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So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall
#19362840 - 01/03/14 10:55 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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A friend and I were snorting adderall in a stall together at a bar. Some guy came in and started pissing next to us and we continued with our drug-related conversation (foolish, we've learned)
Under a minute later the stall door slams without any warning. I say "chill out" and this angers the slammer pretty effectively. They yell "open up now!" and we continue with our lines. Two bouncers slam the stall door open, break the lock, and send my friend flying backwards.
They see we are snorting blue lines and order us out while throwing our cards with the powder on top to the ground. I reach for my bourbon on ice to sip it before we are kicked out and a bouncer grabs it from me and forcefully dumps the glass down the toilet.
"Get out of my bar!" yells the bouncer, and I still find this particular sentence funny. So we leave and on the way out another friend hears the bouncer reporting to the other bouncers (there are so many bouncers in this bar) that we were doing coke in the stall. Yes, blue cocaine. Apparently they noted our appearances and we are not ever let back in again.
We walked to another bar and snorted adderall in their stall instead, and had a glorious glass of bourbon afterwards.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19362844 - 01/03/14 10:56 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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ew what were you snorting it off of?
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: k00laid] 11
#19362848 - 01/03/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Each other's dicks, I imagine.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: k00laid]
#19362849 - 01/03/14 10:58 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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while throwing our cards with the powder on top to the ground.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
#19362852 - 01/03/14 10:59 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Now now, children. It was a flat toilet roll dispenser, but technically various wallet cards.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19362861 - 01/03/14 11:01 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Sticking your dicks into toilet rolls sounds like fun.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19362865 - 01/03/14 11:02 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
#19362871 - 01/03/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said: Sticking your dicks into toilet rolls sounds like fun.
It was decent. I may want to do it again.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19362873 - 01/03/14 11:04 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods] 1
#19362905 - 01/03/14 11:14 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Must. Not. Flame. So hard.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: robbyberto]
#19362921 - 01/03/14 11:18 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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robbyberto said: Must. Not. Flame. So hard.
Right..There are at least 5 things wrong here. Count to ten and move on.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: robbyberto]
#19362924 - 01/03/14 11:19 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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robbyberto said: Must. Not. Flame. So hard.
It's okay chipper, I've got faith in your flames.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19362949 - 01/03/14 11:25 AM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Got to keep your shit on the DL, they could've called the cops and they'd probably charge you for having 10x what you have in crack rocks
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19363380 - 01/03/14 01:13 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Why snort something in a dirty disgusting toilet stall? Why not just do it at home then go to the bar??
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: gzuf]
#19363548 - 01/03/14 01:53 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Well I'm not a germaphobe, but luckily load myself with antioxidants daily. Along with this, I got the adderall when I was at the bar.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19363807 - 01/03/14 03:06 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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I've got kicked out and banned of many bars for many various reason. I aways end up going back and they always forgot about me, even those who snaped a pic of me to remember.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods] 1
#19363895 - 01/03/14 03:24 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said:
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k00laid said: ew what were you snorting it off of?
Each other's dicks, I imagine.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Dawks]
#19364100 - 01/03/14 04:10 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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lol. two of you got into the same stall to do some drug related activity? the only time i did that was during high school because i didn't give a shit.
different stalls next time
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: mr sniffles]
#19364110 - 01/03/14 04:12 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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mr sniffles said: lol. two of you got into the same stall to do some drug related activity? the only time i did that was during high school because i didn't give a shit.
different stalls next time 
How would they do drugs off of each other's dicks, then? I doubt that place had glory holes.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
#19364141 - 01/03/14 04:19 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said: Each other's dicks, I imagine.
I can imagine any other way that you'd snort adderall
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
#19364146 - 01/03/14 04:20 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said:
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mr sniffles said: lol. two of you got into the same stall to do some drug related activity? the only time i did that was during high school because i didn't give a shit.
different stalls next time 
How would they do drugs off of each other's dicks, then? I doubt that place had glory holes.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: mr sniffles]
#19364599 - 01/03/14 05:32 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Well it was a single stall with a random wall in the middle. The toilet was essentially cut in half. When it was time to snort the powder we did drop trousers, but weren't snorting off each others gooblies. We were just trying to make the situation gay, I mean gray... great.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19364615 - 01/03/14 05:34 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Wait what
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: highc]
#19364648 - 01/03/14 05:38 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: highc]
#19364652 - 01/03/14 05:38 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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you should have just called it a hate crime and sued the fuck out of the club
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish] 2
#19364678 - 01/03/14 05:43 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Plot twist:
This was one of the security guards
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: mr sniffles]
#19364705 - 01/03/14 05:47 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Well they have a pretty good reason to perma ban you. You got caught doing drugs in the bathroom. Any establishment would be furious if they saw this. I know someone who got banned from a bar next to campus for the same thing except it was Xanax
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Synthe]
#19364840 - 01/03/14 06:13 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Synthe said: Plot twist:
This was one of the security guards

A bloody junkie-cop
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Repertoire89]
#19364880 - 01/03/14 06:21 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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lol i remember the first time i snorted those blue adderall's, i had a blue ring on my nostrils the entire day.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Legend]
#19364978 - 01/03/14 06:37 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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I'm also occasionally finding a blue booger.
Every time I snort these I wonder if it's just a better buzz to straight up chew them.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19364992 - 01/03/14 06:39 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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well if you're snorting them make sure to wash your nostrils out by snorting some water to let it wash away any residue in your sinuses. (NOT TAP WATER)
I get a much better buzz if i ate them with some tums, on an empty stomach.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Legend]
#19365005 - 01/03/14 06:40 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Interesting... I've heard multivitamins and various other things also really give them a boost due to the stomach working hard at digesting.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19365022 - 01/03/14 06:43 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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An acidic environment will destroy the amphetamine, so baking soda or tums seriously increases absorption. So be careful not to dose too much thinking it's BS.
If you're doing the stuff a lot, make sure to supplement with b-complex vitamins, and L-tyrosine the next day (or after the binge if that's your forte)
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Legend]
#19365055 - 01/03/14 06:48 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Well, a buddy has a script for 10s and I occasionally help him out on the money front in return for a little cig baggie full. I will definitely be trying this tums thing though, gracias amigo.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: Snotfish]
#19365064 - 01/03/14 06:50 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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Up the ass. Seriously, I'm not trying to make you any gayer.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods] 1
#19365237 - 01/03/14 07:22 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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This thread has so much lol in it.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: robbyberto]
#19365304 - 01/03/14 07:32 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said: Sticking your dicks into toilet rolls sounds like fun.
IME it's really not...
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Cereally.
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Re: So I got permanently banned from a bar... From Adderall [Re: koods]
#19365312 - 01/03/14 07:34 PM (10 years, 27 days ago) |
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koods said: Up the ass. Seriously, I'm not trying to make you any gayer.
This; If you want a rush without using a needle, plugging is (by far) your best bet. I have known a couple people who got hemorrhoids while regularly plugging E, so I've always taken that into consideration too (i.e. Don't make it too much of a habit)
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