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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Roflspammer]
#20707945 - 10/15/14 07:21 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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is that train one real??that is fucking insane
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#20708101 - 10/15/14 07:56 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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kids got balls.
weighs all of 80lb. probably like 5" thick
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: memes] 1
#20708977 - 10/15/14 11:51 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
sun_spots said: Your post perfectly illustrates the reason quotes have been turned off in this thread. Thanks for the handy visual.
You're welcome, however I still don't understand and think the inability to easily quote in this thread is one of the more retarded things I've witnessed here. I think the very fact that quotes have been disabled in this thread is a clear indicator that this post is in violation of rule #4 and should be locked and moved to the dump. The inability to quote indicates that no meaningful conversation is intended in here.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ojom]
#20709451 - 10/16/14 06:24 AM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: automan] 2
#20712344 - 10/16/14 06:04 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: memes]
#20712474 - 10/16/14 06:34 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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that evil russian orthodox priest has his own personal cross folder...that way he dosent scratch that gold plated go pro cross whilst getting into his fiat... 
talk about unsung heros that cross folder dude:shedtear:
be be makin' dem crosses fold and bow bitches...#GEA
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ojyelhsa] 2
#20712643 - 10/16/14 07:12 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20712648 - 10/16/14 07:13 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Adamist
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#20712654 - 10/16/14 07:14 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Adamist]
#20712658 - 10/16/14 07:15 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20712660 - 10/16/14 07:15 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20712665 - 10/16/14 07:16 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20712675 - 10/16/14 07:17 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20712723 - 10/16/14 07:26 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20713058 - 10/16/14 08:39 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20713076 - 10/16/14 08:42 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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#20713201 - 10/16/14 09:10 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Adamist] 5
#20717525 - 10/17/14 08:31 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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How to Carve a Pumpkin You Can Have Sex With

1) Cut a hole in the top of the pumpkin. It doesn’t matter the size cause this is NOT the hole you’re gonna fuck.

2) Take in the smell of the pumpkin while you can cause it’s about to smell much worse in here.

3) Scoop out that gross goopy stuff in the pumpkin but NOT ALL OF IT. Trust us that you’re gonna want some of that gross goopy stuff.

4) Turn on Netflix, go to Thrillers and put on Wild Things.

5) Now that you’re hard, you’re ready to measure the girth of your penis. Length is irrelevant so only measure that if you’re curious.

6) Once you have the girth of your penis, match it up to one of the pumpkin carving patterns above.

7) Print out the pattern and put it on your pumpkin.

8) Carve along the dotted lines to make your “Glory Hole.” Call it a “Gory Hole” if you wanna feel more festive.

9) DO NOT PUT A LIT CANDLE IN THE PUMPKIN!!!! THIS IS TRADITIONALLY SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS WHEN CARVING PUMPKINS BUT NOT THIS TIME!! TRUST US!!

10) Tell your pumpkin she’s really cute but she’d be a lot prettier if she smiled a bit.

11) Place penis in hole and just go to fucking town on that gourd. (Aren’t you glad you saved those pumpkin guts?!)

OH SHIT WE FORGOT STEP 1 WAS “LOCK THE DOOR!” GO BACK AND DO THIS FIRST!!

13) If you forgot the “lock the door” step, make your fuck pumpkin into a pie for your roommate so he forgives you.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: CosmicFool] 2
#20717551 - 10/17/14 08:36 PM (9 years, 3 months ago) |
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lmao wtff
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