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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #19775390 - 03/31/14 10:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks. I like crystals and was searching amethysts and found that one. Never saw one like it. It's like a flower. But a crystal. Pretty coolio


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite] * 12
    #19776656 - 04/01/14 01:34 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 5
    #19776673 - 04/01/14 01:41 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19776678 - 04/01/14 01:43 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

if you watch that with captions it makes no sense


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: At My Peak] * 3
    #19776712 - 04/01/14 01:56 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: At My Peak]
    #19776713 - 04/01/14 01:57 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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if you watch that with captions it makes no sense




Just listen man, it makes perfect sense


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
    #19776839 - 04/01/14 03:13 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: zZZz] * 3
    #19777109 - 04/01/14 06:02 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: rulesq]
    #19777114 - 04/01/14 06:09 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Troll level: Expert



here's a link to the story behind that billboard:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/03/troll-level-expert-jesus-is-muslim-billboards-drive-christians-crazy/





wow that's fucking hilarious. the video of that guy talking out of his ass is the icing on the cake


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: At My Peak]
    #19777123 - 04/01/14 06:11 AM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Troll level: Expert



here's a link to the story behind that billboard:
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/03/troll-level-expert-jesus-is-muslim-billboards-drive-christians-crazy/





wow that's fucking hilarious. the video of that guy talking out of his ass is the icing on the cake



I know, right! :lol:

Ohh man I've been laughing at this soooo much today


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: rulesq] * 5
    #19778057 - 04/01/14 12:19 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Christians, Jews, and Muslims are all just hindus anyways


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: ZenXi6] * 1
    #19778141 - 04/01/14 12:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/florida-man-gives-fellow-driver-the-middle-finger-gets-dose-of-instant-karma-9220728.html



There was swift road rage retribution on the highways of Florida this week, when a man tailgated another driver before flipping them off, only to crash moments later.

Scroll down for the video

The man, driving a vast pickup truck, tailgated for "about three minutes" according to the video's poster, before accelerating alongside, flipping the bird and smirking right at the camera.

To the victim's disbelief and joy he then lost control a split second later and skidded off the road, leaving no bruises except a huge one to his pride.








The person driving was a dumb cunt!  She  should not have been squatting in that left lane like that.  And to pull out her move and record while driving is also a cunt move.  I feel sorry for the guy that went off the road.





Standing up for the dickhead tailgater in his big goofy truck.... good one. 

In your clear and concise moment of judgement, I'm glad you bothered to read the article and gain some facts rather than make idiotic assumptions that would show more about you than they do of the situation...

Oh wait.

"I couldn't move over because there were trucks in the right lane, and I sure as heck wasn't going to speed on a rainy day with the roads being as slick as they were. I was turning left in about a half-mile when this happened. Now bear in mind, that this guy had already passed a truck in a left turn lane, was tailgating and driving recklessly on a wet slick road, wasn't paying attention, and all in all being an ignorant ass...

"He initially fled the scene of the accident, but thanks to this video he has been caught and charged. Massive props to the Sheriffs Department and most especially the Highway Patrol who responded to the scene. This moron could have easily killed somebody with his moronic behavior, and my laughing at the end would have been replaced with tears. Needless to say though, I've never seen Karma come back so fast."



THIS IS THE LINK - IT WAS POSTED BEFORE AND IS NOT BEING POSTED AGAIN.

And..


“Start your day with our NEW Vegemite iDRINK 2.1 energy drink! Will you swap your Vegemite toast for this when you’re on the go?”


“The team averted disaster due to its Scania R620 V8 truck and B-double trailer being equipped with the new Aqua Pro flotation kit.

“The transporter successfully completed the Bass Strait crossing overnight, emerging from the water at the St Kilda Marina boat ramp Tuesday morning.”





I still whole heartily believe she is still a dumb cunt.  She should have stayed behind those trucks until she could have passed them all at once.  I would have rode her ass as well.  It causes more accidents when tards like her get into the left lane and park there causing the fast lane to slow down.  Everybody here needs to take a page out of the European driving hand book.  NOBODY parks in the fast lane or you will get a car up your ass.

Too dangerous to speed up but not to pull out a phone and record the incident eh?  Haha, nice one turkey tits.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19778164 - 04/01/14 12:43 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

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Christians, Jews, and Muslims are all just hindus anyways





And they all are really just worshipping horus, lets get back to the basics, can I get a praise Heru.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: SeaShrooms] * 2
    #19778182 - 04/01/14 12:48 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Suck it Heru!


Heru, is anybody home?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ganzig] * 1
    #19778195 - 04/01/14 12:52 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I don't think they can horus knocking.

Knock harder!

Heruuuuuuu!?!?! Anyone home?


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ganzig] * 1
    #19778207 - 04/01/14 12:58 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

No


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] * 1
    #19778210 - 04/01/14 12:58 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

I know.


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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Ganzig] * 1
    #19778221 - 04/01/14 01:02 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Just so you know, Horus was the first son god to be crucified, born from a virgin mother.... blah blah blah




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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: SeaShrooms] * 1
    #19778619 - 04/01/14 02:39 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: SeaShrooms] * 1
    #19778625 - 04/01/14 02:40 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

YTHAN IS EVERYONE. EVERYONE IS YTHAN


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