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Crystal G



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My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me
#19361795 - 01/03/14 01:56 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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So, my parents met through an arranged marriage meeting. I am actually the byproduct of an arranged marriage.
My grandma is an ass-backwards, traditionalist Japanese lady, and therefore has been trying to set me up into an arranged marriage ever since I was a kid. No fucking joke man, I remember when I was 13 years old, she dressed me up in a kimono and had all these photographs taken of me, so that she could show my pictures to prospective families of my future husband. Luckily for me, the pictures ended up coming out really bad, and made me look really ugly, so everybody who saw my pictures said no.
She thinks it's such a horror and her worst nightmare come true, that I am already in my late 20's and have no plans of getting married anytime soon. She keeps pushing the idea of an arranged marriage onto me. Should I do it? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? If shit sucks then I'll just get a divorce.
Do you guys think I should do it?
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19361803 - 01/03/14 01:59 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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No, he'll no. The fuck you thinking?
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G] 5
#19361808 - 01/03/14 02:01 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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YOLO
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G] 3
#19361809 - 01/03/14 02:01 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Crystal G said: So, my parents met through an arranged marriage meeting. I am actually the byproduct of an arranged marriage.
My grandma is an ass-backwards, traditionalist Japanese lady, and therefore has been trying to set me up into an arranged marriage ever since I was a kid. No fucking joke man, I remember when I was 13 years old, she dressed me up in a kimono and had all these photographs taken of me, so that she could show my pictures to prospective families of my future husband. Luckily for me, the pictures ended up coming out really bad, and made me look really ugly, so everybody who saw my pictures said no.
She thinks it's such a horror and her worst nightmare come true, that I am already in my late 20's and have no plans of getting married anytime soon. She keeps pushing the idea of an arranged marriage onto me. Should I do it? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? If shit sucks then I'll just get a divorce.
Do you guys think I should do it?
This is your brain on drugs.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 2
#19361810 - 01/03/14 02:01 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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How about marry your grandma....problem solve. There is nothing more yummy than an old dry clit
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19361814 - 01/03/14 02:03 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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a arranged marriage doesn't sound like a good idea
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: watermelon mon]
#19361819 - 01/03/14 02:04 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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watermelon mon said: a arranged marriage doesn't sound like a good idea
The reason they are more successful is because people approach it from a business perspective. I can be ensured that my husband will be wealthy, and he can be assured that he will have good-looking offspring. We both benefit from this contract.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: theRAPeutic]
#19361821 - 01/03/14 02:06 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: No, he'll no. The fuck you thinking?

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tahp93 said: YOLO

all kidding aside. this is a new day and age. things dont work like that any more and obviously thats not what you want. if she really loves you no matter how dissapointed she is she will still love you if you choose to not have a arranged marriage.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G] 1
#19361840 - 01/03/14 02:14 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Do it, it'll totally work out
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Crystal G said: and he can be assured that he will have good-looking offspring. We both benefit from this contract.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: volcomstoner]
#19361863 - 01/03/14 02:21 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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volcomstoner said: Do it, it'll totally work out
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Crystal G said: and he can be assured that he will have good-looking offspring. We both benefit from this contract.

Well, it's true, that when men look for women in an arranged marriage they are looking for primarily two things: Education/intelligence, and good looks. Mostly they are looking for looks, because they want good-looking children.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19361881 - 01/03/14 02:28 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Well I suppose it is harder to love ugly children
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19361883 - 01/03/14 02:29 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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is this belief one where the woman has to obey the man? if so that might change things....
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: evileye001]
#19361890 - 01/03/14 02:31 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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I know someone who had an arranged marriage
it's more like a blind date set up by your parents
I think crystalG it's important to realize any guy looking to settle down would see you and run for the hills once he heard your stories
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Konyap]
#19361900 - 01/03/14 02:34 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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volcomstoner said: Well I suppose it is harder to love ugly children

http://www.chicagonow.com/dad-all-day/2013/11/man-sues-wife-over-ugly-kids-and-wins/
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Illyabo said: I think crystalG it's important to realize any guy looking to settle down would see you and run for the hills once he heard your stories
Most of my friends don't even know my stories. Why on earth would anybody I date know my stories?
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19361901 - 01/03/14 02:34 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Crystal G said: So, my parents met through an arranged marriage meeting. I am actually the byproduct of an arranged marriage.
My grandma is an ass-backwards, traditionalist Japanese lady, and therefore has been trying to set me up into an arranged marriage ever since I was a kid. No fucking joke man, I remember when I was 13 years old, she dressed me up in a kimono and had all these photographs taken of me, so that she could show my pictures to prospective families of my future husband. Luckily for me, the pictures ended up coming out really bad, and made me look really ugly, so everybody who saw my pictures said no.
She thinks it's such a horror and her worst nightmare come true, that I am already in my late 20's and have no plans of getting married anytime soon. She keeps pushing the idea of an arranged marriage onto me. Should I do it? I mean, what's the worst that could happen? If shit sucks then I'll just get a divorce.
Do you guys think I should do it?
Would he be a japanese guy? I've heard they have small cocks
Tbh I dont think that marriage would work, but hey its up to you
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: AD420]
#19361908 - 01/03/14 02:37 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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AD420 said: Would he be a japanese guy? I've heard they have small cocks
Tbh I dont think that marriage would work, but hey its up to you
I've been with a few Japanese guys, only one had a tiny cock, but he was half-Japanese, half-white.
To be honest I don't like big dicks anyway, my vagina is small so huge ones don't feel good.
And, I am sure he would be a Japanese guy. People don't have interracial arranged marriages, that just doesn't happen.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: volcomstoner]
#19361913 - 01/03/14 02:39 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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how does he benefit from good looking offspring? oh wait in Japanese culture that's all the men care about. I have two half Japanese sisters.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: lunarpiscean]
#19362040 - 01/03/14 03:50 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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i've often thought it would be easier to be happy in an arranged marrage than one where you do it for love.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: Crystal G]
#19362045 - 01/03/14 03:58 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Call me crazy, but I don't think its as bad as it sounds.
If you get married at 25, by the time you're 40 many people are completely different individuals than they were 15 years prior. At that point, its almost as if two strangers were thrust together anyway.
The divorce rate hovers around 50% anyway, so its not like traditional american marriages have a stellar rate of success.
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Re: My Grandma Is Trying to Arrange a Marriage For Me [Re: badchad]
#19362051 - 01/03/14 04:02 AM (10 years, 28 days ago) |
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Crazy said: Call me crazy, but I don't think its as bad as it sounds.
If you get married at 25, by the time you're 40 many people are completely different individuals than they were 15 years prior. At that point, its almost as if two strangers were thrust together anyway.
The divorce rate hovers around 50% anyway, so its not like traditional american marriages have a stellar rate of success.
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