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underfliptown
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A day in the life
#19364010 - 01/03/14 03:46 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Woke up this afternoon, and felt good. Listened to some tunes, just chilled out.
Went down to the basement, and found that the basement is flooded. I have no bathrooms anymore and all the water in my house doesn't work.
My cellphone broke today, so i have no way to contact anyone.
I also have no money and no job!
Life is good people! 
You have to appreciate the shitty parts of life, because when you're riding cloud nine it just makes it that much better. At least I got some beers.
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Knock one back for me homie. Knock one back for me.
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underfliptown
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2 steps ahead!
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drkkenny
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I recall a friend of mine took a room in a flat in France. He just got there earlier this morning, but he was supposed to arrive the day before. Apparently he is searching for a detective that discovered that he was responsible for the invasion of Poland. They have certifiable proof that he is planning to invade in the next 10 years thus he has detectives all around him. I shared a flat with him in August 2009 but he had to move out. Though a month later I received a visit from his best friend & he decided to be my official roommate for awhile.
I also have a former roommate visiting me from Germany. He is trying to restore a Shakespearean play & has asked me to collaborate material with him. He lives right below me & usually has friends staying over for parties & recreational drug taking(nothing too bad, beers & weed).
I will try to contact him but he will be so busy attending to company that he can't get out. He always amazes people in some way almost as if anything he does automatically assumes a perfection otherwise unknown. He used to be the captain of a soccer team but he retired & is now trying to make his play blow up. Everyone has been wanting to get a look at his new play. People have said its destined to end up a grand success & reels in a load of money. Tho ppl have said he seems quite a puny sight, as if the most delicate thing imaginable. He can't have more than 5 people around without politely asking one to leave.
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underfliptown
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Re: A day in the life [Re: drkkenny] 1
#19364078 - 01/03/14 04:06 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Dude what the fuck are you talking about?
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plektheplek



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Hahaha I think I'm as lost as you
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underfliptown
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lol one of my favorite things to do is get fucking drunk and listen to hank williams iii feeling sorry for myself.
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nannybooboo

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I get down to George Thorogood's I Drink Alone. Feeling sorry for myself.
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underfliptown
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link dat shit nigga
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underfliptown
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Good enough for me man!
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underfliptown
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The plumbing is broke so now i piss in jars. Way of the road boys.
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nooneman


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Quote:
underfliptown said: found that the basement is flooded.
all the water in my house doesn't work.
These two might be related.
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DebuteMachine

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might as well sit back and watch this with the rest of the shroomery, its like movie night or some shit
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underfliptown
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Re: A day in the life [Re: nooneman]
#19364299 - 01/03/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
nooneman said:
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underfliptown said: found that the basement is flooded.
all the water in my house doesn't work.
These two might be related.
lol obviously.
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Quote:
underfliptown said: Dude what the fuck are you talking about?
Meet drkkenny
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drkkenny
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No we just were at this schoolyard & a few chaps were engaging in bawdy like humor. It played the appearance of bawdy humor, and gave one a sense of being exposed to an environment similar to a comical theatrical, as if a comic scene was taking place before their eyes, but one of them mentioned a word about a statue in Peru. Apparently it was created 30 years ago before the revival of a modern painter who recently went under the identity of a foreign minister who had ashort term in a political regime not far from here. It may be rather closer than usual standards, thus, people bring it into them so to speak.
We went around a circle and made our ways right where we were before we traversed off, and, one of them appeared to have something to tell us, but I thought he might only want to tell one of us & not tell the others, as if I could already tell he would invite them over for a drink & make some remark about a waitress dropping her order on the way to serve a customer. He told the guy next to me, but a moment later I could clearly see that he desired to inform me of this incredible news, and I begged him to tell me what he told the other person. I insisted that he would inform me of everything he did, I wanted to know what he would do when we left, where would he go off to after I left? I wanted to know if he went off when we didn't notice, if he might have alerted someone about our presence & warned them to stay atleast 15 ft away in case of anything.
For we would only watch them as they made their way through, we just wanted to get a peak at them in their groups. They would create groups & invite thousands of people to join, and get them all in no matter what. They had to reject certain people from joining, and would rip their invite in front of them so they knew what was going on. He never went to the play he promised he would go to & this tore my heart to pieces. I required that he attended that play, and I asked his mother to inform him that he shall come to thy play. I would force him to get dressed & join me at the play, for I was likely to invite some friends along & we all would have a joy being unified. We often made companions in our off hours away from the campus, when we'd go for some tour around Europe for awhile, or possible watch as some singer performs a live solo. We were quite fond of a local singer that would play every now & then, and we often asked if she could continue to provide us with her accompaniment of vocal harmonies. Her voice always was like a sweet angle singing a pleasing tune, a tune that was so irresistible to the touch that once you heard it you were mesmerized, almost as if the lead singer was trying to lull you to sleep with her voice. It was nice & pleasant quality that many people relished in, and indeed would fly from far off places such as Germany to view. She was celebrated in most local papers & every morning people would glance at their paper & realize that she was on the front cover for the 3rd week in a row. She headlined at a show that happened three years ago, I recall my brother had tickets but he couldn't go because he was busy attending tennis classes because of an indirect influence I must have had on him, in his practice sessions I would often interrupt before he served the ball & introduce a new tactic to employ in future uses, and I would normally demonstrate a world classman like shop that seemed to resemble some professional tennis player that perhaps was encouraged to tjoin the olympics. For she won an award for being a world class tennis player & was renown in her groups as that "one person you go to for tennis advice". She also would present the community with such admirable tennis skills that the entire town felt devoted to her, they would bring her new tennis balls to use in future games & suggest altering her tactics. She entered into the olympics & won a gold medal her first year trying out. She was one of the most respected figures in the town & people endlessly praised her for her splendid & virtuous qualities, stating she seemed an angel that blessed the world with visions of an enchanting paradise of realities that appear one minute & leave the enext, for sometimes we realize something someone said went a little over our head & then we recognize that this person is accustomed to the "local" jargon.
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Re: A day in the life [Re: drkkenny]
#19364435 - 01/03/14 05:10 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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TL;DR.
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underfliptown
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Re: A day in the life [Re: drkkenny]
#19364450 - 01/03/14 05:11 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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drkkenny said: No we just were at this schoolyard & a few chaps were engaging in bawdy like humor. It played the appearance of bawdy humor, and gave one a sense of being exposed to an environment similar to a comical theatrical, as if a comic scene was taking place before their eyes, but one of them mentioned a word about a statue in Peru. Apparently it was created 30 years ago before the revival of a modern painter who recently went under the identity of a foreign minister who had ashort term in a political regime not far from here. It may be rather closer than usual standards, thus, people bring it into them so to speak.
We went around a circle and made our ways right where we were before we traversed off, and, one of them appeared to have something to tell us, but I thought he might only want to tell one of us & not tell the others, as if I could already tell he would invite them over for a drink & make some remark about a waitress dropping her order on the way to serve a customer. He told the guy next to me, but a moment later I could clearly see that he desired to inform me of this incredible news, and I begged him to tell me what he told the other person. I insisted that he would inform me of everything he did, I wanted to know what he would do when we left, where would he go off to after I left? I wanted to know if he went off when we didn't notice, if he might have alerted someone about our presence & warned them to stay atleast 15 ft away in case of anything.
For we would only watch them as they made their way through, we just wanted to get a peak at them in their groups. They would create groups & invite thousands of people to join, and get them all in no matter what. They had to reject certain people from joining, and would rip their invite in front of them so they knew what was going on. He never went to the play he promised he would go to & this tore my heart to pieces. I required that he attended that play, and I asked his mother to inform him that he shall come to thy play. I would force him to get dressed & join me at the play, for I was likely to invite some friends along & we all would have a joy being unified. We often made companions in our off hours away from the campus, when we'd go for some tour around Europe for awhile, or possible watch as some singer performs a live solo. We were quite fond of a local singer that would play every now & then, and we often asked if she could continue to provide us with her accompaniment of vocal harmonies. Her voice always was like a sweet angle singing a pleasing tune, a tune that was so irresistible to the touch that once you heard it you were mesmerized, almost as if the lead singer was trying to lull you to sleep with her voice. It was nice & pleasant quality that many people relished in, and indeed would fly from far off places such as Germany to view. She was celebrated in most local papers & every morning people would glance at their paper & realize that she was on the front cover for the 3rd week in a row. She headlined at a show that happened three years ago, I recall my brother had tickets but he couldn't go because he was busy attending tennis classes because of an indirect influence I must have had on him, in his practice sessions I would often interrupt before he served the ball & introduce a new tactic to employ in future uses, and I would normally demonstrate a world classman like shop that seemed to resemble some professional tennis player that perhaps was encouraged to tjoin the olympics. For she won an award for being a world class tennis player & was renown in her groups as that "one person you go to for tennis advice". She also would present the community with such admirable tennis skills that the entire town felt devoted to her, they would bring her new tennis balls to use in future games & suggest altering her tactics. She entered into the olympics & won a gold medal her first year trying out. She was one of the most respected figures in the town & people endlessly praised her for her splendid & virtuous qualities, stating she seemed an angel that blessed the world with visions of an enchanting paradise of realities that appear one minute & leave the enext, for sometimes we realize something someone said went a little over our head & then we recognize that this person is accustomed to the "local" jargon.
dude im sorry you wrote all this but theres no way im reading that shit. It probablky makes no sense anyways.
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