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Simisu
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: i like cow poo]
#20966948 - 12/12/14 02:00 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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those last two are fucking gold! last one is dedicated as fuck "i aint letting go... nononoononoonononooooo"SPLAT
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Shroomslip]
#20966952 - 12/12/14 02:00 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I imagine his face is flat after that, like an Asian.
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Dilsnique
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lifeiswhatyoumake
Trance in my sig n blood



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Dilsnique]
#20966978 - 12/12/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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That's some funny shaped toilet paper.
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Simisu
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Dilsnique]
#20966992 - 12/12/14 02:09 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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i wonder if he has any teeth left...
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Dilsnique
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Patlal
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Dilsnique]
#20967068 - 12/12/14 02:28 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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There's something bout them Japanese
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With Your Halo Slippin . . .



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OrgoneConclusion
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Patlal] 1
#20967188 - 12/12/14 03:01 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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wyrdjoy23
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Wow, that's hilarious. I actually thought it was fake but snopes says different.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/gunsafety.asp
Dude is a DEA agent..
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: wyrdjoy23]
#20967762 - 12/12/14 05:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Canadian graffiti hahaha
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drege
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: ErikS]
#20968434 - 12/12/14 08:05 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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WTF was he trying to do? There's no way he couldn't see that happen unless he is honest to god no joke autistic or downs syndrome - or tripping balls; half the population of the state of georgia would have seen that coming.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: drege]
#20968487 - 12/12/14 08:14 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan.. http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: trekie]
#20968531 - 12/12/14 08:21 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Woman awarded $100,000 in Free Speech settlement(fuck the police)
COBB COUNTY, Ga. - It started when Marietta resident Amy Barnes went to the store on her bike to buy some better in April 2012.
And it has ended with a legal settlement of one Hundred thousand dollars against the Cobb County Police Department.
In the police dash cam video Barnes is heard hurling an expletive as she peddles by while they question a suspect.
"Beep the police."
Barnes, who was unavailable, admitted to Fox 5 News in October of 2012 of her actions.
"And I said bleep the police and raised the middle finger and passed by."
On camera an officer reacted to the profanity.
"That ain't happening."
Police followed Barnes, arrested her and charged her with disorderly conduct then took her to jail.
Cynthia Counts her attorney says police were heavy handed on Barnes.
“She could have been given a citation but was arrested put in solitary confinement for part of it she was in jail more than 24 hours."
Counts represented Barnes at trial where the police video was presented as evidence and the two officers testified.
The judge dismissed the charge despite claims by police Barnes' profanity offended others as heard on the police video:
"You see the little kids standing on the corner you think they care to hear your language."
Barnes and Counts sued the county claiming violation of free speech. Cobb County settled for one hundred thousand dollars.
Counts says the settlement is reminder of everyone's constitutional rights.
"It's important to understand that people have a right to express their ideas and no matter how offensive it's not a basis for penalizing someone. And that's just wrong it violates the first amendment."
A Cobb county spokesman acknowledged "The commission did approve a settlement offer at Tuesdays meeting. And that the documents have not been executed."
Barnes has been involved in recent Atlanta protests and unrest surrounding police conduct in Ferguson and other incidents
Cynthia Counts her attorney says the 100 thousand dollar settlement helps encourage free speech within legal boundaries.
"The line is you cannot threaten someone to make them fearful. The limit in terms of this case it was really no basis at all she caused no threat."
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/27610700/woman-awarded-100000-in-free-speech-settlement
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
#20968621 - 12/12/14 08:35 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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So....wait a minute. I can go to Mexico and have a bunch of coke and hookers for a week and it will only cost me 2 grand!?
That's cheaper than a week in Fiji, and probably a lot more enjoyable.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
#20968657 - 12/12/14 08:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Article is vague. She went to buy some better what?
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Soulidarity
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Burke Dennings] 4
#20968770 - 12/12/14 09:06 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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jahrastafareye
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Soulidarity] 5
#20968793 - 12/12/14 09:11 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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$200,000 ,please
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Soulidarity] 2
#20968797 - 12/12/14 09:12 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha this community is hilarious
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Azure Essence


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#20968884 - 12/12/14 09:37 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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