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So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall
    #19362840 - 01/03/14 10:55 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

A friend and I were snorting adderall in a stall together at a bar. Some guy came in and started pissing next to us and we continued with our drug-related conversation (foolish, we've learned)

Under a minute later the stall door slams without any warning. I say "chill out" and this angers the slammer pretty effectively. They yell "open up now!" and we continue with our lines. Two bouncers slam the stall door open, break the lock, and send my friend flying backwards.

They see we are snorting blue lines and order us out while throwing our cards with the powder on top to the ground. I reach for my bourbon on ice to sip it before we are kicked out and a bouncer grabs it from me and forcefully dumps the glass down the toilet.

"Get out of my bar!" yells the bouncer, and I still find this particular sentence funny. So we leave and on the way out another friend hears the bouncer reporting to the other bouncers (there are so many bouncers in this bar) that we were doing coke in the stall. Yes, blue cocaine. Apparently they noted our appearances and we are not ever let back in again.

We walked to another bar and snorted adderall in their stall instead, and had a glorious glass of bourbon afterwards.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19362844 - 01/03/14 10:56 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

ew what were you snorting it off of?


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: k00laid] * 11
    #19362848 - 01/03/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Each other's dicks, I imagine.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: k00laid]
    #19362849 - 01/03/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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while throwing our cards with the powder on top to the ground.




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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
    #19362852 - 01/03/14 10:59 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Now now, children. It was a flat toilet roll dispenser, but technically various wallet cards.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19362861 - 01/03/14 11:01 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Sticking your dicks into toilet rolls sounds like fun.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19362865 - 01/03/14 11:02 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
    #19362871 - 01/03/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
Sticking your dicks into toilet rolls sounds like fun.




It was decent. I may want to do it again.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19362873 - 01/03/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

:super:


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods] * 1
    #19362905 - 01/03/14 11:14 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Must. Not. Flame. So hard.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: robbyberto]
    #19362921 - 01/03/14 11:18 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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robbyberto said:
Must. Not. Flame. So hard.




Right..There are at least 5 things wrong here. Count to ten and move on.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: robbyberto]
    #19362924 - 01/03/14 11:19 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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robbyberto said:
Must. Not. Flame. So hard.




It's okay chipper, I've got faith in your flames.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19362949 - 01/03/14 11:25 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Got to keep your shit on the DL, they could've called the cops and they'd probably charge you for having 10x what you have in crack rocks


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19363380 - 01/03/14 01:13 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Why snort something in a dirty disgusting toilet stall?
Why not just do it at home then go to the bar??


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: gzuf]
    #19363548 - 01/03/14 01:53 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

Well I'm not a germaphobe, but luckily load myself with antioxidants daily. Along with this, I got the adderall when I was at the bar.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
    #19363807 - 01/03/14 03:06 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

I've got kicked out and banned of many bars for many various reason.
I aways end up going back and they always forgot about me, even those who snaped a pic of me to remember.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods] * 1
    #19363895 - 01/03/14 03:24 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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k00laid said:
ew what were you snorting it off of?



Each other's dicks, I imagine.




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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Dawks]
    #19364100 - 01/03/14 04:10 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

lol. two of you got into the same stall to do some drug related activity? the only time i did that was during high school because i didn't give a shit.

different stalls next time :smile:


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: mr sniffles]
    #19364110 - 01/03/14 04:12 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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lol. two of you got into the same stall to do some drug related activity? the only time i did that was during high school because i didn't give a shit.

different stalls next time :smile:




How would they do drugs off of each other's dicks, then? I doubt that place had glory holes.


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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
    #19364141 - 01/03/14 04:19 PM (10 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
Each other's dicks, I imagine.



I can imagine any other way that you'd snort adderall :datass:


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