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OfflineAmphiphilosophical

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Re: Tips for first time having sex [Re: Into The Woods]
    #19360601 - 01/02/14 08:31 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:nosekiss:

Just keep it slow


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19361917 - 01/03/14 02:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I still go dutch on my during sex drugs.  Good call.


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: SteelPanther]
    #19361970 - 01/03/14 03:10 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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SteelPanther said:
Oh no she is very specific, she wants to use peanut butter. I just thought music might be good since I'm going to try and nail her at a friends house while my friend and possibly some other friends are there. I'm still thinking of the best way to get her to have sex with my friend after we have sex, should I try to get her to the first time I have sex with her (tomorrow) or some other time?



I think you should probably fuck her then call ur friend into the room after while she's naked and lock the door behind you


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: Mad Season]
    #19362944 - 01/03/14 11:23 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

When you are having sex do like 3 pumps with your penis only halfway in.. And on the 4th pump, slowly push it ALL the way in. Make sure on the 4th pump, you push REALLY hard after your penis is all the way in... Continue doing this and it gets girls WILD. Its kinda like teasing them a little with your dick.... You will see that she will WANT it SO bad when you are doing the halfway pumps, that she will try and push it further... But DONT let her:smile: When the 4th pump comes around, you will see just how much she reacts to the full pump!

I know this might sound random.. but it is one of the best sex tricks I have learned throughout the years to getting a girl REALLY hot and wild.


Yoga is another great thing to practice for better sex. Not only are you working on tightening your sex muscles, but its a way to get WAY more in tune with your partner.


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Re: Should I play music my first time having sex? [Re: danlennon3]
    #19363152 - 01/03/14 12:15 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for probably the first sex move I will ever try!

Mad Season: I won't do that but I could pretend to be too tired due to taking too much drugs, and try to casual mention that my friends not tired.


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