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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19358582 - 01/02/14 01:34 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, crazy stuff.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Slate]
    #19358630 - 01/02/14 01:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

One time I was on E, and smoking a blunt at some unknown business complex. I had to take a piss, and left my car and friends to pee. It was really dark. There was this little four foot fence, so I figured I would jump the 4-5 foot fence and pee on the other side so they wouldn't see my huge wang (common courtesy). Turns out I was up on a two story platform, and this "four foot fence" was only to prevent you from falling off. I jumped over it, expecting to land immediately, but kept falling another 25 feet into this creek area, broke my leg and nobody could hear me screaming. They found me an 30 mins later, all wet and almost hypothermic


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19358670 - 01/02/14 01:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Another time, I was snowboarding in the backcountry and got caught in a tree hole for what seemed like forever. Thank god a good Samaritan came and helped me out, because the more I struggled the deeper I was sinking in. That was probably the scariest, but it's not as entertaining as the story above.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19358821 - 01/02/14 02:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Living with a good friend for ~3 years and watching him slip gradually into alcoholism, becoming more and more dishonest, violent, and unpredictable.

I'm moving out in 2 weeks and don't even know if I can keep up my friendship with him after some of the horrible shit he's done while drunk, but I will definitely try to get him to seek help for his substance abuse. :feelssadman:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: NetDiver]
    #19363351 - 01/03/14 01:08 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
Living with a good friend for ~3 years and watching him slip gradually into alcoholism, becoming more and more dishonest, violent, and unpredictable.

I'm moving out in 2 weeks and don't even know if I can keep up my friendship with him after some of the horrible shit he's done while drunk, but I will definitely try to get him to seek help for his substance abuse. :feelssadman:





Sorry to hear it man. Hope you guys figure that ish out, not worth losing a friend over.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Jack yo Self foo]
    #19367544 - 01/04/14 10:31 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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jacksonian said:
2 microdots of mescaline



No such thing. Probably DOx.




this was a while ago...there seem to be acronyms for everything these days..i don't bother learning it

looked like these





I had some of those in the 90's, they claimed it as "acid" "orange mini barrels". Ha, was an RC chem more than likely (I did not know about these RC chems until 2003). I took 2 and it took about an hour or so to kick in. I went to a Scarborough fair on them. I felt really sick to my stomach for the first hour or so and it was a strange trip.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #19368041 - 01/04/14 12:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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jacksonian said:
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jacksonian said:
2 microdots of mescaline



No such thing. Probably DOx.




this was a while ago...there seem to be acronyms for everything these days..i don't bother learning it

looked like these





I had some of those in the 90's, they claimed it as "acid" "orange mini barrels". Ha, was an RC chem more than likely (I did not know about these RC chems until 2003). I took 2 and it took about an hour or so to kick in. I went to a Scarborough fair on them. I felt really sick to my stomach for the first hour or so and it was a strange trip.



How long did it last? I've come across lsd microdots earlier this year, I wish i would have tried em.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Legend]
    #19368237 - 01/04/14 01:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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How long did it last? I've come across lsd microdots earlier this year, I wish i would have tried em.




Dont quite remeber to be honest...they come on STRONG when they do kick in though

that much i do remeber...i'd guess 4-6 hours..sheyt maybe longer the more I think about it


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19368245 - 01/04/14 01:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Gun in my mouth TWICE due to a "few" misunderstandings...


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: rulesq]
    #19368654 - 01/04/14 02:43 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I DEMAND more stories!

One time I was at a high school/college party. (in Wisconsin we party together) and the party was busted. Me and my 14 year old friend who I brought to his first party, was sitting outside covered in paper towels and vomit. (It was cold out so people asked if he was gonna freeze and I was like nah I got him paper towels. :lol:)

He wakes up when he hears the word cops and the whole party hides down in the basement while the cops are at the door. I don't really know what happened but the cops were looking through the windows and a democracy of lets get the fuck out of here came up and a lot of us bounced. I didn't wanna bounce till the last possible moment but I had to find my ride back to my hometown. Me and my friend hop the back fence with 2 stoners and we randomly meet our ride while we're walking down the road behind the house party. He picks us up, picks up one of our drug dealer friends and we go to her dealers house cuz it's near by. (We had other people to find).

We get there and go inside. There's a black dude at the door and he says hey and I'm like what up. Not cuz he's black but cuz I'm a stoner and I talk like a stoner. And he' says "don't be like that man" So we get in and my buddy and I play xbox and this big black dude asks if we wanna buy drugs. We already bought bud so we didn't want any. And then we talk to the dude at the door. He asks our name and then he tells us he's tupac. We're just kicking it there while my ride tries to figure shit out. Then tupac comes into the room we're playing xbox and asks if we wanna smoke a blunt.

Of coursed we did. We go to a downstairs place at his condo and down there is the 2 stoners we hopped the fence with at the party. So we smoke a blunt with them and tupac and go back upstairs. Then my ride says we're going so we go to pick up the rest of our friends and leave.

What, not scary? Black people are incredibly scary. Kidding. It was weird though.

There was also the time I was drinking with my girlfriend and my friends but broke up with her cuz when I went to go bang her in the shower i saw her panties had shit stains. She went out the window onto a ledge and was gonna kill herself. My bro goes out onto the ledge and grabs her and pulls her back inside. He's not a big dude, she could of easily took him down. The dude gets mad respect from me.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: King Klick] * 1
    #19368673 - 01/04/14 02:49 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

One of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me.

I was at a pay phone calling my weed connect, but I had lost his number so I had to remember it from memory. I must have dialed a number or two wrong. A strange man answered the phone, definitely not my weed connect. I could hear him on the phone and behind me, and likewise he could here me. The weirdest part, the guy I had misdialed was standing five feet behind me in line to get movie tickets. Somehow, I had misdialed my friend and called this guys number who was standing right behind me. crazy shit. He was all freaked out, HOW DID U GET MY NUMBER! WHAT THE HELL. I ran away for some reason


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19368676 - 01/04/14 02:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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One of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me.

I was at a pay phone calling my weed connect, but I had lost his number so I had to remember it from memory. I must have dialed a number or two wrong. A strange man answered the phone, definitely not my weed connect. The weirdest part, the guy I had misdialed was standing five feet behind me in line to get movie tickets. Somehow, I had misdialed my friend and called this guys number who was standing right behind me. crazy shit



:hahthatsrich:

hahah I love this shit :lol:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19368695 - 01/04/14 02:55 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

i'll go back and read this thread but worst situation...

probably when my friends and i were blazing at my friends neighborhood pool at night, a few years ago. neighbors called police on us as we had been making a habit of doing this. when those cop cars rolled up after we had jUST finished smoking i'll never forget the sheer surprise i felt.

my friend was sitting there repeating 'i dont know what to do' and this girl was saying 'do something, do something' so i took my bowl and hurled it like a hundred feet into the woods moments before they found us. luckily we had finished all the weed.

we were all twitching the fuck out when they brought us up to the lot and shined lights in our eyes and stuff, we were with a damn 15 year old girl just totally randomly it was so strange. she had a lighter with a weed leaf on it lol and they took that.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: Magicman69]
    #19368733 - 01/04/14 03:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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One of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me.

I was at a pay phone calling my weed connect, but I had lost his number so I had to remember it from memory. I must have dialed a number or two wrong. A strange man answered the phone, definitely not my weed connect. I could hear him on the phone and behind me, and likewise he could here me. The weirdest part, the guy I had misdialed was standing five feet behind me in line to get movie tickets. Somehow, I had misdialed my friend and called this guys number who was standing right behind me. crazy shit. He was all freaked out, HOW DID U GET MY NUMBER! WHAT THE HELL. I ran away for some reason




Jesus that's weird as fuck


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #19368774 - 01/04/14 03:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

LOL SHIT STAINS?!


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19368780 - 01/04/14 03:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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LOL SHIT STAINS?!




DSHSB


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19368782 - 01/04/14 03:16 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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LOL SHIT STAINS?!



tell me about it :naughty:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: rulesq]
    #19368930 - 01/04/14 03:52 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Gun in my mouth TWICE due to a "few" misunderstandings...




Please tell more.


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: koods]
    #19368970 - 01/04/14 04:01 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Gun in my mouth TWICE due to a "few" misunderstandings...




Please tell more.



Let's just say that I said this, the other dude said that.. He had a gun, I didn't. :shrug:


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Re: What's the worst situation you've ever been in? [Re: rulesq]
    #19368992 - 01/04/14 04:05 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Cool story, brah.

What did it taste like?


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