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Anonymous #1

My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk...
    #19368051 - 01/04/14 12:44 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck. Fuckkkkk. Mother fuck.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 4
    #19368094 - 01/04/14 12:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Anonymous #1

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #19368626 - 01/04/14 02:37 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

My father just died two months ago. Theres no way I can handle this shit. I think I'm ready to hang myself...with a coat hanger.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19368642 - 01/04/14 02:40 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ask her to get an abortion.  Hopefully you only date women who are pro choice.  if not, maybe you should start.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #19368789 - 01/04/14 03:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

If she has this baby because of religion, I swear I will try my very hardest to raise an anarchist Satanist.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #19369154 - 01/04/14 04:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
ask her to get an abortion.  Hopefully you only date women who are pro choice.  if not, maybe you should start.





lol gotta find those pro choice girls :awedance:




but seriously, that stinks man, u sure ur the only one shes been fucking? girls are evil

did u break up with her or did she break up with you?


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19369230 - 01/04/14 04:58 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You're proud of this and know it won't happen or isn't anything to worry about, and are using it as a way to seem " cool" to others, you're also doing this on an anonymous subforum, which is confusing but you still get that sense of telling someone, no doubt its reaches other conversations beyond this one. Perhaps you're aware the mods can see who posts, and you're actually younger than people think (on anonymous) and are hoping to prove to the mods that you're somehow "mature" for your age.

There's a 40% chance I'm wrong overall, including parts that may be wrong and parts that may be right.


There is a chance however that I'm a crazy person, also.


Edited by Anonymous (01/04/14 05:09 PM)


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Anonymous #2

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5] * 2
    #19369258 - 01/04/14 05:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Gotta be crazy because I don't see how anyone could draw those conclusions from what is said..


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Anonymous #6

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #2] * 2
    #19369303 - 01/04/14 05:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

First thing you tell her is "Lets go make certain at the doctor."  I dont know how many times I've seen babies magically disappear when the guy asked to go to the doctors office for a test.
If she mysteriously has a miscarriage you'll know it was never there.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #19369317 - 01/04/14 05:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Have a real talk with her.. have her do what is best for the baby. Either you come to peace and will love eachother and care for the baby, or you give her the choice to either get an abortion or kick her bloody so the baby wont suffer.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #19369335 - 01/04/14 05:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #5 said:
You're proud of this and know it won't happen or isn't anything to worry about, and are using it as a way to seem " cool" to others, you're also doing this on an anonymous subforum, which is confusing but you still get that sense of telling someone, no doubt its reaches other conversations beyond this one. Perhaps you're aware the mods can see who posts, and you're actually younger than people think (on anonymous) and are hoping to prove to the mods that you're somehow "mature" for your age.

There's a 40% chance I'm wrong overall, including parts that may be wrong and parts that may be right.


There is a chance however that I'm a crazy person, also.



I don't know. there's more like a 10% chance you've deduced correctly. my guess would be he's posting anonymously so he doesn't get referred to as a 'deadbeat dad' for wanting an abortion / not wanting to raise a child at this point in his life. but i don't know.

I do know that you should probably not go into the palm reading business just yet son.


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Anonymous #7

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19369347 - 01/04/14 05:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

To see through evasive actions, one must drop their preconscieved notions and cultural truths, and focus on thw basic psycological manouvres and build the theory from there.


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Anonymous #1

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #19369534 - 01/04/14 06:04 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I made this anonymous to be able to candidly express my emotions. The truth of it is: I cant support this baby. Emotionally, I'm a wreck since my father's funeral. Physically, I'm at my lowest point from depression, weak and worn out. Chemically, I'm dependant on a myriad of drugs just to feel anything other than hopeless.  This baby was conceived in the middle of a month-long mourning bender of alcohol, weed, tobacco, coke and mdma. Having this baby is irresponsible. It's a risk. It's unfair to EVERY party involved. She sounds like she wants to keep it...and keep me out of its life. I'm torn because I wish she would make the responsible choice for all of us, but instead shes being very emotional. If that baby is born, theres no way I'm going to abandon it. But I would rather that choice not be there in the first place.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #19369602 - 01/04/14 06:18 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

kill her


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19369615 - 01/04/14 06:20 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I made this anonymous to be able to candidly express my emotions. The truth of it is: I cant support this baby. Emotionally, I'm a wreck since my father's funeral. Physically, I'm at my lowest point from depression, weak and worn out. Chemically, I'm dependant on a myriad of drugs just to feel anything other than hopeless.  This baby was conceived in the middle of a month-long mourning bender of alcohol, weed, tobacco, coke and mdma. Having this baby is irresponsible. It's a risk. It's unfair to EVERY party involved. She sounds like she wants to keep it...and keep me out of its life. I'm torn because I wish she would make the responsible choice for all of us, but instead shes being very emotional. If that baby is born, theres no way I'm going to abandon it. But I would rather that choice not be there in the first place.



Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Fuck. Fuckkkkk. Mother fuck.




That's why you go from typing like a kid to an adult on a matter of minutes. You know you're good dude.


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Anonymous #8

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #19369632 - 01/04/14 06:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

give up #5, your analysis is both amateur and immature at best.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #19369636 - 01/04/14 06:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure.


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Anonymous #9

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19369724 - 01/04/14 06:42 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Get Paternity tested.


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Anonymous #10

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #19369920 - 01/04/14 07:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
If she has this baby because of religion, I swear I will try my very hardest to raise an anarchist Satanist.



I would advise baptising the baby to the devil, in human blood, like Captain Ahab did with his harpoon in Moby Dick. Then later consecrate the child to the fires of hell, like Ahab as well. Most likely I think you'll create a future US president, much like Aliester Crowley did with George W Bush, fyi Crowley actually is Dubya's maternal grandfather. Its remarkable what things my old friend Lucifer can do if you give him a chance. :smile:


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Anonymous #11

Re: My ex just told me shes pregnant...fuckkkkk... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #19370229 - 01/04/14 08:45 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Demand a paternity test, there is a good change she is fucking multiple dudes.

I know a guy who did the whole be a "good boyfriend" thing until the baby came out of the womb, once he saw the dark color of the newborn he walked out the hospital room and never looked back.


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