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zZZz
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Soulidarity]
#20127326 - 06/14/14 02:30 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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i laughed at first cuz it reminded me of : , but then i put two and two together..
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] 1
#20127336 - 06/14/14 02:38 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I was asked by my friend if you could have a super power whaT would it be. I picked cold war Russia
What did 50 cent say when his grandma knit him a sweater?
Gee, you knit
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: drugs_and_I] 8
#20127341 - 06/14/14 02:41 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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A little black kid is baking with his grandmother. He throws some flour on his face playfully and says "Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"
Granny sends him into the other room to tell his father what he said. He walks up to his father and says "Look, Daddy, I'm a little white boy." His father backhands and him and sends him to tell his mother.
Nervously, the kid walks up to his mother and says "Look, Mommy, I'm a little white boy." Mom slaps him and sends him back into the kitchen.
"Have you learned anything?", asks Granny.
"Yes," replies the boy, "I've been white for five minutes and I hate niggers already
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zZZz
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: drugs_and_I]
#20127345 - 06/14/14 02:45 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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heard that one before. too much hate in that joke..
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drugs_and_I
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] 10
#20127347 - 06/14/14 02:46 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and he says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: drugs_and_I] 2
#20129324 - 06/14/14 01:55 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
drugs_and_I said: A little black kid is baking with his grandmother. He throws some flour on his face playfully and says "Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"
Granny sends him into the other room to tell his father what he said. He walks up to his father and says "Look, Daddy, I'm a little white boy." His father backhands and him and sends him to tell his mother.
Nervously, the kid walks up to his mother and says "Look, Mommy, I'm a little white boy." Mom slaps him and sends him back into the kitchen.
"Have you learned anything?", asks Granny.
"Yes," replies the boy, "I've been white for five minutes and I hate niggers already
This is fucking awesome
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Soulidarity
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 1
#20131176 - 06/14/14 08:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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  R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate. [/url]
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Soulidarity
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Soulidarity] 9
#20131462 - 06/14/14 09:12 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Soulidarity
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#20132551 - 06/15/14 02:09 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Soulidarity] 6
#20132697 - 06/15/14 03:25 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Duncan Trussell on Truth, 1 hilarious minute long
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 1
#20133633 - 06/15/14 10:28 AM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Azure Essence said: Duncan Trussell on Truth, 1 hilarious minute long
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-------------------- Confucius say: He who sticks drugs in butthole has head up ass. EVOLUTION REQUIRES REPRODUCTION
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: MrBlueYoMind] 2
#20134088 - 06/15/14 12:21 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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How are they letting Armstrong race like this?
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
#20134185 - 06/15/14 12:51 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hahaha
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Into The Woods
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Versicolor]
#20134273 - 06/15/14 01:11 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: andrewmurray86] 11
#20134522 - 06/15/14 02:14 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Tantrika]
#20134853 - 06/15/14 03:16 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thank you!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: botha] 1
#20135475 - 06/15/14 05:38 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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botha



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 2
#20135589 - 06/15/14 06:03 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: botha] 7
#20135662 - 06/15/14 06:19 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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indica


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: indica] 6
#20135671 - 06/15/14 06:21 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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btw that post is about Closed Veil
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