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ZenXi6
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: blood4blood] 1
#19774698 - 03/31/14 08:03 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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blood4blood said:
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ZenXi6 said: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/florida-man-gives-fellow-driver-the-middle-finger-gets-dose-of-instant-karma-9220728.html
There was swift road rage retribution on the highways of Florida this week, when a man tailgated another driver before flipping them off, only to crash moments later.
Scroll down for the video
The man, driving a vast pickup truck, tailgated for "about three minutes" according to the video's poster, before accelerating alongside, flipping the bird and smirking right at the camera.
To the victim's disbelief and joy he then lost control a split second later and skidded off the road, leaving no bruises except a huge one to his pride.
The person driving was a dumb cunt! She should not have been squatting in that left lane like that. And to pull out her move and record while driving is also a cunt move. I feel sorry for the guy that went off the road.
Standing up for the dickhead tailgater in his big goofy truck.... good one.
In your clear and concise moment of judgement, I'm glad you bothered to read the article and gain some facts rather than make idiotic assumptions that would show more about you than they do of the situation...
Oh wait.
"I couldn't move over because there were trucks in the right lane, and I sure as heck wasn't going to speed on a rainy day with the roads being as slick as they were. I was turning left in about a half-mile when this happened. Now bear in mind, that this guy had already passed a truck in a left turn lane, was tailgating and driving recklessly on a wet slick road, wasn't paying attention, and all in all being an ignorant ass...
"He initially fled the scene of the accident, but thanks to this video he has been caught and charged. Massive props to the Sheriffs Department and most especially the Highway Patrol who responded to the scene. This moron could have easily killed somebody with his moronic behavior, and my laughing at the end would have been replaced with tears. Needless to say though, I've never seen Karma come back so fast."
THIS IS THE LINK - IT WAS POSTED BEFORE AND IS NOT BEING POSTED AGAIN.
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“The transporter successfully completed the Bass Strait crossing overnight, emerging from the water at the St Kilda Marina boat ramp Tuesday morning.”
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: ZenXi6] 7
#19774956 - 03/31/14 08:53 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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dontknow
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence] 2
#19774966 - 03/31/14 08:56 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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The discerning heart seeks knowledge, but the mouth of a fool feeds on folly. -Proverbs 15:14
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: dontknow] 1
#19775032 - 03/31/14 09:15 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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We could have the space party in Uranus
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite]
#19775037 - 03/31/14 09:16 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: SurReality] 5
#19775072 - 03/31/14 09:23 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite] 1
#19775076 - 03/31/14 09:26 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Forest Sprite said: We could have the space party in Uranus
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Constantine]
#19775078 - 03/31/14 09:27 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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This is the MOST RELEVENT thing AJ has EVER posted that I have seen! I agree 1000% with what he says in this vid! I always laugh at him for his way of doing things and the way he talks etc...BUT this is the best thing I have ever heard him say! Thank you Constantine! Not funny, but very relevant to what is happening in todays society.
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 6
#19775097 - 03/31/14 09:30 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite]
#19775103 - 03/31/14 09:32 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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^ oh man so good
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: memes] 4
#19775108 - 03/31/14 09:33 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite] 7
#19775121 - 03/31/14 09:37 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#19775124 - 03/31/14 09:38 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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tyrannicalrex said:
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Constantine said:
This is the MOST RELEVENT thing AJ has EVER posted that I have seen! I agree 1000% with what he says in this vid! I always laugh at him for his way of doing things and the way he talks etc...BUT this is the best thing I have ever heard him say! Thank you Constantine! Not funny, but very relevant to what is happening in todays society.
the guys insane, but yeah looking up to driveling idiots like Berber in the stead of genius isn't doing our society any good. The people love it though, garbage in garbage out.
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Repertoire89] 4
#19775134 - 03/31/14 09:40 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I believe this image was posted a while back somewhere in this thread.. but I just came across the same one... but with an american flag over it, which imo, makes it seem funnier for some reason
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite]
#19775155 - 03/31/14 09:44 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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moar funnies!
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: memes]
#19775157 - 03/31/14 09:45 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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my right ring finger is gettin carpel tunnel from all this right-click-save-as'ing
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: memes] 3
#19775188 - 03/31/14 09:53 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hope this hasn't been posted here before... I saw it somewhere before idk where.
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Azure Essence]
#19775262 - 03/31/14 10:07 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Azure Essence said:
This will never get old.
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Forest Sprite said: Hope this hasn't been posted here before... I saw it somewhere before idk where.

It looks like they both just got busted cheating on their spouses. Like "OH SHIT!"
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Forest Sprite
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
#19775299 - 03/31/14 10:13 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol you're right, it does look like they have that "oh shit" look on their faces. Or maybe he came inside her hehe
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Re: Can we has a funnies thread? -- Part 4 [Re: Forest Sprite] 1
#19775375 - 03/31/14 10:30 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I like ur sig
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