goes, so when acid gets introduced to the equation..

:bananabang:



Same here man


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #19377160 - 01/06/14 12:53 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Black_Sunset said:
exactly. my ex took a sexuality class once and they pretty much considered anything outside of missionary with the lights off to be "queer". My gf tells me the guys she's been with only did missionary with no foreplay. God I have it easy



Seriously?  I feel like that is the exception not the rule.

People say that missionary is "standard" but I don't think many people actually only have missionary sex.


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: pwnasaurus] * 1
    #19377219 - 01/06/14 01:20 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

How shitty would sex be if it were only missionary sex?


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Patlal]
    #19377237 - 01/06/14 01:26 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Probably not shitty at all because there would be no buttsex!


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: empty space]
    #19377428 - 01/06/14 02:13 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Nicely done Sir, nicely done


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: TheSheph]
    #19377854 - 01/06/14 03:44 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Missionary to 69ing and doggystyle and everything inbetween.


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: King Klick]
    #19380173 - 01/06/14 11:29 PM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I never do anything crazy either, mostly doggy like bent over something or kneeling, or cowgirl if I'm on top, sometimes reverse. When he's on top it's never old boring 'missionary', I could be at the edge of the bed or flat on my back with my legs pulled back over me and thighs together, or with him in between and stuff like that.


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19380299 - 01/07/14 12:13 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

I'm a big fan of counters :yesnod:


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19381810 - 01/07/14 10:52 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #19381827 - 01/07/14 10:55 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?



I couldn't disagree more.  It's one of my least favourite positions.


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Re: Standard Sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #19381922 - 01/07/14 11:19 AM (10 years, 24 days ago)

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Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
Anyway, missionary is totally the best position so who says "standard" sex is bad sex?



I couldn't disagree more.  It's one of my least favourite positions.




Really? I think it's one of the most intimate positions possible. You're wrapped up in her legs and you've got your arms around her and there's a lot of body contact. You can kiss and suck on necks and pull hair and choke. What's not to like?


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