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Adamist
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] 9
#19952322 - 05/07/14 12:13 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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zZZz
jesus


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Adamist] 1
#19952406 - 05/07/14 12:31 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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blackhawk
Newton's Law of Majesticity



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] 4
#19952439 - 05/07/14 12:37 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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ImaginingEmotions
SkyjumpingDude


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Gumby]
#19952471 - 05/07/14 12:45 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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memes said: yeah thats my life now. i get things done, correctly and quickly, so instead of people doing their job - they just come to me to do it for them.
fml

Same. I'm in charge of one of the imagining machines at work. I went out of my way to post instructions on the wall yet I get PhD people coming to me like "hey are you busy? I don't know how to work the new gel doc." Then I show them the shit I posted right in front of the god damn computer and they're all amazed. "OMG I NEVER SAW THAT! IS THAT NEW?" Nope, been there since we got the new system, rtard.
Hopefully you both get paid better than the others. If not, you should point it out and ask for a raise. If they don't give you a raise, then you need to decide if your job is worth staying at.
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic



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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: CosmicFool] 7
#19953463 - 05/07/14 10:35 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: CosmicFool] 1
#19953608 - 05/07/14 11:25 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said: this had me rolling 
Dear guy who just made my burrito
So much hatred for a goddamm burrito.
If people used that anger to solve social issues such as healthcare and education, shit would get done.
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ImaginingEmotions
SkyjumpingDude


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Patlal] 1
#19953730 - 05/07/14 12:00 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
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CosmicFool said: this had me rolling 
Dear guy who just made my burrito
So much hatred for a goddamm burrito.
If people used that anger to solve social issues such as healthcare and education, shit would get done.
People do get angry at healthcare and education. But they quickly realize how much work they'd have to put into it in order to change it. And since they are lazy self centered americans (myself included), they don't even bother to continue past the bitching stage. And that, in itself, is funny!
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dontknow
It's all in the reflex


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“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of Life’s coming attractions.” Albert Einstein
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: dontknow] 2
#19953896 - 05/07/14 12:41 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Azure Essence


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: dontknow] 1
#19953911 - 05/07/14 12:45 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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dontknow said: hot
I know, I watched it like 7 times, and it's oddly erotic the way it erupts from her mouth all over her face
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lifeiswhatyoumake
Trance in my sig n blood



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 1
#19953932 - 05/07/14 12:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Azure Essence said:
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dontknow said: hot
I know, I watched it like 7 times, and it's oddly erotic the way it erupts from her mouth all over her face
lol I thought the same thang
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trekie
Metal man


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She like 15 guys and obviously not very smart.
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Hobozen


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: trekie]
#19954377 - 05/07/14 02:27 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Brooke Birmingham: "I won't be shamed for my weight loss"
This woman was approached by "Shape" for a weight loss success story after losing 172 pounds, but the magazine was not willing to print the photo she sent of her new body.
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rulesq
Bad Mogambo



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Hobozen] 5
#19954414 - 05/07/14 02:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Hobozen]
#19954424 - 05/07/14 02:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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blankk said: Brooke Birmingham: "I won't be shamed for my weight loss"
This woman was approached by "Shape" for a weight loss success story after losing 172 pounds, but the magazine was not willing to print the photo she sent of her new body.

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JesusIsLord
Jesus freak


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Hobozen] 1
#19955371 - 05/07/14 06:29 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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blankk said: Brooke Birmingham: "I won't be shamed for my weight loss"
This woman was approached by "Shape" for a weight loss success story after losing 172 pounds, but the magazine was not willing to print the photo she sent of her new body.


quaid, start the reactor
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: JesusIsLord]
#19955418 - 05/07/14 06:36 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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You guys are fucking mean.
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error


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: TheGreenArrow] 3
#19955858 - 05/07/14 08:00 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: 404] 3
#19955924 - 05/07/14 08:16 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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is it just me or does that thing look like a cock?.. or have the shrooms succeeded?..
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