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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #20539294 - 09/08/14 06:10 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Probably not sheekle, i doubt he's that vain.







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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: B0b0] * 17
    #20539395 - 09/08/14 06:28 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: fruitrollup]
    #20540183 - 09/08/14 08:33 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Somehow I came across this news article from 2012, thought it was funny and never heard about it:

Man Allegedly Exposes Himself at Blind Association

"A man allegedly exposed himself to a woman inside an association for the blind last week.

On Tuesday morning, the Bucks County Courier Times reported that a woman says an unidentified man exposed himself to her inside the book store of the Bucks County Association for the Blind’s offices at 400 Freedom Drive in Newtown, Pa.

The man, described as a 5-foot-10 skinny black man between 35 to 45 years old who was wearing a black track suit, got away, the Times reported.

A call by NBC10 to the Newtown Borough Police wasn’t immediately returned."

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/weird/Indecent-Exposure-Blind-Association-149711835.html

:ilold:

I drove through Newtown a month ago coming back from Philly.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Everlong]
    #20540376 - 09/08/14 09:11 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #20540467 - 09/08/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)







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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Simplepowa] * 2
    #20540537 - 09/08/14 09:44 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Man and wife work in glorious Soviet tractor factory.
One day, they get tired from building communism, so go into city to stand in bread line.
They hire babysitter to watch over children for night.
Babysitter left with children in proud Soviet home. Tells parents will take good care.
Father get call from babysitter after a few hours.
Babysitter tell father that children reading Marx like good Soviets, but room is drafty because there are no windows.
Asks father if okay to move children to parents' room to read Marx.
Father says okay, but babysitter have one final request.
She ask if can cover up Lenin statue in room because it is frightening her.
Father drop phone (should have worn gloves), then tell babysitter, "Take children and get out of house. We do not have Lenin statue!"
Mother and father race home to find KGB at house.
KGB arrest babysitter for finding Lenin statue frightening, then arrest parents for not having Lenin statue.
Such is life in Moscow.





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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Simplepowa] * 1
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    #20541529 - 09/09/14 04:09 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Adamist]
    #20542073 - 09/09/14 08:12 AM (9 years, 4 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #20543033 - 09/09/14 12:46 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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    #20543808 - 09/09/14 04:04 PM (9 years, 4 months ago)

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Carl Sagan - "Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."

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Robert Pirsig - "When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

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Brian Cox - "[One] problem with today’s world is that everyone believes they have the right to express their opinion AND have others listen to it. The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense."


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