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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19] * 4
    #19362650 - 01/03/14 10:03 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362672 - 01/03/14 10:09 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:

New Years party [...] she tried to smother me with a dirty nappy [...] srarted dry humping her. She saw my raging boner bulgying out off my tracksuit and mentioned it. [...] dry humping her for at least an hour.

my mom invited her alone to my house [...] I went upstairs to go asleep while the two of them got drunk. [...]

I kept feeling her up...basically molesting her, she knew she wanted it [...] wtf some guy telling me to strap a wrapper...I stopped dry humping this bitch cause I was weirded out [...] She even mentioned having kids.. [...]



This post confirmed all my negative preconceptions about the emerald isle. Keep on rocking Esekon.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: claraclairvoyant] * 2
    #19362684 - 01/03/14 10:11 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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mushroom_sandwich said:
Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.




What? I have always been pursuing women and made threads about it ever since I signed up to this place. Stop demonizing me, pleaase. You keep hollering and chanting curses and the word gay at me in every thread like a bunch of insecure school bullies with IQ of a rock. This is what happens when you join a site full of stubborn douchebag drug addicts...who taunt female members here and ask for tits and then tell her she has horrible tits and her face is hideous...then she becomes suicidal...well done, assholes


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle]
    #19362699 - 01/03/14 10:16 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362732 - 01/03/14 10:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #19362779 - 01/03/14 10:38 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This is perhaps the worst, meltiest, closeted sexual repressive thread of the day, congrats OP.
:goodluckwiththat:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #19362802 - 01/03/14 10:43 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Let's take a trip down memory lane....


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Esekon Kelly said:
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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jack_straw2208 said:
you obviously don't have any hot cousins. Or if you do, you're too chicken to ask them out




Dude, this is the same guy who cant figure out weather or not he likes to suck dick how is he supposed to figure out weather or not he wants to bang his cousin.




I'm out and proud. I got over that issue. :rockon:





This guy also posts a lot about hating junkies. This is amusing because;

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Salomon said:
:thatsayes: sandwiches and blowjobs are better then poppies anyway. good to hear mate



Wrong! Give me opiates or give me DEATH!! I rather have pod tea than a sandwich or even water. Fuck water, fuck food. Opiates help me sleep, give me dreams, make me feel happy and destroy my sex drive. Can you explain to me how shitty sandwiches and shitty blowjobs are any better than good ole poppies. Were you joking? I hope so... don't believe what those anti-drug fools tell ya in school.





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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
    #19362814 - 01/03/14 10:47 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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ShiVersblood said:
Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.



Well he sounded black...Nigerian I think
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Maharishi_2_U said:
This is perhaps the worst, meltiest, closeted sexual repressive thread of the day, congrats OP.
:goodluckwiththat:



For denying to sleep with a girl and kicking her out to the curb so that makes me a closeted case? Gtfo...I have standards...most girls aren't my type...I am looking for a Queen...strong and kind...what's wrong with you Shroomery? Do you want me to fuck every girl out there and get an STI and say "well it was worth it. I'm such a playa!" pffftttt...gtfo...you guys have know standards and talk about fucking skanky hookers...nice...rock on :rolleyes:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19362825 - 01/03/14 10:50 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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EdibleStereos said:
You had a girl in your bed, drunk, wanting to stay over. her friend tells you to wear a condom. She sounds pretty dtf. and you choose to kick her out?

Either there is something missing here, or you are the biggest :elmo: ever.



I know her brother, he was at the party and he would full on kill me as well as my mom. He would know if I did fuck her. He hates arabs. I could have banged her but all that talk of condoms and kids turned me off big time plus my mom was downstairs and my brothers were wandering the house and my room has no lock :shrug: that's how I am. She is fuckable...I hadn't slept for two days that day so my thinking was impaired




this never happened.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363022 - 01/03/14 11:40 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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ShiVersblood said:
Looks like the guy on the phone won. He sure did trick you. Maybe he was just jealous and wanted to weird you out on purpose.



Well he sounded black...Nigerian I think






you know nigerian is pronounced with a soft g, i think you are looking for the hard g minus -ian :lol:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: elax420] * 1
    #19363045 - 01/03/14 11:45 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

This is the strangest thread I have read in the pub all day. That is saying a lot considering that drkkenny started a thread today, and there is a thread with a video of an unconscious indigenous fighter getting jerked off by a crowd of people.

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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363060 - 01/03/14 11:48 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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Sheekle said:
Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move



Lol your response to me saying something u do is questionable is "you are sick minded animals u druggie hippies r pathetic and psychopathic" "dimwit, don't judge me thats an asshole move"

I still dont get why saying u molested her as a joke would even be like a joke, like i dont really understand the humor in that

That being said i dont really necessarily think ur like a raper person

I dunno man LOL


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #19363143 - 01/03/14 12:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Kicking a chick out in the rain is kinda lame. OP i hope u dont take this the wrong way but the way you describe these events makes you come off as self absorbed. Not a decent recipe for getting tail in my extensive experience.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: Sheekle]
    #19363160 - 01/03/14 12:17 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
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Esekon Kelly said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Eekson you seem to use the terms rape and molestation with a questionably high frequency



You really think I am capable of rape and molestation? Do you think I have no morals? I ain't like some of you here wanting to fuck your cousins and shit and dreaming about raping celebrities...gtfo...you are all sick minded animals. I have read a lot of threads in the anoynomous section...fucked up...you druggie hippies r pathetic and psychpathic. I only said 'I molested her' for the laugh...you seriously don't know me well enough or my sense of humour. I wouldn't have sex without consent...the guilt of anything bad would kill me. Also I am very skinny and weak...girls love kicking the shit out of me and I like teasing them. I am decent and benevolent, dim-wit. Stop judging and spoiling my name...that is an asshole move



Lol your response to me saying something u do is questionable is "you are sick minded animals u druggie hippies r pathetic and psychopathic" "dimwit, don't judge me thats an asshole move"

I still dont get why saying u molested her as a joke would even be like a joke, like i dont really understand the humor in that

That being said i dont really necessarily think ur like a raper person

I dunno man LOL



What I did was douchebag-like...I will treat her better next time :frown:. I just wanted to go bed that day and wasn't in the mood.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363185 - 01/03/14 12:23 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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claraclairvoyant said:
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mushroom_sandwich said:
Esekon, we know you're gay man. This just made it obvious.



seriously...he only makes threads like this now. they're all about fuckin bitchez or the pursuit of. stop over compensating, man.




What? I have always been pursuing women and made threads about it ever since I signed up to this place. Stop demonizing me, pleaase. You keep hollering and chanting curses and the word gay at me in every thread like a bunch of insecure school bullies with IQ of a rock. This is what happens when you join a site full of stubborn douchebag drug addicts...who taunt female members here and ask for tits and then tell her she has horrible tits and her face is hideous...then she becomes suicidal...well done, assholes





Wow.... sounds like someone needs to get laid....


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19363388 - 01/03/14 01:14 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: KT-BC]
    #19434334 - 01/17/14 05:50 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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KT-BC said:vice
Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:



No that's a terrible idea ....you give horrible advice :facepalm:


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19434417 - 01/17/14 06:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

lol.


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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19435238 - 01/17/14 09:27 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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Esekon Kelly said:
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KT-BC said:vice
Man this is a entertaining thread :lol: op maybe you should lower these standards of yours and plow that " bubbly" ass, instead of not getting laid and bragging about it ? :shrug:



No that's a terrible idea ....you give horrible advice :facepalm:



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Re: Chick turned me off Big Time [Re: 245willow19]
    #19435248 - 01/17/14 09:29 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

dude just hagn the phone up and throw it on the other side of the room and take her panties off


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